Sanitizer Moment
So I'm at the club and there's a spot in the booth where I'm sitting that is damp. The first time I explained it away that the dancer spilled champagne. The second time my hand brushed it I'm like "ok, where's the hand sanitizer"?
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion
13 comments
Take a bath in Purell as a precaution - and gargle with some too.
Unless this is a very classy club - that’s some sort of bodily fluid.
Dude, the attendant was totally in his own world. I was drinking too much so was in the head more than usual, and one time I'm trying to wash my hands and he shows me this chick on his phone. Some random chick is staring at me on a video call and saying something that I can't hear because he's got a bluetooth headset on. So I turn to him and says "who the fuck is this?". Lol. It's nuts.
So with her still on the call he brings up IG and shows me a profile and a picture of who's supposed to be on the phone. I'm like "dude I don't think that's her" and he's like "I KNOW. Fuck this bitch. Who does she think I am?!". So then he clicks back over and she's STILL there. LOL! Staring at us staring at her. I don't even know this dude and now he's probably got my face getting sent around some Russian cam scam.
"Her face is a little blurry but she's got some nice tits. Have fun with that." Then I walked out and spent over an hour in VIP with a real live girl.