As overheard during an emergency summit between the good angel and his nemesis on the other shoulder...Good angel says, "This is quite disappointing. We had just made it through 7 consecutive days without an incident, our longest streak of the year. At this rate we aren't going to get anywhere near last year's record."
Bad angel replies, "...and still 0 fucks. Yes, I know. It's a figure of speech."


For those would be customers out there in the time of social distancing, what has the lingering monger on your shoulder been doing to pass the time?
Mine's been complaining that I've got a phone full of numbers I haven't been using.