0 Days Since Our Last Stripper Incident

3/27/2020 6:38:43 PM

As overheard during an emergency summit between the good angel and his nemesis on the other shoulder...Good angel says, "This is quite disappointing. We had just made it through 7 consecutive days without an incident, our longest streak of the year. At this rate we aren't going to get anywhere near last year's record."

Bad angel replies, "...and still 0 fucks. Yes, I know. It's a figure of speech."

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wallanon

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5 years ago

For those would be customers out there in the time of social distancing, what has the lingering monger on your shoulder been doing to pass the time?

Mine's been complaining that I've got a phone full of numbers I haven't been using.

nicespice

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5 years ago

Logging onto tuscl to give out opinions on how to handle the coronavirus

wallanon

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5 years ago

Contacted or contracted? That's a numbers game I'm going to try not to play.

Eve

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5 years ago

Contacted. Heh.

"Hello. It's Corona, yes? Yes, I have some availability this evening. What time were you thinking of stopping by?"

woodstock

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5 years ago

I've had some strippers reach out via text message, but I haven't met up with anyone.

wallanon

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5 years ago

9 days since our last stripper incident. She writes, I respond, but I'm not sure that's happening again. Waiting a few days for another option to be available.

booji boy

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5 years ago

I'm sending song links from Spotify with a fave of mine, otherwise radio silent. Still some good music coming out, just a lot more slowly than usual.

wallanon

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5 years ago

Trading song links sounds like a fun, soft touch way to keep in contact.

wallanon

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5 years ago

I came up with a solution to the be polite but uninvite situation. Subtraction by addition, but it should get my ATF to make an appearance. I'm fairly sure it's going to lead to disaster at some point in the future, but it should be fun right up until it isn't.

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