Articles - 2024

Because I've been pursuing pussy for several decades as both civilian and monger, I can say with confidence that there is more downside than up. Still, the upside makes the pursuit worth the challenge. Like my recent visit to a nowhere club, a near void where the dancers always seemed to be too big, too old or too sloppy (or all…

For the article police, I'll just preemptively say that this submission is too long to be a discussion and I'm not necessarily seeking a dialogue on the topic - unless of course others wish to chime in or share their tale. This is a bit of a Dear Penthouse story that I recently had with a civvie girl. Sharing this for…

So, you've decided to embark on a covert mission to the local strip club, but you're not keen on the world finding out about your newfound appreciation for glittery entertainment. Fear not fellow strip club patron for I have concocted a foolproof guide on how to execute the stealthiest shimmy into the world of adult amusement. Welcome to the clandestine…

I have been going to TJ for 2-3 years now and it did not take long to 1- get addicted 2- start hating USA clubs 3 - hating myself for not knowing this sooner lol With that being said, there are only, in my not so humble opinion, 2 clubs worth going to and 3* worth mentioning : Hong Kong, Chicago, and Adelitas* Each…

You log in to TUSCL and there's a new thread titled "Does she want to date me?" You open it and it's a dissertation from a guy who thinks that his favorite stripper wants to be his girlfriend. He likely already knows that he's using poor judgment, but he hopes to craft an argument that will get him the validation…

I have some experience visiting a few strip clubs that are known as regulars clubs (albeit not enough experience to be a regular myself). If you're not familiar with the term, when I say regulars club, I'm talking about clubs where the most popular girls seem to spend most of their time when not on stage sitting at tables with…

An LDK (or "lapgasm" in other online places) occurs when a guy cums in his pants due to the friction caused by a dancer during a high-contact lap dance or VIP session. It's a topic that comes up often enough in strip-club-related forums that it's worth having a round-up article that captures often-stated opinions and realities. As usual, these are my…

Nowdays Japanese currency is getting super cheap! Therefore I think there might be some tuscl members are planning to visit Japan for visit. You might want to experience what is sexual content is like in Japan. However, surprisingly, prostitution in Japan is illegal. According to Japanese law, direct penetration is forbidden but HJ or BJ are not forbidden. Now some…

Detroit proper sucks, very little privacy,. Curtains are now down at all clubs and zero extras, but the suburbs are still quite good. You are not going to find much of a mix of nationalities. Detroit clubs are mostly some combination of white, African American and Middle Eastern, with maybe one or two Asians, and very few…

Over the last few weeks, I asked a few friends and fellow customers at the club, “What do you like most about the strip club experience?” I got a few different, interesting answers, and I thought it would be fun to share them here. The names have been changed to protect the perverts. RALPH: Being approached and…

(This is very long, divided into 6 parts, I don't expect you to read it all, but I provided a directory for your convenience) DIRECTORY I. Intro II. DATING: The bitches I was dealing with III. DOMESTIC MONGERING SCENE IV. INTERNATIONAL MONGERING SCENE; April 2023- May 2024, (More detailed version of my travels) V. FINANCIAL COMPARISON: Dating vs Mongering (Price by Price breakdown) VI. Summary/Conclusion Intro Hello…

In an age where you can order sushi at 3 AM and video chat with your dentist from the comfort of your bed, you’d think that strip clubs, those bastions of nocturnal entertainment, would have equally sophisticated online presences. Yet, here we are, in 2024, and strip club websites still look like they were designed during the MySpace era. Why,…

Strip clubs were once a place where you could get a decent level of intimacy without it crossing the line or it turning into a mechanical, robotic experience. Back in the early 2000's, I frequented a variety of clubs across the Midwest and on the west coast. This is a take on how I believe strip clubs have evolved in…

Looking back, I have been going to Las Vegas since about 1990. Prior to Covid, not too much major change in the clubs, other that the prlifiation of the mega clubs. A number were 24 hours open, and a lot were open till early morning, daybreak! The clubs mostly were low, and sometimes if early no cover…

First thing: Ive been going to clubs for YEARS. These are ideas that I use and have discovered and I don't hear repeated. Some of them might be new to you. I welcome any comments. 1) Smarter dancers use hotel prices as a proxy for how much loose money is around town. If the cheapest room is $150…

A book signing? In a strip club? Read on. I first read about the Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theater in a copy of Playboy magazine around 1980. Figured I had to go next time I was in San Francisco. Don’t think I’d had a particularly sheltered upbringing, but it blew my mind. Is this where they invented the lapdance? I’d just taken…

Remembering the time just before COVID I had just found out that my scheduled trip to Frankfurt to speak at a conference was cancelled. I was supposed to fly out on Saturday March 14, and I got the notification from the conference organizer Thursday morning. That was my first hint that this COVID thing was not going to be…

Big Tech has done amazing things for language learning. But, it's algorithms are even more prude than your High School Spanish teacher. If you're learning Spanish to communicate with the Mexicanas of Tijuana or the Cubanas of South Florida, you'll no doubt find that Google Translate, ChatGPT, or Duolingo come up short when it comes to expanding your mongering vocabulary.…

There is a scene early in the movie "Pretty Woman" where Richard Gere orders champagne and strawberries for Julia Roberts. Noting that he's not partaking, she tells him: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you got going, but let me give you a tip ... I'm a sure thing. Strip clubs are supposed to be sure things The core of the…

New Orleans had not been my home for long before it was threated by Hurricane Ivan. I went to Club Eve in Metairie the night before they declared evacuations and it was dead. The few staff there said most of the dancers had stayed home to prepare or already left town. I had gone with a friend,…

Walking into a strip club for the first time can feel like stepping into a different world. The lights, the music, and the dancers all create a unique environment that can be both exciting and intimidating. If you're new to this, you might be unsure about how to interact with the dancers in a way that feels comfortable and respectful.…

I have long been a connoisseur of strip clubs and have had plenty of regular haunts, but have never ventured to share time with a dancer outside of the club until recently. In order to allow anonymity, I will not use actual names or locations, but will try to keep the rest…

Unlike some articles, this one will tell you about experiences i may or may not have had (because everything written here should be consodered fiction, dont ya know). But i guarantee, this will not by any means be rainbows and unicorn farts. I will try for some perhaps self deprecating humor. I probably could even make a series of articles, going…

Congratulations. You have showered, hit the ATM, and arrived at a strip club looking for a lap dance. It's going to be a good night! Make it an amazing night. Develop a rapport with your chosen dancer, and you will have a better experience all around. The key to a good lap dance is getting to know the girl first. If…

What to be aware of when doing OTC One of the things I’ve learned in my time as a Monger; is intentionality can Elevate your experience. Everything I share here is not a hard set rule; as much as it is, a recommendation from trial, failure, and adjustment. I thought I would put this out there as I’ve seen some guys…

I made my maiden voyage to the dream world of Tijuana's zona Norte in April. I did two evening trips and came back to San Diego and then stayed in TJ for one night. I stuck to Hong Kong only for one reason mentioned below in detail. I wrote one detailed review of HK earlier but here in this article…

So you're 18 and want to go to a strip club, you say? You have some options. Here's how to go to a stripclub if you are under the age of 21, and what to expect. Finding a club If a club serves alcohol in the US, it's going to be an over-21 club. Club owners don't want to mess with policing…

I pop onto Tuscl and read a review of someone saying they dealt with a ROB dancer. They paid the standard fee for VIP and didn't get whatever act that tickled their fancy, or she didn't do it exactly how you thought it should go. As I read these dudes who frequently comes off likes they're broke, weird, entitled, stupid…

Anybody driving on Dale Mabry between I-275 and Raymond James Stadium has probably driven by this club wondering "what the hell is that club with the flying saucer on top, and how did they get it there." The starting point was 1968 when "2001: A Space Odyssey" ( Director Stanley Kubrick) hit the theaters, and ended up winning an Academy Award.…

TL;DR ANSWER: It varies **wildly** based on the region, the club, the dancer, and what service the dancer provided. One of the most frequent questions (particularly from strip club newbies) is how much money should one bring to a strip club and how much should customers tip. I'm always a little dumbfounded by this questions, because the many variables should be…

Times change. We know this. I don’t have much time for grousing about how it was back in the day, something’s are better others are worse. This is about actual shifts that are driven by the rise of social media in my opinion. It’s effected strip clubs negatively in ways more subtly than those of us who have fond memories…

California. The Golden State. Hollywood. Golden Gate. Back in the day during WW2, troops from back east were stationed out here and said to themselves yeah, we are not going back, fuck that. We're staying. I understand that. Love coming here, spent a lot of time here, and by now have hit most of the state strip club wise and…

ITC is similar but also has some very distinct differences between OTC In my opinion, there are 5 main things you need to be aware of - the Club, Lies, Girls, Market/Money, and Bouncers. Club - Before going to a club figure out what you want the night to offer or turn out. Are you just looking for some drinks, some side…

What does YMMV mean in a strip club review. I do not like the acronym because YMMV does not really mean Your Mileage May Vary. It really means Your Mileage Probably Will Vary. There are factors both beyond your control and in your control that factor into it. Controlling those factors where you have influence is the difference between having…

"Greetings from Columbia 😘🥰💖" read the WhatsApp message. What followed was a brief video of Elena, a CF chica from Hong Kong Club, Tijuana. She was dressed in a tight thin blue bikini and standing on a beautiful beach, posing adorably for the camera with her arms outstretched like a cheerleader with pompoms. Nena, as I'd come to call her,…

We all have seen comments or reviews on this site or other ones that a club sucks when you have a good time there or a dancer is a ROB that when the name is dropped you actually had a good time with. Often the club doesn't suck and the dancer isn't a ROB, its just you treated club staff…

Over the past twelve years I have been to close to 50 different strip clubs in the US, and a couple in Mexico. Earlier this year I had the opportunity to be in Europe and took advantage of the opportunity to visit two infamous FKK clubs near Frankfurt and another one near Zurich. I was very happy with the time…

There’s a certain magic in strip clubs that words alone fail to capture. The dim, yet glowing ambiance, the rhythm of slow-burning music, the soft rustle of bills being exchanged for brief, mesmerizing moments of connection—being addicted to strippers and strip clubs, in many ways, feels like falling in love with an escapist dream. It’s not just about the visual…

Something has been missing from the strip club fantasy. It may have been missing forever. It's not something you can see. It's something you can't hear. Dirty talk. In a world dedicated to our sexual imagination, to the illusion that she is preferred at that moment to the women in our real lives, it's missing and missed. Think about it. You…

You always have to keep (or almost certainly should keep) your relationship with you fav dancers in a certain light. This is a transaction. She doesn’t genuinely like you or enjoy herself. And honestly vice versa. The faster you can accept that and be honest with yourself, the better time you’ll have being entertained. And also accepting that makes it…

Before I go into the state of Hong Kong GC, I just wanted to give you guys a heads up of some upcoming reviews I'm working on. I decided to break this down into 3 reviews of strip clubs/brothels I never been to. Personally, I believe all strip clubs are brothels and all bitches have a price. If…

I got my introduction to strip clubs when I was 7. Sort of. I was at a baseball game at Busch Stadium in St. Louis when an airplane flew overhead pulling a banner that said "PT'S TOPLESS BAR." I asked my parents why someone would build a bar with no roof. Dad snickered and excused himself for a couple minutes.…

Just some ideas to keep in mind if the worst of Project 2025 happens -Pump some money into the game- We're all looking for a deal, I know I am but I've made it a mission to tip a little more for good service. Makes everyone happy and keeps the providers hungry for business. -Stay away from Pimps and don't attract LEO…

For any PLs who have had multiple VIPs, have you ever noticed that some dancers and VIPs really stand out as memorable while others seem to go fleeting by? It doesn’t mean that an unmemorable VIP wasn’t worth the money. It might have even been an attractive and friendly dancer. Maybe she even got you to LDK.…

This is an account of my first night of a 3 day stay in the happiest place on earth from Dec 12-15. For my first evening I made plans to stay outside of ZN with my ATF (Julia) that I met during my first visit to TJ in September. Initially I had planned to stay at Hotel Ticuan,…

"Señor Arturrrrrro!" I exclaimed as I hopped into the front seat of the cab. I was fucking high, in the intoxicated sense as we'd just smoked big fat gallo californiano. But figuratively too. That evening, I'd had amazing sex, followed by an elegant and satisfying dinner, and was excited about heading to a new bar with my wingman @ZBott and his…

The whole damn thing used to be a private affair. A gritty, seedy slice of American life, where the beer was cold, the lights were low, and the women—those beautiful, tragic, electric creatures—offered up their bodies for a few dirty bills and a dozen quick glares from the leering crowd. It was sacred, in a way. But somewhere between the…

Its 2015. We're in The Last Days of Follies, which isn’t a Netflix special about the legendary ATL venue for men of culture and women who generally uh, are uncultured. I was a night shifter in those days, I had friends trying to make it in the record business. We were trying to get the buzz up in every club…

I get, from personal experience, that we ought to take what dancers post online with a boulder of salt. When you patronize a dancer and see what they post or there peers post on social media it comes immediately apparently that its all a ruse because you know how they actually act in the club, and if they actually make…

After the first night I met my ATF, we exchanged social media before I sent her home that first night we met. Eventually we graduated to phone numbers. We could DM/text/talk for hours about all kinds of things. I saw her in Follies then Vivide when it was a trash black club. We hung OTC every couple of weeks for…

HK has given me an opportunity to have sex with women way out of my league. Yes, I will be humble and admit it readily. That is the best thing about Zona Norte and I have earlier mentioned how the club helps men live out their fantasies. If we have time and means to do it, why not? There isn’t…