Tijuana strip clubs and hotels

I have been going to TJ for 2-3 years now and it did not take long to 1- get addicted 2- start hating USA clubs 3 - hating myself for not knowing this sooner lol With that being said, there are only, in my not so humble opinion, 2 clubs worth going to and 3* worth mentioning : Hong Kong, Chicago, and Adelitas* Each have their pros and cons and you can read reviews for longer in depth synopsis ...and for those who have only been to USA strip clubs, what you read is true.... you'll be shocked to hear some of the stuff but remember, it's a red light district. HK - Large volume of high quality women. can get crowded. Maseros often bug you unless you have bottle service. Getting to be more pricey very often inflation. Both natural and fake bodies. VIP card . Best hotel on the strip. Chicago (cc) - Starting to get the reputation of being as good as HK (some say better now) for the women/vibe. Less woman to choose from. Maseros often bug you but less maseros in general (but less crowd too , so less for the maseros to bug) . Better Fichas (in my opinion). Hotel isn't as nice. Pricing for drinks/women are about the same, may a tad cheaper than HK. Often plays USA music. I like spending time for a drink here just to get away from the loudness of HK. Also, Pro tip: bring a dollar for a shot of tequila with the door guy :) Adelitas - closed down. A mixture of the vibes of HK/CC on women,drinks, dances, etc. Hotel was crap though. The best part about Adelitas was the diff vibe of women. They came from other countries such as columbia, venezuela, etc. This may be in part why they got shut down. They were building a new hotel, so my guess is they'll re open when that hotel is ready ? Not sure though. Although I say only 3 are worth mentioning... there is a 4th that isnt my cup of tea and that is tropical bar. I have only seen 2 or 3 girls I'd even be willing to spend my time and $ with at this bar. I used to hate going bc it was always smoky but now there is a no smoking in the bars law which I LOVE. Other options hotels : Revolucion street which is where you can shop, go to pharmacies, get some better food...hotels for Rev : Hotel Caesars (their restaurant created the caesar salad ). Good food, good vibe for lunch/dinner. about $100/night. bar girl friendly. Can bring a girl to room for the night with no issue. Hotel Ticuan - I havent stayed but know others that have. Little better than Caesars from what I hear . Maybe $20 more. Gives you a free breakfast though I believe. Maybe about 1 km from the main strip of clubs. If you have stayed somewhere else , let me know with pros and cons. In the end, if you normally go out with the boys for your birthday or whatever, and spend $500 in a few hours at a USA club...I HIGHLY suggest going to TJ for 2 days. In my opinion each book a room at hotel cascadas. Get a VIP card (just ask the door guy where to get one or read/watch reviews) , and thank me later. You are welcome , in advance. I always accept tips in currency ;-) - 2 Buck B