California In Strip Clubs

California. The Golden State. Hollywood. Golden Gate. Back in the day during WW2, troops from back east were stationed out here and said to themselves yeah, we are not going back, fuck that. We're staying. I understand that. Love coming here, spent a lot of time here, and by now have hit most of the state strip club wise and at the end of the day had a lot of fun. Favorite thing I love to do; Cruising up and down the PCH, blasting Kenny Loggins and Michael Mcdonald, yacht rock all the way, on my Sonny Crockett bullshit, the whole thing. Look that's what *I* like to do. FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE AND WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO. FUCK THEM ALL. Anyway I think it's a great place for this hobby, strip club wise a lot of bullshit to wade through but a lot of great times and a lot of memories to be had if you hit the right spots. It took a long time to get this knowledge so let me shit it out while it's still somewhat recent.


--Stripper demographics in California. I'll just mention it first so I don't keep repeating it over and over again. Most places in Cali are hispanic dancer majorities. Specifically Mexican American. Then probably white girls. Then black girls. There's just not nearly as many black folks out west compared to back east in general. Other than Oakland and South central LA, really ain't much. And it's not like back east where you have these urban black clubs. Maybe a couple sc's in south central LA I haven't been to yet and then Synn in North Hills and Cheetah in Hollywood but that's pretty much it. Crazy Girls in Hollywood but that shut down. California is also the best place in America to catch asian strippers. Still never will be a big demographic in a stripper lineup but you will see them in these clubs, one here, two here kinda like that.


--Just be aware of California's AB-5 law as it relates to strippers having employee status, not independent contractors anymore. They have to work certain shifts, certain hours, have to clock out at certain times. It's all very exact. Not like it used to be with come in here and there and walk out cash in hand, na these girls employees, paying taxes, SS coming, benefits now, getting dental coverage all kinds of shit. But that stuff is real expensive so the clubs take a lot of the dancer's money. On the downside, it might hurt the talent working a the club a bit, (I met up with one really good looking sugar baby in San Diego who refuses to work in Cali, only Vegas due to this reason) but on the other side of it the girls might be more willing to hang OTC or get busy ITC on the low to replace that quick cash that doesn't happen anymore.


--California is like the motherland for Spearmint Rhino. There's a bunch of them in the state. Check the website for the rollcall with photos and all that. It's a pretty cool feature, decide if you wanna go from your phone. Getting eyes on who's working there at the time will be more helpful than anything I'm gonna be able to tell you.


--Let me know where I'm off. It took a few years to get all this information, that's just the nature of the beast when going through a big ass place like California. But I feel like I got a good read on the clubs around here now, so hence the timing. But I still could be totally out of date on some stuff.


--One of my absolute favorite things about California strip clubs, particularly in coastal Southern California, there's a chance of seeing these ultra hot women in some of these clubs that you just would never see anywhere else. It is the land of Hollywood.


--As far as set up here, I'm just going north to south with it, same as it would be on a map.



E U R E K A


--Tip Top club. Only club here on the North Coast and for hundreds of miles and they seem to know it. Lineup is alright but they police the shit out of those one way $40 dances. Don't waste your time.



S A C R A M E N T O


One just closed in Deja Vu. Wasn't that great anyway. And there's a couple clubs way up I-5 out in the hinterlands above Sacramento I haven't been to yet. One Sunny's in Chico is like daytime club and then City Limits in Yuba City. Going off reviews doesn't seem they like they are all that great anyway though.


--Pure Gold in Rancho Cordova which is more divey of the bunch. Might have some vultures coming at you. $40 a song. Worst talent of the three clubs left. Has a dayshift.


--Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova. Brutal cover at $35. Girls set their own prices but most on $40 a song, 3 for $100 and at times they do a 2 for $40 special. Good talent, big lineup. Worth noting a lot white girls dance here. I don't think any extras here, monitored by bouncer that walks by in open booths but stuff like titty sucking possible. Has a dayshift.


--HQ Gentleman's Club and Bar in Sacramento- Some homeless in the area. But along with Gold Club top two lineups in Sacramento, I would say maybe even top two lineups in all of Northern California. Good talent, good amount of girls. The dancers charge their own prices $40 a song was typical though. Low mileage though, two way at best in benches behind a partition on the side of the club.



S T O C K T O N


--Deja Vu. Only club in the city. Hispanic and white girls. Talent lesser. A lot of fake stuff. One way touching at 3 for $40 I guess ain't that bad price wise.


BTW no clubs in Modesto or the entire East Bay.



S A N F R A N C I S C O


Awesome city. Really fun to walk around in and is just aesthetically a really good looking place. And it's hell of a workout, going up and down these hills. You will not need a car for the most of the clubs in town if you get to North Beach (which is San Francisco's little italy) Condor, Larry Flynts, Garden of Eden, Vanity and Deja Vu Centerfolds all right there on Broadway. Gold is a few blocks going downtown. So drink all you want. In general, the rule in San Francisco for mileage in a club is if it serves alcohol it's probably more limited, if it's alcohol free, the sky is the limit. All clubs pretty mixed race clubs, can't say there's a hispanic club or a black club in the city.


--Garden of Eden is a den of vultures. Poor talent. High mileage. $10 dances and $25 VIP dances where whatever happens. I just have higher standards and don't like being fucking mobbed when I walk in the door and harassed throughout the entire visit. Oh but they would LOVE your money here.


--Condor club is the first strip club in America. It's real nice in there. Good talent, lesser mileage in open booths in the back for $40 a song.


--Larry Flynt's, good talent, lower mileage. Nice club. It's $40 a dance/$500 30 minutes VIP. The girls like to do 3 for $120. Two way touch at best.


--Vanity. Been there for a few iterations of this place now. Right now it's cheap dances, good two way mileage. Good talent. I've been offered to listen to Billy Joel records when it was Penthouse but that was a couple iterations ago, now it's like 2 for $40 two way touch, solid lineup. Open booths in the back, nobody messes with you though. I'll take that.


--Deja Vu Centerfolds. Top club in the city IMO. Mileage sky high. Talent good. But only affordable on certain days. Each day of the week has a certain deal going. So I would only recommend Sunday through Thursday for those deals otherwise too pricey. Had some great times here with some really fine looking women. Although go early otherwise it can turn into a sausages and you don't want to be 8th man up. Regular topless dances are $50 a song/nude $60 a song. Specials are Sunday 3 songs in VIP $100 Monday 1/2 hr VIP $200 Tuesdays 2 for 1 All Dances
Wednesday 15 min VIP Downstairs $150 Thursday 1/2 hr $350



Now North Beach where the above are, is an alright area but the next two are in the tenderloin, homeless tweakers everywhere. You better know Kung Fu before you come through. Just crazy ass place to put any business even strip clubs.


--Crazy Horse. I love the vibe in this one, old movie theater. Mileage high, lesser talent overall. Dances are $20 in the open and 3 for $100 to get into a private booth where whatever happens.


--New Century Theater. High mileage. Maybe you find something. I just went a few weeks back at time of this writing. I mean I was the only customer at like 11pm on a Friday night with 3 dancers. That's just not sustainable. Nice in there, it's like planetarium. But as stated the location is obviously fucking awful. Dances are weirdly priced $25 clothed, $50 topless and $75 nude. I don't think a piece of clothing off is that big a deal but that just me. No alcohol so you can probably get whatever in those rooms in the back, nobody is fucking with you.


And now one Downtown


--Gold Club. Heart of downtown. Used to have a day shift they good rid of, it was good though. They had a free buffet too. Probably became night only because businesses in downtown SF have taken a beating in the last few years and left. Some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in a strip club (Some chick named Delilah, super duper hot) I saw at this place and got myself some overpriced low mileage VIP's. It's low mileage joint, (they sell alcohol) very upscale, used to have great talent but recent trips have made me question even that now.


The city by the bay is a little underrated on tuscl. You can have some good times in SF. I would recommend at least doing the Broadway clubs walk. If one don't work just hop to the next one, it's all right there. I like Centerfolds and Vanity they are right across the street from another but you can just keep walking down the block until you find something good.



S O U T H B A Y


Honestly one of the worst areas in America to club. So restrictive. Every single place. Let's go through it. All clubs are mixed. Go up to SF or Sacramento instead.


--AJ's in San Jose. The dances are on a stage, on a folding chair where you can get a $40 air dance for all the club to see. Still interested? And talent poor.


--Pink Poodle in San Jose. Good talent. Overpriced dances and hardly any mileage at all. Dances one way at best for $40. You can two way touch but you'd have to tip big time, for example last I was here, the girl wanted $80 on top of $40 so $120 for one song to be able to touch a little bit. Yeah how about no. Here or Spearmint is the best talent in the South Bay.


--Spearmint Rhino. Good talent, probably tops in the south bay. Nice place is pretty new right downtown. Mileage is super limited though and pricey. LD's are air dances, $25 a song.


--Sporty's. It's a dive bar type spot. Talent lower end. Dances out in the open $40, one way.


--Cheetah's. Alright talent. One way dances, $80 for 5 minutes. Brutal $35 cover. Just not worth it.



F R E S N O


Two clubs. City Lights and Gold Diggers. City Lights has more slender girls, Gold Diggers has more thicker girls. City Lights is air dances though and Gold Digger there is at least touching in a community dance room. Lowest priced dances are $20 at both. I can't recommend Fresno for strip clubs.



B A K E R S F I E L D


Three clubs. One thing about the city, a lot of empty stage time, that shit can kill the energy man.


--Teaser Pleaser is the dive with nothing going. Stare at an empty stage while everyone waits for that one 5 working to become to available, you get the idea. $20 a song LD's.


--Nicest club in town is Exotic Kitty, dances are two way touch and $20 a song upstairs. I think VIP is $80 for 10 minutes. Talent is average I would say.


--And then you have Deja Vu, average talent. Mostly a bunch a groups of guys staring at an empty stage while girls walk back and forth. Decent mileage here in curtained booths, two way 10 minutes for $100.


Nothing great on the talent front in Bakersfield but at least better than Fresno out here California's central valley. Personally I'd just head into LA, really not that far.



S A N T A M A R I A


--One Spearmint Rhino. Didn't like the lineup. Fake stuff, veteran dancers. Two way touch is good here at $30 topless/$50 nude/$150 15 minutes. But two way is about the best you can get, low mileage otherwise. Only club in the area until you get down to Santa Barbara.



S A N T A B A R B A R A


--Spearmint Rhino is here. There's extreme wealth in the area, you would think you would have this great lineup of girls, na not really. And all these high flying customers, na not really that either, it looked like mostly middle school kids for customers when I went. It's alright lineup but a lot veteran dancers with too much fake stuff. Dances are limited contact here, camera monitored $30 dances, sometimes they do 2 for 1. Girls not into high mileage stuff here, even just asking about it, a couple girls literally went out of their way to come off stage to sit down and scold me for asking about extras. "You are NOT in LA" Your damn right I'm not. Just disappointed with this place more than anything.



O X N A R D


--Spearmint Rhino there. Nice club but girls had too much fake stuff going on IMO. Ok lineup overall and good amount girls (although way more customers than girls on my visit) but contact in a community dance area behind a curtain at $30 a song was limited, mostly one way here. Not worth it.


Another one is PJ's I haven't got to yet, closes early though, not reviewed much and those reviews that are there ain't great.



L O S A N G E L E S


TLDR recs from a TUSCL more high mileage standpoint in LA/OC: Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys, Spearmint Rhino Downtown LA, Tropical Lei, Anything in COI, Bare Elegance LAX, Tropical Lei, Imperial Showgirls in Anaheim, TJ's, Seventh Veil, La Vida, The Gentleman's Club, Jet Strip, Deja Vu Hollywood, Dreams, Platinum Showgirls and probably 4 Play if you got a fuck ton of money.


Just thinking about best lineups in the area: If you just after the talent. Any Spearmint Rhino. Any Library club. Definitely Synn Beverly Hills, 4Play, Bare Elegance LAX, The Body Shop, Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, Probably Synn COI, Both California Girls are solid. Sam's Hofbrau. Maybe VIP Cabaret. And maybe Dames and Games as well.


Also this is must for LA. https://desktop.onegc.app/rollcall You need to know that site. Check out all those visual roll calls for a bunch of clubs around town. So you don't have to be like me, running around town like a fucking asshole all night.


We are in Los Angeles. Get ready for a lot of silicone. The is the capital city of that stuff. Some guys love it, some really don't. You might see this beautiful girl above the neck with enhancements but below the neck that your quite frankly not feeling it.


LA is huge area so we gotta break it up a little bit.


S A N F E R N A N D O V A L L E Y


Let's go through the valley real quick. See what these valley girls are saying like totally, like whateverrrrrrr. Ok fine it's more like Holale muchachos now adays.


--Sunny's Saloon in Chatsworth. Just a loud, packed dive bar. Everybody is bumping into each other dances are on a couch next to the bar. Ain't no extras here. Girls alright though. Latina. $20 dances two way ok.


--Xposed in Canoga Park. $20 dances, two way touching in booths up top. Pretty slow. White/latina mostly.


--La Bellezze in Canoga Park (Used to be Godfather) Super high mileage but with these girls working, you don't want ANY of it. All fat over the hill strippers. Worst of the Valley. Dayshift available.


--Candy Cat Too in Winnetka. Just a dive bar type environment with a stage. Just average at best talent. Dances monitored by camera can't get crazy. $20 a song. Has a dayshift.


--Red Tie in Van Nuys. Mostly Latina. No extras. Two way touch ok. People report shitty mileage though. Talent when I went average at best. $40 a dance, 2 for $60. 10 minutes for $100.


--Synn in North Hills. Black club in the Valley. A lot petite black girls here. High mileage joint. I didn't see any knockouts on my visit though, average I'd say. Thursday's is $80 for 15 minutes people come for that here. $20 otherwise. But it's like $30 to get in the door w/mandatory drink. They gonna get you one way or the other. Has as dayshift.


--Used to be Oddball now it's Imperial in North Hills. White/latina. Dances low mileage, two way at best. $30 a song. Talent is solid here though.


--Dames and Games in Van Nuys. This is like a big party club, after the dodger game type thing you'll see people coming here. Parking is tough and they have a pricey valet. Mileage two way at best no extras. A lot fake stuff. A lot thick badunkadunk girls. Mostly latina/white. $25 a song/$150 15 minutes. One of the bigger lineups in the SFV.


--Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys. Probably best talent in the valley. Mostly white/latina. Fake stuff for sure. $40 dances. Pricey but good talent/high mileage. I recommend.


--Deja Vu North Hollywood. I know this was the SPOT back in the day. I must've missed those days when I went primetime night around midnight just completely lifeless. The place is dead. The handful of dancers that were there were just ok. Two way touch ok here. $20 a song/$100 for 10 minutes.


--La Vida in Sun Valley. Just went not too long ago. High mileage. Latina mostly. I recommend. $30 dances/$140 15 minutes. Late night spot, till 5am. Dayshift available.


--VIP Cabaret in North Hollywood. I've been a few times you can catch some high end girls working here. Latina/white mostly. $80 for 10 minutes in VIP. $40 dances. Two way touch is good here.


--Star Garden in North Hollywood. I haven't been but it's worth mentioning it's the first unionized strip club and when I went they were like credit card only. I don't use credit cards in strip clubs so even somebody like me decided not go.


--Blue Zebra in North Hollywood. Pretty dead when I went. I did see one looker that would take to VIP in another club because I or she wasn't sure about the mileage possible there. Recent reviews report this is a high mileage. With only a handful of dancers and you'll probably be one of three customers maybe you can make it work for you. Dances in room $150 15 minutes and dances on the sides of the club by the stage with small wall in front, you can still see over are $30.


--The Gentleman's club in Glendale. Talent at best is average with some girls with crazy looking fake stuff but maybe you find something good. I saw one chick certainly worth taking to VIP by tied up all night. Late night spot, till 5am, high mileage joint. Dances $30 a song, $150 for 15 minutes. Has a dayshift.




C I T Y O F I N D U S T R Y


Synn, SRCOI, Bliss, Paradise and Satin. I've actually only been to Synn and Spearmint as those have been historically the best talent in COI. Like the talent/mileage combo can be amazing. I just never make it to others as after one of those two I'm spent in more ways than one. If I'm VIP mode not LD/LDK mode I can't really fuck around, I gotta find the hottest chick. But look you don't need me to tell you what's good in COI. Widely known these are all, all out type places and for strip clubs it really is the best in the west. I will say for some of these deal days like for Synn on Thursdays get there early or don't go at all. How many asian dude customers can fit into a strip club? Whatever that answer is, you find out at Synn on Thursdays. And as always any negotiations happen on the floor or nothing happens. And just say no to the drink hustle. Synn VIP's are $120 for 15 minutes, Thursdays it's $80. For Spearmint Rhino if you check their website, every day is a different special for VIP's so the price varies but expect around $120-$180 for 15- 20 minutes. All COI clubs have dayshifts.



D O W N T O W N L A


Skid row is down this way. All these tent cities and assholes running around. It's get fucked up really quick. But some of the clubs do have parking w/guarded lots. It's amazing you got people with big money who actually choose to live downtown.


--Playpen. Mostly chunky latinas. A lot of fake stuff. Dances are 2 for $40 out in the open. 10 minutes for $100. Two way touch is ok. Better talent around the area though.


--Sam's Hofbrau. Pretty big lineup, it's got a dayshift. Nice place but you ain't getting any extras in this one. Dances are out in the open. $20 each you can touch but it's for all to see. It feels like a nice restaurant that's a strip club.


--Platinum Showgirls. It's like $30 to get in here. Dances are $40 a song. Lineup is all latina. All not bad, kind look the same all around 7 or so. High mileage in the top VIP 15 minutes for $250 never tried it though.


--Spearmint Rhino DTLA. Some of the best talent in LA. Mixed group. High hustle place though. High mileage. 2 for $50 dances and $250 15 minutes VIP. Out of downtown I'd probably recommend this one but it's pricey.


And there's a couple little clubs and the Dames and Games downtown I haven't been to yet. Truth be told I hate going downtown, especially at night too much crazy ass hood rat shit going on. That has gotten noticeably way worse in the just the last few years.


And just a few clubs east of downtown.


--Nicola's in East LA. All dancers/customers hispanic. It is east LA. Most dancers chunky latinas, it gets really packed and crazy in there. Dances $25 a song in booths, two way touch is good.


--The Holiday in Santa Fe Springs. All latina. Average talent. Neighborhood type spot. Dances $25 a song, two way touch ok. Dayshift available.


--Knockouts in Arcadia. Pretty much a big sports bar. Talent just average. No extras, cameras. Dayshift available. Dances $30 a song. $65 for 10 minutes. Two way touch ok but limited nothing crazy. Nice club but not for nothing COI is a few blocks away.


H O L L Y W O O D


A lot of homeless in Hollywood, some places you got be careful where you leave your car. tuscl would usually tell you to skip Hollywood all together, I would disagree a little bit but yes there is a lot of unaffordable crap to wade through. Also be aware of getting these chicken shit tickets around this area for parking. That's just how they roll around here. Pay attention to those signs.


--Cheetah's. Urban make it rain type club. Booty shaking air dancing and all that stupid shit. Mostly black with some hispanic and white. There's not many of these in California. Low mileage. Talent mostly average but I did catch a 9 here. Like if the Wendy's girl grew up become a super hot stripper. Seven was her name. $90 for 10 minutes. Skip.


--Jumbo's Clown Room. It's just a small bar with a stage, and you watch the dancers dance. The crowd is like the woo party omg strip club! crowd in groups, and they are just fascinated by it. Your going to think it's gay and too crowded. And there's no individual dances. Skip.


--Deja Vu. Right on the Hollywood walk of fame. Talent is lacking for Hollywood. But you might find a gem here. It's a high mileage spot in the top VIP which is $250 for I think it was 30 minutes. Dances $30 a song. If your doing the Hollywood thing might be worth it to check in and see if you like something.


--Seventh Veil. This where they filmed Motley Crue's Girls, Girls, Girls music video and they sure haven't forgotten that fact, they play the shit out of that song every 15 minutes. The people that work there must fucking hate it. Anyway this is my recommendation for Hollywood. It ain't bad, high mileage spot, good talent. They don't fuck with you in those booths. $25 a song, $120 10 minutes.


--Body Shop. Pricey place. The neighborhood behind it has all these tow away signs so you might want to pay for parking, $20 and to get in it's $30 plus a $10 mandatory drink. Now your finally in and it don't stop. $54 a dance and $460 for 20 minutes. That damn well better be some high mileage in there. A lot of fake stuff in here. But you do have some top girls working here no doubt. A lot GPS though get ready for that shit. Two way touching is alright. But hey you got money to spend your looking for a "hollywood" level girl you got a good chance to find that here.


--Synn in West Hollywood. Another great lineup. Mileage is limited though maybe you get two way at best. A little less fake stuff than the body shop. Starts late. But it's a great group of girls. Dances $30, VIP is $150 for 10 minutes. Just to give you an example of the bullshit when doing a $150 VIP a hot chick I was talking (who has an account here) was looking for a 3-400 hundred dollar tip for titty sucking. Y'all girls gotta help me out a little bit when spending this money, I can't do this shit alone, y'all making it so hard.



W E S T L O S A N G E L E S


--Skin. Pricey and does not have the talent to back it up. Not many girls, pretty dead. More of a veteran lineup. Two way ok. Prices are insane at Topless $50/$600. Nude $60/$900.


--Silver Reign. See above, same shit. Not worth the costs. $50 dances with not much privacy. Hard pass on both.


--Plan B. Talent was just average and it was pretty slow when I went and more a veteran lineup but reviews seem to say you kind find hot girls every now and then. Definitely no fatties though. A lot chatting here, everyone is connected at the hip, not a lot of cycling through. LD $20/$150 for 15 minutes community dance room/$500 for a room for 30 minutes. I'd pass on it.


--4Play. I haven't been in a while but used to be the motherload of talent, recent reviews seem to indicate not as much anymore. Dances $40 a song, 15 minutes before Thursday is $200 for 15, Thursday and after is $300 for 15 minutes. The girls want to get you to the bed though, I think the lowest is $600. But then they are looking for big tips for anything. Nice to look at but it's probably a trap up there. High mileage. Too pricey. If the talent isn't there though anymore then this ain't even worth a look but from I where I remember on one of the top talent places in all the Southland. May not be as good as it used to be but also I highly doubt they are hiring chumps now a days though either.



L A X / L O N G B E A C H


I haven't been to a couple Charlie's and Rio but I guess I'm just not all that excited about going to south central at 2 in morning. Maybe one of these days though.


--Bare Elegance in Hawthorne. BELAX it's referred to at time. Literally under a freeway. Right by where the beach boys grew up. First time I walked in here on a Friday night, it was just fucking amazing. All these gorgeous parading around but naked. Although it recent visits I never seemed to be able to match that though, I hear it's sort of in a down period in recent reviews. Dances are $51 a song, two for one special at times, in curtain booths. Rooms are around $600 for 30 minutes. High Mileage. Great talent. Highly recommend. Has a dayshift.


--Jet Strip in Inglewood. This is place everyone goes to when BELAX doesn't work out for whatever reason. Also can be high mileage. Talent is decent not as good as BELAX but could save you some money. Both are worth hitting. Dances $40 but 2 for 1 specials at times and $175 for 15 minutes in rooms. Has a dayshift.


--Spearmint Rhino in Torrance. Dances $25 a song open booths and $150 for 15 minutes in curtained booths. Decent talent although I would say the lesser talent of all the Spearmint Rhinos in downtown or the valley or COI but still good, you can't definitely catch some gems. Probably lesser mileage of those three as well. IME limited mileage but two way is ok maybe the rooms have more to offer but the reviews don't seem to bear that out.


--Dream Girls in Wilmington. Late night spot open till 6am. It gets packed, standing room only at times. But it starts to clear out much later on. VIP $150 in curtained rooms. All hispanic in here, with a good amount of cuban. I would say decent talent. High mileage spot. I recommend.


--Fantasy Castle in Signal Hill. Mostly Latina, gets pretty packed. $25 a song, two way touch is good in a community dance but ain't getting more than that. Talent just average. Has a dayshift.


--The Palms in Signal Hill. Nice club. Talent is decent. Dances are $30 a song. Camera, open booths so no extras. Two way touch is ok. It does have a dayshift.



R I V E R S I D E / S A N B E R N A D I N O


There's a few up in Victorville I haven't hit, I'm not up that way that much, or really even out in the inland empire that much. Ultimate Showgirls, Empire up there and a couple down near San Bernadino, Fantasy and 215. I'll try hit those next time.


--Tropical Lei in Upland. Sort of out there on it's own for strip clubs between the San Gabriel valley and San Bernadino. No other strip club options around. Super high mileage joint. You might be wishing for more on the talent end but you dollar sure goes far here. $20 dances/$120 15 min VIP. I recommend. Dayshift available.


--Spearmint Rhino in Realto. I wasn't as impressed talent wise with this Spearmint compared to the others but this one is ok and mileage is high if you get a room. Dances $20, $100 for 10 minutes in VIP. See if you see something like, could go far with it if she's down.


--The Library in Redlands. Basically all the library clubs have great talent, this one is no different. Dances are two for $40 very limited 2 way touching in a community dance room. And VIP is $120 for 15 minutes. Cameras in VIP. Drawback with Library clubs, talent good but mileage is limited.


--Showgirls in Cathedral City. Only club in the Palm Desert and only club going west until you hit Arizona. Nice spot, they have shit like anime night. Talent is ok I would say. Low mileage joint though. One way $40 dances for 5 minutes and VIP area the absolute most you can get is two way touching.



O R A N G E C O U N T Y


The OC. Best talent is at the Libraries, Anaheim and Westminster and Imperial Showgirls. I see a new Holiday club opened in Anaheim, haven't been yet. Ecstasy theater? Is it still open. I've tried multiple times over the years it's always closed. On primetime nights too. Phone don't work. It doesn't look closed but I can't seem to get in there. Sahara Theater, big time recommend, super high mileage, good times there but it recently burned down. If it does reopen I'd say head over there. BTW Orange County is way more calm with crime stuff than LA county.


--The Library Westminster & Anaheim. Both best talent in OC imo. But libarary is low mileage. Two way touch at best you can get. Dances seem to be on their own prices but 2 for $40 seems to be available.


--California Girls Anaheim & Santa Ana- I would say solid talent both spots. $20 topless, $40 nude $100 for 10 minutes. Mileage can be good but maybe not great, cameras in VIP.


--Taboo in Anaheim. Solid average talent. Nice place. Dances $20 a song and $150 for 15 minutes VIP. Two way touch at best is probably gonna be the best you can do here.


--OC11 in Anaheim. New club. Seems nice in there but was completely dead when I went on like a Saturday night. More vetaran/ latina dancers, all locked up with bar guys the whole night. Not sure on the mileage here. 3 for $60, $100 for 10 minutes.


--Satin Topless in Anaheim. Nice club, it's like one big round room, orbiting a stage. Decent talent. They got a dayshift. No extras here. $20 lap dances and $65 for 10 minutes in a room with cameras.


--TJ's Showgirls in Stanton. Talent below average but mileage sky high. 2 for $40 for open area lap dances, nobody is really getting those. And then one smaller VIP in a booth 15 minutes $150 and another with a couch is 30 minutes for $250. Has a dayshift.


--Venus Lounge in Stanton. Talent is poor. Honestly feels more like a bar with a couple strippers. Dances are $20, two way out in the open. Dayshift available.


--Imperial Showgirls in Anaheim. Talent above average, mileage high. 15 minutes for $120. Thursday that VIP is $80. 3 for $40 lap dances. With Sahara Theater down, this is my recommendation for the OC. Great club. Has a dayshift.


And then there are a few places that come up on here but don't come up on google/strip clubs. The latter which I usually to use to find these places when I'm running around out there. I don't even know if they are really even strip clubs, they sound like dive bars with a couple girls hanging out. Key Sluggers, Green Girls, Cafe 369, Break room and DD Cafe, haven't been to any of those out yet.



S A N D I E G O


If your coming from up in LA or down from TJ, it SD might really seem limited. But in my opinion it ain't all a waste. I think you can have fun but just don't be expecting extras anywhere. Really my favorite part of the country, the weather and scenery is amazing. Apparently a new club just opened up called Candy Shop. Haven't been to it yet, not much info on it either but it's great excuse to get back to SD to check it out.


--Goldfingers. Up across the street from MCAS Miramar. Alright talent. Clothed dances are $125 for 5 songs in a community dance room. Two way touch at best. They don't fuck with you too much though. Definitely no extras. Maybe you find the right girl like I did.


--Expose. Poor talent. More veteran dancers. Dead when I went. $20 dances, 15 minutes for $100. Low mileage. Dayshift available.


--Deja Vu. Here or Pacers is probably the best looking dancers in the city. Here dances are $25 a song. $160 for 15 minutes. Mileage is limited mostly one way, two way at the very best.


--Pacers. Nice club, nice area, nice looking girls. But that's it, one way only. You touch they come in hooting and hollering at you. Dances are $20 a song.


--Les Girls. Historic building, been around for decades. Been in some movies even. But talent is below average, some heftier girls for sure. Probably worse talent in the city. It's like theater type setup. Dances 3 for $40. Mostly one way maybe two way at best.


--Cheetahs. Big lineup of girls. Good talent. Manager seems like a cool dude. Mileage is actually decent here. Two way touch is alright in an open community booth room. You ain't getting extras here but for 2 way good dances, it's my recommendation for San Diego. Lap dances are 5 for $100 (they can sometimes break that up at $20 a song) and VIP is $400 for 30 minutes. Dayshift available.


My recs for San Diego would probably just be Cheetah's. The locals seem to put that #1 too. Also Goldfingers wasn't that bad to me but I understood it's limits. If you like the eye candy stuff Deja Vu and Pacers but just keep expectations real low during dances.



Food recs in California


-San Francisco. Molinari's Deli in North Beach. Since 1896. Ain't many deli's older than that in America. I guarantee Joe Dimaggio probably ate their as a kid growing up. Get any sandwich and go with the Dutch Crunch bread it's a thing they only really do in San Francisco.


-Los Angeles. Al's and Bea's for burritos in East LA. Since 1966. You might see a line but it moves. I just did not know they could make burritos that good. Also being in California we have to discuss In n Out, but I'll let Anthony Bourdain take it from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4J1seTH…


-Honestly just anywhere in California, if you see a mexican food truck, you got a real good shot of it being good.


-San Diego. Well the big one if you like setting and nostalgia stuff, the bar from Top Gun is a place in downtown SD called Kansas City BBQ. It's pretty cool if you liked that movie. And then go anywhere around town for a California Burrito it's like a San Diego thing, Carne Asada burrito with fries in it. I could live off those things. Ortiz's taco shop makes a good one.


Sightseeing stuff


There's a lot of shit to see. You got the national parks, Redwood (think planet Endor with the ewoks from Star Wars), Death Valley, Yosemite, Seqouia etc. Those are cool. Tops for me if you got time just do Highway 1. Sometimes it gets little hairy, slow around those bends, there ain't nothing there but the cliffs, no shoulder, no nothing. But it's pretty cool going top to bottom (you'll be on the sea side of the road going south but it's little more nerve racking) From Crecent City on down to The Redwoods, Mendicino, Stinson Beach, Pacifica, Santa Cruz, Monterey and Carmel Beach. There's a reason Clint Eastwood decided to live there and even be there Mayor, I totally get it. Then keep going down, Big Sur, Morro Bay, Pismo and then all those Southern California beach towns Santa Barbara, Malibu, Santa Monica, Venice, Huntington and Laguna Beach, Oceanside, Del Mar, La Jolla, Ocean and Imperial Beach etc. all that stuff is awesome, go on right down with it, just incredible scenery all around. You would need a few weeks for all the cool stuff you can check out around the state.



Really some of best times I had in this hobby or just in life in general happened here. It's an amazing place. Now there are issues, end of the day regardless where your at politically, there is just WAY too much random crackhead bullshit tolerated throughout the state. Period. Full Stop. Hands down. You WILL encounter some of that stuff. But if we look past that insanity, you know what hitting that beach, those foggy sunsets, all those palm trees and the beach boys playing in background, will just never get old to me.


Anyway, right now I'm actually off on my way to go surfing, it's radical dude and totally tubular bro, Cowabunga!-OH GOD WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQAUKE! OH NOOOooooooooOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOO HELP MEEEEE OH GOD NOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAHHH!!! *dies horribly in an earthquake*

https://youtu.be/3xXPlTaDj84?si=cFaEF9uK…

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