Some strange Tips I've learned.

Ctaine
First thing: Ive been going to clubs for YEARS.

These are ideas that I use and have discovered and I don't hear repeated.

Some of them might be new to you.

I welcome any comments.

1) Smarter dancers use hotel prices as a proxy for how much loose money is around town. If the cheapest room is $150 when it's normally $30 because of a tradeshow or a fight then the dancers that come out will be more expensive. I'm sure clubs are more strict with house fees at this time too. None of this bodes well for finding bargains!

Note this does not translate into better dances in any was since if she's soaked you she's going to want to move on.

2) When a dancer tells you something, there's usually a reason behind it.

My kid is sick (Give me money)
I'm worried about.... (My dances will stink. Same price tho)
Don't go to this club (I'm banned from there)
He's my cousin (Boyfriend, or someone I owe money to)


3) Just because she won't give you her contact info today doesn't mean tomorrow is a no. Dancers have told me they can't do takeout because of a "court thing". Obviously GPS is also a factor.

4) Be aware that nude clubs take more $$ from VIP rooms but there is no "bottle" fee there. Nude clubs for some reason have lower house fees to the dancer.

5) Dancers who come to work when they want are considered "freelancers" and usually have to pay a higher house fee instead of working a dead shift.

6) There's an ironclad rule in all clubs that many mongers don't know. When a dancer is "getting money" from a patron, no other dancer can talk to you. If she's sitting with you, if you are on the rail, or getting a dance, no other dancer can interrupt her hustle. In my review of talk of the town, the brunette spinner HAD to do a stage after 1.5 hours. She couldn't leave me on the couch, I would get snatched up. She BEGGED me to come to the rail and watch her dance. This protected her wallet while she danced. You do not have to be spending money to be claimed by her.

7) Clubs with a penguin in the bathroom tend to have higher prices, and fees for insane stuff.

8) Don't ever give a dancer money from a text request unless you are ALREADY getting what you want.

9) Consider going to clubs at off hours. Some of my best times (and deals) have been on weird times and days of the week. Why? The dancer has a bill due and really needs me to do 1/2 private.

10) You probably use lineapp or textplus or whatever to communicate with dancers. Have YOURSELF in that app but as a dancer. So you can text yourself. You can send pics and "offers" of OTC to yourself in the line app.

Show it to dancers who have GPS. (I can get this for $$)


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blahblahblahs
5 months ago
Is that a typo in #1? Do you mean $150 instead of $300 as in the room is cheaper so there is more money left over (zero-sum)? Or do you mean there are actually places where hotel rooms normally cost $30 and $150 is considered expensive?
Ctaine
5 months ago
Four Queens earlier this year had rooms as low as $29. No resort fee. Exceptionally low I will admit. I recalled seeing the most expensive room around that time at the 4Q was $150.

Basically:

If rooms are expensive then the clubs are more likely to be packed with loose money and you'll have a harder time getting a bargain.

If a guy spent $350 on a room on a Saturday night, he's MUCH more likely to pay $800 for a half an hour VIP, and good luck getting that same half for $200!

If you are interested in Cheap rooms in Vegas I would recommend checking out the 4Queens (no resort fee), The Strat ($45 resort fee but rooms as low as $20!, and better "promotions" than the 4Q ($40 in dining credit or casino chips when you stay 3 nights.), and check out the Las Vegas Advisor, their coupon book is worth the $50
Jascoi
5 months ago
some good tips here!
vanillaextract
5 months ago
Yea good 1
Freesample
4 months ago
Any more stripper speak translations from section 2 in your post that newcomers ought to keep in mind? Never actively thought of any of these, but the four you listed along with the true takeaway make a ton of sense as things to possibly look out for when it comes to stripper talk.
Ctaine
4 months ago
Basically I've found that almost everything a dancer will tell you has a reason behind it. You know how you can shoot the shit with a male friend or even a female one? I find that dancers always have a "reason" to say anything. If nothing else they are testing you to see how you react.

IE: "My girlfriend is..." (seeing how you react to a 2 girl dance)
"That guy always tips me $50 after a private room" (You have to tip after a private)
"This place is like a brothel". (Takeout is available)
"My mother would like you". (Seriously my friend gets this a lot but he's a save-a-ho)
wallanon
4 months ago
Would you message yourself is #10 because you're trying to drive an artificial market? I almost never talk with a dancer about what I spend on other girls, so other than showing comps I'm not seeing why you'd do that.
Ctaine
4 months ago
I just want them to see what else I've got cooking, or at least in the past.
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