Articles - January, 2024

Because I've been pursuing pussy for several decades as both civilian and monger, I can say with confidence that there is more downside than up. Still, the upside makes the pursuit worth the challenge. Like my recent visit to a nowhere club, a near void where the dancers always seemed to be too big, too old or too sloppy (or all…

For the article police, I'll just preemptively say that this submission is too long to be a discussion and I'm not necessarily seeking a dialogue on the topic - unless of course others wish to chime in or share their tale. This is a bit of a Dear Penthouse story that I recently had with a civvie girl. Sharing this for…

So, you've decided to embark on a covert mission to the local strip club, but you're not keen on the world finding out about your newfound appreciation for glittery entertainment. Fear not fellow strip club patron for I have concocted a foolproof guide on how to execute the stealthiest shimmy into the world of adult amusement. Welcome to the clandestine…

I have been going to TJ for 2-3 years now and it did not take long to 1- get addicted 2- start hating USA clubs 3 - hating myself for not knowing this sooner lol With that being said, there are only, in my not so humble opinion, 2 clubs worth going to and 3* worth mentioning : Hong Kong, Chicago, and Adelitas* Each…

You log in to TUSCL and there's a new thread titled "Does she want to date me?" You open it and it's a dissertation from a guy who thinks that his favorite stripper wants to be his girlfriend. He likely already knows that he's using poor judgment, but he hopes to craft an argument that will get him the validation…