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Before I go into the state of Hong Kong GC, I just wanted to give you guys a heads up of some upcoming reviews I'm working on.

I decided to break this down into 3 reviews of strip clubs/brothels I never been to. Personally, I believe all strip clubs are brothels and all bitches have a price. If you willing to dance on dick, you willing to take dick for money. I know that has been a topic of discussion in these comments on whether we should include brothels in TUSCL. I say HELL YEAH!!

So I went to Mexico City and Guadalajara for my milestone birthday. Your fat cat is now 40 years old.

Yay me!!

I am grateful to be alive and seen the shit I have seen. I still have a lot of traveling and mongering to do but I’m doing pretty, pretty good (All you Curb your Enthusiasm fans get it).

So the 3 reviews I will review will be
Queen City – Mexico City
Candy’s – Guadalajara
Tapanko Vip – Guadalajara/Zazopan

So, lets start here with the State of Hong Kong. Prices are more but it's still the best. The one of one, Hong Kong Gentleman Club in Tijuana. At this point, it literal is no point to do a review of the best strip club/brothel en el mundo (yeah a little bit of Spanish). It is simply the best.

I’ve been going 2-3x per week on weekdays and weekends, and let me leave you patrons with the biggest thing I want you to take from this article.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY to get the crème da la crème at Hong Kong (HK)!!

I REPEAT, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO ON A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY.
So going as often as I go living in nearby Arizona, I come to find out HK management will not allow a girl to come in and work Friday and Saturday as their first day of work. Therefore you can come on any day of the week and it’s some hoez to be had.

Monday and Tuesdays are the best value though. I get the double bed room (one to fuck in and one to sleep in) on those days with my VIP card (70% discount on rooms on Mon. & Tues. compared to only 20% off on other days) for $32 USD a night plus a $40 deposit. On the weekends, rooms are
What a fucking deal!!!

Not only that, you can actually find some bad bitches on this day that will fuck for the old $100 -$120 standard. Not this new $150 USD these chicks are now charging. And on top of that, you don’t have to fight over your favorite bitch. While there are no “down days” at HK, the crowd is significantly less compared to a Friday and Saturday.
So let’s go through the days of the week.

Sunday – Very good, NFL and NBA Sundays, not busy some girls come in this day for the first time and spend the week.

Monday – 70% off room, lots of hoez, many that will fuck for the old standard $100
Tuesday – see above

Wednesday – event night (i.e. Lingerie Contest, Halloween costume contest, will touch on this later)

Thursday – the beginning of the weekend. Most of the weekend only bitches will come either Wednesday or Thursday because management WILL NOT let them dip in on Friday and Saturday just to leave and go back to Sinaloa, Jalisco, Quintana Roo, Sonora, Colima, Baja California Sur or any of the other 32 Mexican states these broads come from.

Friday – The Weekend Party begins. The baddest of the bad bitches in Mexico. Pussy $150 and up. Crowd size is ridiculous and you can barely move in some areas. The entire club is open. The Miami room, the outdoor patio on the 3rd floor, everywhere is open. 300+ girls

Saturday – The Weekend Party continues… If you see a bitch you want, you better get her then. Some of these bitches told me they service anywhere between 5-15 dudes a night. If you the 11th dude, that blue packs of lube they have downstairs ain’t gonna cut it…. LOL. You may need to pour some Aquafina 16 oz. bottle on that bitch’s pussy in order for that thing to get wet. Jajaja.

Now let’s touch on Wednesday promotion day. Every month, HK has an event and it’s typically on Wednesday. It’s another way the club can make sure they have enough volume every day of the week. They didn’t just randomly pick the middle of the week. This was business strategy and it worked like a charm. I got finished with work on Wednesday and beelined it to HK just for the Halloween show.
I’ll keep this short

The lingerie contest (in August or September) was the best and I made myself little notes. The contest consisted of a ball gown portion and then a lingerie portion. The bitch’s was stunning. For anyone that was there on that Wednesday evening, my favorites were 4, 11, 15, 16, 19.

19 was the best overall and eventually won the contest. She was from Guadalajara and I know this because I had fucked 2 of her friends in her cheering section that was directly over the staircase where the bitches entered. 19 had the best face, long brunette hair, ha the best BBL and just was stunning. Girl #4 wore red lingerie and had the 2nd best face of the bunch. #11 was another favorite of mine as she was more of the “spinner” type some of you guys like. She had a beaufiful face but she was lacking in the ass and tits department.

The setup for the lingerie contest was so grand that the staged went all to way into Las Chavelas. The shit was crazy.
The Halloween contest was a bit tone down compared to the Lingerie contest. The girls that were in the contest were more of the scary and creative costume side rather than the sexy Halloween costumes.

It was hard to tell who won, but the contestants included
• Mystique (X-men character, girl was in all blue with orange hair)
• Avatar (all blue with elf ears)
• A wolf in a an overall costume. Like you couldn’t even see the bitch at all, I’m not sure how she could even see out of it, she was a wolf wolf.
• IT clown
• This demon costume that was really tall…I couldn’t tell what she exactly was
• Teletubbie (costume, barely could see her face)

Those were the ones in the contest
On the floor, the working girls were in much more sexier outfits including:
• Nuns (15 of them, how blasphemous, LMAO!!)
• Police officers, some with handcuffs (6, including the one I fuck first)
• Child’s Play/Chucky (10)
• IT clowns (3)
• Playboy bunnies (20, so uncreative)
• Snow White (2)
• Nurses (6)
• Woodys (from TOY STORY, 2)
• Buzz Lightyear (1)
• Sorcerer
• Medusas (4)
• Elf warrior (super fat ass too, I wanted to fuck her elf ears off)
• Raggedy Anne
• Hulkamania Hulk (this was actually pretty creative with the red and yellow classic Hulk shit, she was sexy AF too)

While the lingerie contest was better, the Halloween shit was pretty good. I’ll be back this Saturday and I’m sure they all we’ll be in their Halloween costumes. Dudes in there fucking hot nurses and maids and I kind of want to fuck Mystique. I mean, I have mongered all over the world and I have NEVER and I mean NEVER fucked a BLUE BITCH.
JaJaJaJa!!

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