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kisow

Southeast USA

joined Jul 2021last seen Nov 2024

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Reviews by kisow

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

4664 Airport Blvd Mobile, AL 36608

reviewed

2 years ago

no diamonds in the rough

This place might be okay for a night out with the boys, but don't expect to make any serious inroads with a dancer. Come here to throw some bills in the air. Save yourself...

208 SW 16th St Renton, WA 98057

reviewed

3 years ago

decent place to bring a friend from outside the hobby

My verdict? This is the type of place for a guy's night out. I wouldn't expect high mileage here; however, the comfort of the seating area and the dancers' quality looks/bodies made the stage...

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Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

8000 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206

reviewed

3 years ago

shimmers is a monument to america's obesity crisis

My visit to Shimmers on a Sunday evening was a terrible waste of time. I do not recommend it unless you fetishize obese women. It is more akin to a locals bar for fat...

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Kittens Cabaret

5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

reviewed

3 years ago

great people, but felt like a fish bowl

I paid the entry fee and mandatory non-alcoholic drinks for a total of less than $20. I grabbed a seat and didn't wait long for a dancer to approach me. We built a rapport...

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Articles written by kisow

article

4 months ago

How to Make Small Talk with a Stripper Before Deciding on a Lap Dance

Congratulations. You have showered, hit the ATM, and arrived at a strip club looking for a lap dance. It's going to be a good night! Make it an amazing night. Develop a rapport with your chosen dancer, and you will have...

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3 years ago

How to get Better Lap Dances

The rules and norms are different in every locale, but we've all experienced it... the bad lap dance. She didn't make eye contact. She seemed checked out. Maybe she was even chewing gum and thinking about taking care of that...

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Comments made by kisow

review comment

4 months ago

jamesgeorge2019

Better than nothing, but not nearly as good as 10-15 years ago

Can you expand on the hotel room key? Do you get in free with any hotel, or is it a specific hotel?

article comment

4 months ago

How to Make Small Talk with a Stripper Before Deciding on a Lap Dance

I consider it a compliment! I just have to thank my AP English teacher from 20+ years ago.

article comment

4 months ago

How to Make Small Talk with a Stripper Before Deciding on a Lap Dance

LOL. This is not AI generated. I doubt very much that any large language model has detailed instructions on how to chat with exotic dancers with the express purpose of getting better lap dances.

review comment

3 years ago

NoReallySheLikesMe

Bermuda Triangle where your money disappears with nothing to show for.

Bummer! At least you got out cheap.

review comment

3 years ago

Decent place to bring a friend from outside the hobby

I can't confirm since I didn't get a dance, but given the alert vibe from security and management I wouldn't be surprised if they monitored for TWC. This is not a place for lap dances. The lap dance area is brightly lit and offers zero privacy. It consists of high backed chairs against the wall, facing the middle of the room. Each chair is touching armrests with the next chair. You have full view of your neighbor on the other side of the room.

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2022	1	0	0	0
2024	0	0	1	0
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