This place might be okay for a night out with the boys, but don't expect to make any serious inroads with a dancer. Come here to throw some bills in the air. Save yourself the…
kisow
Southeast USA
Joined Jul 2021
Last Seen Aug 2025
Reviews by kisow
review
published 3 yrs ago
Decent place to bring a friend from outside the hobby
reviewed by
kisow8.3
My verdict? This is the type of place for a guy's night out. I wouldn't expect high mileage here; however, the comfort of the seating area and the dancers' quality looks/bodies made the stage shows…
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published 3 yrs ago
Shimmers is a Monument to America's Obesity Crisis
reviewed by
kisow3.3
My visit to Shimmers on a Sunday evening was a terrible waste of time. I do not recommend it unless you fetishize obese women. It is more akin to a locals bar for fat fetishists…
Articles by kisow
ARTICLE
published 1 yr ago
How to Make Small Talk with a Stripper Before Deciding on a Lap Dance
written by
kisowCongratulations. You have showered, hit the ATM, and arrived at a strip club looking for a lap dance. It's going to be a good night!
Make it an amazing night. Develop a rapport with your chosen dancer, and you will have a better experience all around. The key to a good lap dance is getting to know the girl first.…
ARTICLE
published 3 yrs ago
How to get Better Lap Dances
written by
kisowThe rules and norms are different in every locale, but we've all experienced it... the bad lap dance. She didn't make eye contact. She seemed checked out. Maybe she was even chewing gum and thinking about taking care of that pile of laundry back home. Her actions were mechanical. The last thing on her mind was taking care of…
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| year | reviews | discussions | articles |
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| 2021 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2024 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| totals | 4 | 0 | 2 |
