Garfield is Back: Dating vs Mongering; The Ultimate Comparison.

(This is very long, divided into 6 parts, I don't expect you to read it all, but I provided a directory for your convenience) DIRECTORY I. Intro II. DATING: The bitches I was dealing with III. DOMESTIC MONGERING SCENE IV. INTERNATIONAL MONGERING SCENE; April 2023- May 2024, (More detailed version of my travels) V. FINANCIAL COMPARISON: Dating vs Mongering (Price by Price breakdown) VI. Summary/Conclusion Intro Hello all. It has been a while since your lasagna loving fat cat has written anything for TUSCL. There were many reasons for that, some I rather not dive too deep into. One of the main reasons I’ve been absent from TUSCL was my hectic work life. With paying my ex-wife child support, assisting my aging mother, dating these new hoez and mongering across the world, a new financial source of income was in order. So now that I’m fully divorced, I’ve been going back and forth between dating and mongering. Dating is tough. And it’s like this fellaz. The prettier the bitch, the more they expect. Even if they are dead ASS broke. I’ve dated bitches that didn’t have a car and were unable to pay utilities and just because we were “talking” (not even fucking), they felt I was obligated to just give them money. Fuck out of here BITCH (I’m not going to lie; I did come off some coins from time to time especially if they were really fine and was trying to fuck). Part I- Dating Dating is not like when you’re young. If a boy and girl were physically attracted to one another, they fucked; it was that simple. Now, as adults, women have the mindset of “what can you do for me?”. Everyone wants “princess” treatment. No one is looking for a soulmate or partner. Relationships have become a business transaction rather than a consensual interest and the man typical comes out on the losing end of the deal. Let’s briefly view some of the dates and expenses I’ve accrued in Atlanta. Girl #1 21 y/o “spinner” Date to C&S Seafood Sandy Springs $233.64 $50 Uber (Bitch didn’t have a car and I wasn’t driving downtown to get her). Girl 2# Hal’s steakhouse $317.66 South City Kitchen $154.07 + 43.46 (money I spent at the bar waiting on this bitch) Girl #3 Fish Market 154.66 Desta Ethiopian Restaurant $66.33 Girl #4 Now girl #4, I liked. She had great conversation, had a good balance of hood and classy. I am meaning that would go get some wings at a wing spot or get dolled up and get drinks at the St. Regis Bar, Atlas Bar or the Garden Room. I like a versatile bitch. I don’t want a super hood bitch or a super bougie bitch. 1st date Alici Italian Restaurant (188.97) Intermezzo Cafe (51.41) Sex club (108.85) Habitat (38.06) 2nd date Sivlerspot Cinema 37.96 Silverspot Battery 23.96 (bar drinks) Silverspot dinner (74.16 Dates 3-20 From Wild Wings Café, Pool and Bowling to high end dinners such as Bistro Nikos, La Grotta even Nobu (339.53). We would visit Intermezzos every 2 weeks minimum where the bill would be a minimum of $100. Now you saying, why would you keep spending money if you ain’t fucking? Well, in the 2 years I’ve been separated and the year time span I’ve been divorced, I actually enjoyed the presence of THIS particular woman and the conversation. I typically don’t like people and I think women can be truly shit. But she was cool. But all in all, it took me too fucking long and too many dates to even get a taste of the “insert cat emjoji here”. In all, I probably spent like 5-6K before I even got a taste of the cat. A Whole 6 months later. So to sum it up, dating is not the worst thing. But by 2 dates if you don’t like the bitch and she ain’t coming off, cut her off. If a bitch really likes you, a 5 star restaurant or some wings won’t matter. I think it’s better and cheaper just to offer a bitch a stack off the rip if you just want to fuck. Part II - The mongering scene: Domestic Scene Let’s start domestically. The U.S. strip club scene is dying little by little every day. Strippers are taking their talents to Onlyfans or other content creating sites and “simps” (fools that pay big money to not even touch a girl) shell a big cash. And if John won’t pay it, Jim will. However, there are still 2 clubs in Atlanta where some ITC or OTC action can be had. Since it’s the last 2, I won’t mention them as this is a public forum. In SoFlo (aka South Florida), that scene has not changed when it comes to services. You know how it goes. Some of the tourist spots are charging a stack or more while if you go a little north of Miami prices go down substantially. For F/S and dance mileage. Part III- Mongering Scene: International This is the bulk of my review. Now the Colombia scene has recently changed since I went in April 2023 (approximately a year ago) as I hear now Colombia has outlawed the street walkers at the clock tower in Cartagena and in and around Parque Lleras. But my preferred source of pussy, the clubs, brothels and spas are still wide open. So let’s review the last year of mongering for me from April 2023 to April 2024. April 2023 to April 2024. April 2023 -Medellin. Medellin is still the place to go if you looking for some ass. Even though, Medellin has kicked the girls out of parque lleras, there are still plenty of places around the city to get some ass. I personally never did the street girl scene. Like TJ, the better quality was in the clubs and not in the streets. The girls in Cartagena are gorgeous as well, but the danger of having to bring them back to your hotel is not worth it in my opinion. Especially those clock tower hoez. (Update – I now hear Cartagena has prevented women from hanging around the clock tower per my sources – I haven’t’ been since September of 2023. That’s a dragon breathe/Scopolamine drugging waiting to happen. Hopefully you’ll wake up in one piece. The Bogota scene is still the same. There is a couple of brothels in the North by El Dorado airport, highlighted by Lido. They are a little pricey and the girls are just classier, not necessarily sexier. Then there is ghetto ass Santa Fe where La Piscina and La Troya are. You can still hit for 100 -150K COP but those girls are hit or miss and again Santa Fe can be quite intimidating at night. And I work in West Atlanta. The scene in Medellin has changed a bit. The hoes can’t be inside Parque Lleras so they gather up on the street in front of Gusto and the clubs near Calle 10. It’s so many of them. Some are attractive, but I can’t fuck with a street girl. I’ve taken maybe 1 back from Gusto to my hotel, but I made sure the hotel got her identification photocopied just in case that cunt put that dragon breathe on her tittiez I was about to suck on. The club scene is what I like such as La Isla and Fose Dose. It’s a more controlled atmosphere. You meet the bitches in the bar and then fuck them in a hotel room next door. It’s so great and convenient. After you get your nut and take a shower (which I typically do once I get back to my hotel because those rooms don’t have hot water), you just go about your business with an empty scrotum. While La Isla still has beautiful girls, Fase Dose has quickly caught up. Now the going rate is 350K-500K COP in both places or $92 or $128 USD. Some go a little lower, but the bad bitches go to 500K COP. This one bitch told me 1M COP and I laughed at that ho. This was in La Isla. The FaseDose hoez would never. The one place that has taken over though is Loutron. Thursday and Friday are the best nights for whatever reason. On Saturday, Loutron closes early and Sundays they are closed. The services there are top notch. They had a whole damn menu but they got rid of it because people were taking pictures of it (Guilty, but hey it was for my own reference, I didn’t share it on the internet). Now the prices are word of mouth and the stud (slang for manlike lesbian) will go over the prices with you. For the most part its 400K for 60 minutes ($106). 950K COP ($252) for a 60 minute threesome where the bitches do shit to each other before you blow their back out. They now accept credit card which come with an extra 70-100K surcharege. Then when you get back there, the girls (well at least the ones I have encountered) will offer extras with their credit card scanner they hook up to their ipone. Or you can just pay more Colombian pesos. The extras include massages, DFK (deep French kissing), ass eating, bare back BJ. I don’t know if raw dog sex is on the table. I wouldn’t do it. Right now, Loutron is the king of the castle in Medellin. Times in TJ/SD: May 2023 SD/TJ August 2023 Tijuana/Rosarito NYE 2023 Tijuana March 2024 Tijuana April 2024 Tijuana May 2024 Tijuana I’ve been to Tijuana, San Diego and Rosarito six times in the last year and plan to go back within the next week. Cheetah sucks in San Diego. So just go right to the border. Hong Kong is still the best in the business despite the rising prices. Prices are higher everywhere, so it is what it is. Tropical Bar is so bad, I don’t even go in there anymore. Chicago Club is hit and miss. Sometimes the baddest bitches in Chicago Club will find their way to work at Hong Kong. Prices for a room is $100 a night on Friday and Saturday and $80 on the non busy nights. Of course, with the HK VIP card you get 70% of on Monday and Tuesday and on other nights it’s 20% off. Now the price of pussy is substantially higher than it use to be 5 years ago. For the most part, all the bitches was a straight $100 USD. Now it’s $150 USD. And that’s not just at HK, but that’s at most Border Town strip clubs in Mexico. And those bitches in those other border towns in Mexciali, Nogales, Los Algodones, are nothing compared to the eye candy you going to see in HK. So, hopefully it doesn’t go up to $200. I’m starting to like other things outside of Zona Norte in Tijuana. Such as the regular clubs, restaurants, casinos and Baja Beach fest in Rosarito was pretty good in 2023. The lineup for 2024 doesn’t peak my interest too much. My favorite regular clubs are Bosse, Styki and Le Container. My favorite is Alebrije directly by Pueblo Amigo. I sometimes like to try pull regular hoez before I head to Hong Kong for some guaranteed “insert cat emoji here”. Outiside of fucking hoez, I would consider myself a foodie. I enjoy eating at Cascadas and that new restaurant (the name escapes me right now) that is directly on the side of Tropical Bar. That place is better than Azul. However, I learned of some new restaurants including Mision 19, Lorenza, Paseo Chapultepec and Mazatena. These are recommendations from San Diegoans. Of course I’ve been to Casears and Palominos and most of the thriving restaurants in Zona Rio. Nov 2023- Frankfurt, Germany Zurich Switzerland Prague, Czech Republic So the NFL decided to play it’s 2nd NFL game in Germany. This was the 1st in Frankfurt though and it showcased the Miami Dolphins and Kansas City Chiefs. As a Falcon fan, I had no rooting interest in either team, but it was an excuse for me to cross that pond and go to some of my favorite FKKS. And it was cool to see the eventual champions Chiefs lead by Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce play. I find it ironic that the NFL chose the place in Europe with the some of the best sex FKKs in the world. I find it doubling ironic they will be playing in Sao Paolo in September home of Scandallo. I don’t believe these are mistakes. But I never seen Roger Goodell in Sharks or any other FKK I’ve been to. The aforementioned FKK Sharks in Damstadt is not only the best FKK in Germany, it is the best FKK in all of Europe. Even the Romanians there will say that. I went to FKK sharks 3x in 3 days before I moved on to Zurich. While the girls are mostly Romanian, there are some girls from other countries there. I smashed this one Romanian girl that I smashed in club Globe in Zurich the previous year. I also fuck this Colombian chick with a fat ass. Then I ran across this ass eating Brazilian. She wasn’t as good of an ass eating chick I met at Club Swiss from Marbella, Spain. She was a natural “rimmer” (If this grosses you out, you can always stop reading). This Brazilian had her own wet wipes in her purse. She bent me over on the king size bed in this new suite I never been to and wiped me like a newborn before she commenced to dive deep into my ass with her snake like tongue. I had showered before I got there and again when I got my robe and sandals, but I like her extra precautionary measures. FKK Sharks has widened the gap between Oase, Mainhattan and any other sex related shit you going to find in the Frankfurt area. They have more girls, better food and it’s just overall a great experience. Prices are about 125 – 150 Euros per whore. I think the cover is 65 Euros and that of course includes food, non-alcoholic beverages and your robe and sandals. In and out privileges for the day are welcomed. You can come early for a nut, visit a museum or mall, then come back for lunch or dinner. Just fuck all day. How wonderful. One thing I checked out for the first time this time around while visiting Frankfurt was the little red light ditrict by the Frankfurt main train station. I finally got to see the giant staircases and see those mediocre to f-ugly bitces standing outside their doors. Nah. This was not the move. It’s interesting to see, but if I’m going to pay to fuck, I’m going to pay to fuck a bad bitch. Zurich, Switzerland Switzerland and it’s surrounding areas is starting to become one of my favorite sex-caetion spots in the world. I still need to go to Austria, Brazil, Spain, Thailand to name a few, but from my rotation, it’s one of the top tiers. There is Club Swiss, Soparano (where I met that stunning Marbella ass eater), Aphrodisia and Amesia. Club Globe is still my favorite because of the novelty of “PUBLIC SEX” Tuesday. There is nothing like it. To watch real people, fuck like animals. It’s LIVE porn. It literally turns you on and makes you want to fuck. Now, I recently have encountered some problems at Club Globe. While the staff and management are so geared to make sure you have a great time by asking you to rate the girls, sex quality, who sucks the best dick and overall satisfaction and the sex shows, the girls seem to be less obligated to assure you of a good time. I’ve been refused sex by a couple of blondes in here. I don’t think it’s a race thing, I’m not sure what to quite think of it. But it definitely takes a hit on you ego when you’re: 1)paying for sex and 2) getting denied in a brothel. LOL. Double whammy! But then to turn around and see the bitch you wanted fuck a 70 year old fat dude. Oh well. Anyway Club Globe is still my number one in the Zurich area. A new club I checked out on this trip is Freubad. It’s a solid FKK, but it’s like 1.5 hours outside of Zurich (by train and bus) or you can drive or take an expensive ass uber 2 hours. I chose the latter as the SBB has an amazing app that you can just hop on a train and it’s just charges your card the correct amount via GPS. Freubad is way in the Switzerland countryside in a town called Rescherwill. Freubad is interesting. They say it’s the largest FKK in Switzerland. Cover is typically 79 CHF (Swiss Francs), but you can take the happy hour deal of 179 CHF which is cover, buffet and 30 minutes with the first girl of your choosing. They have options for 2 or 3 girls (269 CHF or 3 for 349 CHF). So you can pay 349 CHF at say noon. You can go eat lunch. Then fuck your first ho. Recover. Take a nap by the pool (or leave and come back because you your entry is all day) and come back and fuck another ho. Then have dinner at 7 or 8 and then fuck another ho for dessert. It's all included boyz!! I had a threesome with this black chick with fake tits from London and a huge ass and large chested German white girl. Full GFE kissing, LFK and DFK, and bare back head from both of them. Of course we put the condoms on when I proceeded to fuck both of them and yes they made me switch condoms between pussy. The only down thing is the how far out it is. I had to take an hour and half train on SBB and then take a bus to Rescherwill. I took a train from Zurich HB to Solothurn then took a bus to Rescherwill. Then I walked the rest of the way. I went twice on this trip, but I couldn’t stay pass 11PM because I had to get back to Solouthurn station or I was going to be stuck in this small town (it’s literally a fucking village, think of Sound of Music with Julie Andrews) of Rescherwill (the last train back to Zurich HB is at midnight. The club scene is cool in Switzerland. I only went to one though and it was some bitches in there, Mascotte. I got a few numbers but it didn’t lead to fucking so ehh. Prague, Czech Republic I left Zurich and went to Prague for the weekend. It’s a very gothic old town. This was probably one of the best hotels I had on this Fall 2023 European trip as I stayed in the Cosmopolitan Hoel Prague which is in Prague 1 area. I kind of explored more nonsexual shit as I never been to Czech Republic. I visited the gothic churches, visited the John Lennon Wall, went to a couple of art museums and ate solo at a few fine dining restaurants. I’ll sip some wine, mingled a bit. It was nice. Then off to the brothel I would go. The sex scene is kind of mid. The only real brothel they have is showpark. It’s kind of an inside version of Amsterdam. The girls are hit and miss, and they have a website. I took the bus there to this stop that started with an H. I smashed this fake lip Czechian girl. She was great and very talkative. She text me the next day talking about how the new Popeyes they just opened in the main square was so good. The strip clubs (where they don’t sell pussy, or at least that’s what they told me) and the regular bitches inside the club were HOT AS FUCK. The bitches in Goldfinger’s might have the hottest girls in the country. Way hotter than the trash at next door Hot Peppers. Goldfinger’s had these erotic shows, non-more erotic than this medieval, blasphemous religious based sex show with 3 hot chicks performing oral sex on and fisting each other. Then the main girl put on a strap on and worked her better than I could. The shit was a trip. I was upstairs enjoying the show sipping on my ginger ale. Too bad you can’t fuck none of those Gold finger broads. I would of came off some I visited two clubs in the W Square (long name, can’t remember, there is a new Popeyes there). Duplex is a regular club and it was okay at best. The best club was m1 club. There were some super hot regular bitches there. I swore I was going to take one home on some regular non pay shit but it didn’t happen.   March/April 2024 Los Algodones – Hawaii Club Mexicali – Los Moscas TJ – HK, Zona Norte Now that I’m on the west coast, I frequent 3 main clubs. In Los Algodones, I hit up Hawaii Club. In Mexicali, Los Mosca is decent. In Tijuana of course it’s HK. You already know about HK. Hawaii Club is just beyond the Winterhaven, California border wall in the town of Los Algodones, B.C. Just go see my last review. The girls are hit and miss, but every so often you find a gem. The club is typically busy on Friday and Saturday afternoon. Once the border starts to near closing at 10pm, the gringos empty out and head back across the border. If you want to make a perfect weekend out of it, I would head to Los Algodones around noon. Maybe eat some authentic Mexican food, go to one of the several pharmacy’s and get a box of generic Cialis for 8 pills for 8 bucks (20 mg max dosage at that) and go to Hawaii club and bang out some whores. Most girls charge $100, but best believe the “gem” and the bitch knows if she’s the gem of the club will charge $150. Los Moscas, or the Mosquito, is a club I only visited once. And I visited the one right by the border crossing. I hear there is three of them. The one I visited, the girls were medicore at best and the one I danced said she only gave dances which was a lie. After 3 songs she said she would fuck me for $300. That’s a hard pass. She was hot, but I didn’t come to Mexicali, Mexcio to fuck a broad for U.S. prices. I never smashed no one in Mexicali clubs but give me a few more visits.   Part V: Financial Comparison Dating vs Mongering From a financial standpoint, “Play for Pay” is the better move. You know what you going to get and for how much and you don’t have to worry about the long-term costs that come with “having a bitch”. Such as buying her clothes, drinks, shopping, it’s just so much shit that comes with it. And after so long it’s the same puss unless it’s extraordinary pussy (i.e. my dragon tattoo gal ). Colombian mongering • Flight - $580.30 ATL to MDE (1 stop Bog), 10 hour journey) • Airport Parking – 36 a day in garage, 16 economy per day (uncovered) • Hotel - $260.58 (3 nights, in La Florida next to El Poblado) Fase Dose cover • 30,000 COP ($7.75USD) • 250,000 COP to 450, 000 COP (depending on girl, $64 to $116) La Isla • cover 50, 0000 COP (12.92USD) • Colombian Lisa Ann 550,000 COP ($142.14) + additional 50,000 COP for BBBJ ($12.92USD) • Some girls can be had for half of that, but I really like this one. Loutron – no cover • 60 minutes for 400,000 COP ($103 USD), 70 minutes for 430, 000 COP ($111.15 USD) (70 minutes include a massage, me personally the massage gets me harder and makes the experience less transactional) • For 2 girls 900, 000 COP ($232.63) OR 950, 000 COP ($245) for 2 girls with lesbo show Total - $1000 USD (hotel+air+other) + ($100 average girl; 20USD in La Troya in Santa Fe Bogota to $150 for top notch bitch; I’ve heard 1M (1,000,000 COP from some bitches, I can’t do that, that’s $260). Ubers ($1-4USD) $2000  Tijuana mongering • Flight - $400 -600 ATL to SD ( I just drive 2 hours now, so I’m I’m there all the time) • Airport Parking – 36 a day in garage, 16 economy per day (uncovered) • Hotel - $80-100 night in Cascadas (20% discount with Hong Kong VIP card), 120 night in zona rio Marriott, $250 /night in San DIego Hong Kong, Tropical Bar, Chicago Club, no cover • 60 minutes for 400,000 COP ($103 USD), 70 minutes for 430, 000 COP ($111.15 USD) (70 minutes include a massage, me personally the massage gets me harder and makes the experience less transactional) • For 2 girls 900, 000 COP ($232.63) OR 950, 000 COP ($245) for 2 girls with lesbo show Total - $1000 USD (hotel+air+other) + ($120-150 average girl;for top notch bitch $150. Ubers ($5-10 USD), Food $10-20, not much difference from getting food in the United States, inflation.   European mongering (specifically Frankfurt, Zurich, Prague) • Flight - $756.55 ATL to FRA for November 2023 (rebooked for $627.20) • Airport Parking – 36 a day in garage, 16 economy per day (uncovered) Hotels • Frankfurt Hotel - $388 (3 nights, $388 + $20 USD for early checkin, Flemings Central hotel by Frankfurt HB, main station) (Frankfurt, Germany) • Hotel Arlette (100 USD a night, very cheap, very small but by Zurich HB, that’s all I need) (Zurich, Switzerland) • Hotel Gotthard (200 USD a night, much nicer, in same vicinity as Arlette and Ibis Styles) (Zurich Switzerland) • Hotel Cosmopolitan (3 nights, $433.33) FKK Sharks (Damstadt) • 65 Euros day cover (similar to FKK Oase, Fkk Mainhattan) • The best FKK in Europe IMO for lots of reasons but mainly because it’s more than just Romanians. I’ve fucked a Brazilian chick, Czech girl, Swiss girl and Colombian girl here. • F/S 100-150 Euros • CIM additional 50 Euros • 2 girls?; 2 x 100 Euros; Want to nut in both of their mouth 50 Euros x 2 (You do the math) Club Globe and other Hostess Clubs (Zurich, Switzeraland surrounding area) • Globe – cover 95 CHF ($104 USD) • 150 CHF (Swiss Franks, 164 USD) for each girl + additional 50 CHF (55 USD) for CIM • Public Sex Tuesday (A MUST GO) Hostess Clubs (Club Swiss, Amesia, Aprhorodisac) (Zurich, Switzerland Area) • No cover • But pricey, I think I was quoted at $500 USD • No Go for me • Showpark (Market) • Cover 390 czk (Czech Krowns, $17 USD) • To Fuck 2000- 3000 czk ($80-133 USD) Total – I was lucky to get hotel + air as cheap as I did. Right now I see air from $933 to 1446). Keep in mind I traveled in the fall and not the summer when prices peaked. So you might want to move accordingly if money is a factor. I hear some cool things happen in the summer in Europe but I’m not paying double hotel and airfare prices. I could use that money for pussy. Ubers (15-65 USD). Dude, I take the hell out of the public transportation. The RMV (Frankfurt) and the SBB (Zurich, Switzerland) will get you to most of these places without hassle. Only use Uber when you have to. Grand Total : 2500 -4000 USD. Obviously the airfare is what makes this significantly higher than going to Colombia or TJ. But the price of pussy is Europe is on par with Latin America, surprisingly.   SoFLO mongering (South Florida) • Flight - $250 ATL to MIA or FLL • Airport Parking – 36 a day in garage, 16 economy per day (uncovered) • Hotel - $150-400 night (the closer you get to south Beach, the more expensive it gets) Tootsies • 10-20 cover, sometimes more at a Booby Trap on the River. I paid$100 to get into E11even one time • Friction Dances on average $25 per song • No sex • If there was an option for sex, it would be a stack ($1000) at a Tootises or Booby Trap OTR. If, and I do mean if there was an option for sex the northern you get of Miami center you can get a bitch for maybe 300-400. But again, I’m just assuming. LOL. Total - $1500-2000 USD (hotel+air+other) + (strip club cover and regular club cover 20 -100,). Ubers ($20-100USD) $5000   Dating • Flight – None, you already in the bullshit • Airport Parking – none, you wish you could fly out. • Hotel - $100 a night because the bitch going to make up some excuse why you can’t come to her house and she don’t want to come to yours. This is not always the case. So, let’s break this down like this. An average date with me is about $200. Sometimes it can be more if you do other activities to go along with dinner. Hell, Red Lobster for 2 people is $115 dollars, so what you think a Nobu is going to cost? So, a date can run to 500-$600. I’ve seen this shit. And to get what? Possibly a kiss at the end of the night. Definitely not fucking. It’s some bullshit. I went out with girl #4 up to 20x-30x for an average of$150 (I’m being generous) for a grand total of $4500. And you know I was working on other bitches as I discussed in my earlier paragraphs. Now you are dealing with 3-4 bitches, we talking about coming off 6-7K in a 6 month period. And you might fuck one or two here or there. But I rather have the money, cut the bullshit and time and fuck more bitches. Total - $7000 USD (dating) + ($150 -200 average date, 5-6 dates per month). Fuck, maybe 2-3x if that. Time wasted – priceless. Bullshit you had to deal with – priceless. Ubers ($20-60 USD) for the broke, good-looking bitches I had to call Uber for that I was trying to fuck. Times you FUCKED or Got your dick sucked – 3. Grand total $7000 USD + Time and patience I can’t get back.   Part VI: Summary/Conclusion Dating has its pros and cons. I do like intelligent conversations, but I also like good looking women. As I age, women hardly seem to possess both from my experience. I also like it when a girl likes me, is truly attracted to me and wants to fuck me. What man doesn’t? But at the end of the day, this dating shit can be so agitating. I don’t even like most people for the most part. Hell, I order groceries or go late at night or early in the morning jut to avoid muthafuckas in the store. The games and bullshit that is played is more than I can handle at times. So, I dive in and out of the dating scene as need be. I love P4P. It’s so many adjectives for me. You walk into a place filled with the baldest bitches with natural and table made bodies and the most beautiful places. It is sensory overload as you can fuck any bitch you want without the courtship, without the bullshit and the hassle. So many times, you may want to fuck a bitch, but a bitch may not even want to give you any conversation. Then you have a bitch that wants to fuck you, but she is not your first, second, hell may not even be your third choice. I want what I want. And I want it without wasting any unnecessary money or time. It kind of reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when George tells Jerry, “All the women I want, don’t want me AND the women that want me, I don’t want”. I’m George Constanza. Fuck that, I want the ho I want. And think about this too. What if you do get the good-looking chick to go out with you. As I mentioned earlier, I have wined, dined, and even took bitches on “shopping dates”. That bitch knows whether she going to give you the pussy or not. She knows within minutes. Now she can want to fuck you from the jump, and you say something to fuck it up; that can happen. But for the most part, when it comes to that hot box, these bitches already know if you going to get your dick wet. And for me, sex is like eating. Why would I let a bitch decide when and where I’m going to get one of life’s essential needs. You going to tell me when to breathe, sleep and eat? Nah, bitch. I’m eating today, tonight, and three more times tomorrow. -GARFIELD