Articles - 2021

I have always been fascinated by the history of strip clubs and their geographic distribution in North America. Over twelve years ago when I first came stumbled upon The Ultimate Strip Club List, I took note of the number of strip club listings on TUSCL and where they were located. This was back in October of 2008. Two months ago,…

JET STRIP- Current Tuscl members probably know of present Jet Strip location on 10624 Hawthorne Blvd, a bit east of LAX airport hotels. How many of you know of the original Jet Strip location on the corner of Imperial Hwy. and Aviation Blvd. not too far from the approach end of Runway 25L ? How many people traveling on 105…

So, I travel for a living and have had the opportunity to visit many clubs around the country over the last 20 years, and have to say that many of the best HM Clubs are right here in the good ol' Midwest. I guess you could say that I am a connoisseur of strip clubs with a strong focus on…

My bro and i went to a strip club for the first time.The place smelly as a bait shop and dark as haunted house. The bouncer asked me for my ID because I look like i am 16 but really 22. He gave us the rundown and I couldn't hear what he had to say, because the rap music was…

Covid and the quarantine that followed have, if nothing else, has given me time to reflect on why a strip club is worth my time. The negative aspects of this kind of club as opposed to conventional saloons might include costed parking, a cover charge, high drink prices, and even the dreaded restroom attendant. On the upside, however; girls. Friendly…

Covid has definitely changed my strip clubbing experience, but fortunately the differences as a customer have not been nearly as bad as what it has done to dancers. I typically only visit one club because I don’t go to clubs when I travel and the clubs in my area are pretty bad overall. The new rules have been more of…

Not really but they certainly don't hurt. Recently I talk to another user on here and the subject of dancer’s outfits came up. I already had the idea for this article, but now hearing from someone else who brought the subject up without prompting reaffirms to me that it’s worthwhile complete. I will say, these are my views…

The classic porn star Nina Hartley once told an interviewer that she gave her husband a blowjob every day. Every day. The interviewer expressed surprise. "Wasn't that a lot?" he asked, a blow job every day? "No, it only takes five minutes," she said. She explained a husband who needed more couldn't be her husband. That's stayed with me over the decades.…

Like most of you, my clubbing activities, which had slowed a bit anyway, came to a full stop when the COVID shut everything down. To start, I did all of my clubbing on the road. No travel means no strange pussy. And I am afraid that my contract consulting work may remain a mostly online thing for quite some time.…

so I was planning to review all clubs i visited after covid in Tampa but then I thought it would be just better to write 1 article with all the information. so here we go. clubs covered: Gold, Scarlett, Dejavu, Mons Venus, 2001Odyssey, OZ(clearwater). Topics covered: Crowd(patrons and girls), environment (mask and stuff), Dance prices (cos thats most important). Disclaimer: I am not a…

I fucked two different girls with two different dicks. Really. It happened. The same club. The same couch. The same price. Two girls. Both pretty. Both slim. One brunette. One blonde. And me. The brunette could have been a model. She's tall and beautiful. Yet the burdens of her short life seem to show on her face. Though the eyes, the nose,…

Achieve one of this hobby's great goals and you might find yourself in a classic trap. Get her to go GFE for you, to pull those panties aside and put you in, and you might find yourself with a girlfriend attitude to go with your girlfriend experience. It happens. It happens for sure. Might be nature. Could be cash. Anything is…

I relocated to Los Angeles for a job opportunity. Being relocated closer to Tijuana and not having visited in over a year I was anxious to scratch that itch. (Next week I am going to see a doctor about that itch…to see how I can increase it.) I had my first round of Covid vaccination and was a week away…

After finally making plans to travel to TJ, I drove straight down to the border From LA to San Diego around 4pm on Monday. Getting across to the Mexico line was super easy. Long as you go on the Mexican National Line. The BP didn't do any check. I just walk through without any issues. It only took me 5…

(No, not that kind. Though I was later than most, being a few months out of my teens.) No, I speak of the (presumed) record time between 1st going through the doors of a strip club and getting a lap dance. Along the way I’ll touch on my ‘origin story’, a bit of local SC history, and why I…

A man is getting chased in the woods by a tiger and he comes upon a whell so he dove into it. As he was ascending he noticed it was empty and had a poisonous snake at the bottom so he started clawing at the walls to stop his fall and discovered a small branch coming out to grap. Now hung…

The article may be a little colorless and it will feel incomplete . Give it a thought and add some more , if you feel like venting out like me in comments . When I was alone away from my family due to work Concerns, I always have an escape from lonesomeness and void l when I visit a men's club…

Real or not that is the question? Hell all straight men love boobs, tits, tata's, magic melons, fun bags, milk monsters, ect... As I get older I find I'm far more attracted to naturals than perfect bolt-ons. In the club you see them all. Clothed or even partial clothed young bodies with perfect form, big tits, young face, nice firm body, and…

I got pinged by someone asking for details on your options with a bargirl once you're in a club, so thought I'd write a short primer on what your options are after you get hit up for a dollar tip... Ficha Almost every girl you come into contact with will ask you for a drink, a.k.a. a ficha. This will happen either…

The first time I went to a nude strip club I was not sure what to expect. If I had known a little more and had a better idea what to spend and what questions to ask, I would have had a much better time. This is what I wish I had known when I saw the flyer that said…

For all my baby strippers out there, don't make the same mistakes that I did. 1. It is okay to take pole classes before you start dancing; I've heard so many people say that they are "not worth it" and that you should just show up and let people pay you to figure it out on stage. You DO NOT…

Back in early February, I made my way to one of my favorite SC destinations; South Florida. This not only includes Miami, but Miami Gardens, Hallandale Beach, Pompano, Doral, Tamarac and several other cities in South Florida. While Atlanta is might be the most known city in the U.S. for strip clubs (which I think that narrative is…

In my state - for almost a year during the pandemic - there was nowhere to find vice. Strip clubs were closed, AMPs were (supposedly) closed, even regular bars were closed. Websites exploded with talent looking for clientele, but I'm not one for meeting a random lady and taking my chances on a sting or a bad time. I like…

This was a place where blowjobs were ordinary and condoms were not. At the Ballpark, if you didn’t get oral, you just weren’t trying. Nearly every dancer would blow. Among the few who wouldn’t go to their knees, many would fuck you instead. Lap dances were for the others clubs. Handjobs were for chumps. And if you wanted to…

I had absolutely zero social skills growing up. None whatsoever. I was always friendly, and if you talked to me I would respond back, but otherwise I wouldn't say a word. In my family, there wasn't any conversations of how school went or anything thought provoking. I never knew that chit chat was a thing since one around me did…

No, I am not talking about putting the little ranger in MOPP IV. Two recent reviews of Miami area clubs specifically mentioned a ghetto night crowd or specific thug characters after dark. I can't remember any time that I felt particularly unsafe in or around a strip club. Part of that is that I'm pretty good at sensing the energy (not…

Violet Myers was born on February 24th, 1997 and is a half Mexican/half Turkish pornstar from Los Angeles, California. She posses dat fat ass with dose fat titties and quite frankly I'm addicted. There is just no hotter girl in America right now. I tried to line up an escort meeting with her and the agency told me "don't bother…

Actually Strip clubs in Japan is called Strip theater, rather than strip club. There are many other types of adult entertainment in Japan, however, today I will write about Strip theaters in Japan, especially in Tokyo. Not like clubs in United States, the theaters in Japan have quite expensive cover charge. Usually it is 5000 yen. (I heard that the price…

It started the night before. I had an excellent time with a 7 in Gold Palace. She said she had the next day off, so we arranged to have dinner and an extended session in my room that night. (She quoted the bar fines to take her out before her 4:00 am shift was over and they were outrageous.) Of…

Post-COVID Club Re-Openings: Encouraging Signs With the COVID-19-prompted, government-mandated closure of many restaurants and entertainment venues, combined with the collapse of business travel from March 2020 through Spring 2021, there was widespread concern that many strip clubs would not survive to re-open. As the pandemic winds down and travel picks up, I decided to do a simple survey of clubs in…

7up Factory. A strip club with girls that are 7's and up. Do I stick to the black and white definition of that? Not quite, I ain't gonna let the one 5 fuck up such a good phrase. Although I haven't been everywhere, I have been to a lot of strip clubs all over America the last few years so…

I take a taxi to the border, not knowing what to expect. No passport no passport card no fmm. Fuck it I’m going to try anyway. It’s like 9am when I get to customs agent. I tell her I have the Az travel ID (which is true). She says go over there into this room. Agent at desk : hey…

Some women squirt when they come. I state this fact in response to a comment I heard last week at a sex club. “She really squirted,” he said. “I thought that was only a porn thing.” It’s not. She was the best looking girl at the club, which in this case was more like saying she wasn’t the ugliest girl…

This was about 15 years ago. It was a hole-in--the -wall place with very few rules. There were thousands more men than women working in oil up there. Guys would come in just to grab 15 minutes in a "private lounge" for a quick blow job. I probably gave an average of 10 blow jobs a day up…

I wanted a look at Atlantic City after being away for almost 3 years - this article is simply intended to give an overview of the action for newbies to help decide whether to visit or not. I was there for a weekend and there was much action to cover. After the pandemic-related comeback, this summer the casinos themselves are…

As a young 17 year old boy I used to dream of those hot women in Easyrider, Swank, and Hustler, you know all the magazines, waiting till the day to be old enough I'd meet one for real! Not in my wildest dream did i ever imagine it would be like this. But, it did, and you're about to hear…

Some old time Los Angeles area residents associate "The Wild Goose" with 2 things. First being the name of one iconic actor John Wayne's yachts. For longtime Tuscl (and Z Bone) members, who could forget the Wild Goose topless club, a long time fixture just south of LAX Airport on Aviation Blvd. for over 4 decades. From the time it…

It Started with Sex Toys and Became a 2nd Job After a bad breakup in the summer of 2020 I started collecting sex toys. As the global pandemic persisted my surrounding environment, I no longer felt that I could trust a man to date, so I loved finding sex toys that I could charge and use at will. My first…

The beating heart of the biggest city in America. As a kid I always thought of it as a place where adults go to have fun. As an adult now, I do have fun there but I'm not too too sure strip clubs there are the first option that pops into mind for me. Reasons being, money. You need money.…

For the longest time, Mons Venus was known as a lap dance factory, with dances done in the open on 2 side wall couches. Particularly on weekend nights (and even to a certain extent on weekend nights), Mons was a cornucopia of hot babes circulating around the room in varying stages of undress. Some were naked save for shoes, some…

The longevity of sex cams is personality and personalization. Sex Live-cams have been the norm, I’m playing catch up and that’s….ok. Lol But why are cams still recognized as a means as adult entertainment? Because despite all that free online porn content, men (and women) are lonely and cam shows provides the fix. RESEARCH Go ahead and do a Google research on…

It's 530pm on a Wednesday and just reset my password to get back in here to Tuscl. With the original pandemic wave over, I'm eager to get back into my favorite clubs...but why? I've probably saved about $10k over the last 17 months or so staying out of clubs, either because they…

Like the discussion board thread, these are 80 things I wish I would have known (or at least internalized) before going to a strip club. On strippers in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. Dancers couldn’t be…

This was supposed to be a review of Mons Venus, Thee Dollhouse and 2001 Odyssey. But my work schedule has been hectic and now this review is going to be an article. With my visits to TB SCS was about 2 months ago, the details (especially the money spent) has become a little fuzzy. The details have…

As I prepare to head to Colombia for sightseeing (and of course mongering), I come to a realization, these American strip clubs are done in my eyes. My Follies is closed. Atlanta as a whole, SC scene is just dead. The City of Industry clubs (which use to have good mileage) are as empty as ever. Then…

This is funny. Here's a review that I wrote over 9 years ago and apparently forgot to post!! lol " It's funny how things have " come full circle " for me. This was the first club that I ever frequented until I found the now defunct Ricks and discovered that the dances to be had at Ricks were MUCH…

When I first started dancing, I worked at a low end gentlemen’s club in the suburbs. The boss had faced recent legal trouble, so she was strict- no giving up your phone number, no touching anything your bikini covered and absolutely no extras. They used to fire girls on the spot for every accidental brushing something during a lap dance.…

(Expanded from 80 to triple-ones, with some good new content) On strippers and clubbing in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. She might like you as a person, but she doesn’t love you. This is her way of paying the bills. You. Are. A. Customer. 3. Be a normal human fucking being to her.…

Sorry for the delay my fellow mongers. I've been back for a month and been working on this report about my trip to Colombia. I've been busy as hell with work and life,but it is finally complete. Your lasagna loving, fat cat is back in the good ole USA. I had a good time in Colombia but I love…

The rules and norms are different in every locale, but we've all experienced it... the bad lap dance. She didn't make eye contact. She seemed checked out. Maybe she was even chewing gum and thinking about taking care of that pile of laundry back home. Her actions were mechanical. The last thing on her mind was taking care of you…

My friends and I are from Buffalo, NY... and when we were 19 and it was my buddy's 19th birthday (he is a late baby in December), we decided to go to Canada, where the legal drinking age is 19. Nonetheless, we headed up there, and my other idiot friend had walking directions from the hotel we were going to stay…

I have been clubbing for decades and have figured out how to get the experience I am looking for. I hope this article will elp you more reliably find clubs that will give you the experiences you are looking for. There are basically 3 types of strip clubs: 1. Las Vegas style- these tend to be larger clubs with big, beautiful…

In a previous article, I lamented my lack of business travel during the pandemic, and hence my lack of clubbing opportunities. So perhaps like others, I have been watching more porn lately. And one of the types of porn I like is cum swapping. I think it is very sexy to see two (or more) hot girls passing a mouthful…

Below I'll give a quick ranking of the top 5 clubs in the Hoosier state that reflect the current situation of things the best I can. Clubs change a lot, and not every day is the same, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, "top" is a very loose word here considering there aren't many more than that…

It was a great ride for many years. At first, I didn't even live in Houston, but moved there about 12 years ago. Over the course of 30 years, I focused on paying (and sometimes REALLY paying) visits to 5 clubs -- Treasures, Centerfolds, the Trophy Club (closed now), St. James, and Splendor. When I first started…

Jup13 just did an article on his top five clubs in Indiana so I thought I would throw one in too. There is some overlap between his list and my list. 1. Brad's Brass Flamingo. The club in Indiana with the most reviews and the best run club in the state. Many of the strippers in other Indianapolis clubs try to…

Lessons Learned from an US Army Trip Gone Sideways Preparing to visit Warsaw, Poland for the first time this week, I of course did some checking on the local strip club scene. Among those early Google results was an April 26, 2021 article from Stars & Stripes newspaper titled “Booze, a strip club and a major gone missing: How a 101st…

The problem isn’t talking to dancers. It’s listening to them. Talking with people is a habit I can’t avoid. Jobs and life have put me in conversation with pretty much any type you can name: the elite intellectual and the unremarkable everyman, the rich and the poor, the beautiful and the hideous. Liar, saint, or psychopath, there aren’t many types I…

I have been going to TJ for about 10 years. I would have never found out about Hong Kong or Adelita and Zona North (North Zone – or the general area where prostitution is legal in Tijuana) if not for TUSCL. For me, the most stressful part of the trip can be entering Mexico and returning to the U.S., so…

I've seen it all. Drugs, Sex, Violence, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Urination, Hand Washing. All of it. Not too too well though, you can only see so much from the crack the bathroom stall door. You could say it was more of a vertical view than a horizontal one. But I was there for there some of the most undeniably sordid events…

Hello my fellow mongers. Sorry for this late review in regards to my trip to Europe in October, but Europe is expensive and I been a few other places since (i.e. Colombia, Miami, checked out some Atlanta SCs I hadn't been to in a while like Tattletales) so I've been working like crazy to get my MONEY back up.…

I went to my first strip club right before the pandemic, which was either a bad or a good thing depending on how you look at it. It was definitely a bummer being cut off from a newfound hobby, but at the same time perhaps good for me to slow my roll a bit. Over the past couple months as things…

So, I'm young guy Over 21 but not over 27. For some small backstory, I've had multiple consensual and nonconsensual sexual experiences when I was younger that I'm noticing is leading me on a path to seek constant lust. Before losing my virginity to a stripper I used to be a online camboy. I only lost it in the first place…

Long Island. Some guidos might refer to it as Strong Island. Some Italian hair dressers might refer to it as Lawn Guyland. And those of us who aren't mentally ill probably just say Long Island. Some stuff known for Billy Joel, Mariah Carey, Billy Crystal, Craig Biggio, Rodney Dangerfield, Teddy Roosevelt, Eddie Money, Dr. J, Jerry Seinfeld, Carl Yastrzemski, Jim…

Brooklyn. Crooklyn some say. First named Breukelen by the Dutch after a town in the Netherlands. Brooklyn Dodgers, Brooklyn Pizza, Brooklyn Nets, Brooklyn Cyclones, Brooklyn Bridge, Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest on Coney Island. Growing up I would go to my Uncle Mike's house in Gravesend so I have good memories here. We would go fishing and catch absolutely nothing.…

A good number of posts talk about “rules of strip clubbing.” In my view, these are, at best, general guidelines. Rules are made to be broken. My take on what seem to be the most commonly stated rules: 1. Never use the club ATM. Definitely a good general guideline. The fees charged by most club ATMs…