Muddy's Top 30 7up Factories
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30. Show Palace, Queens, NY- Easily the nicest club in the outer burroughs, this Long Island City spot is where they filmed Hustlers with J Lo and they definitely had some pretty girls want to work here after that and it shows. https://nypost.com/2019/09/21/why-women-…
29. Curves, Tucson, AZ- You drop off a cliff talent wise when you leave Curves when it comes to the Tucson area.
28. Rosewood Theater, Manhattan, NY- Over on the West side, no stage spot, but of a different vibe but good quality with the strippers who have no pole.
27. Synn, COI, CA- Come here any night and look at some of the lineups this place trots out. This is fucking extras club and girls that look like this work here? Many of them are available. Exhibit A of why LA area is tops in America. There extras clubs of model level quality and most everybody else has to work with crackwhore level quality. It is what it is
26. Vanity After Dark, San Francisco, CA-Top notch facility that can have some really hot women working if head in on a weekend night. Some of the prettiest women in the bay.
25. Delilah’s Philadelphia, PA- If it came down to Cheerleaders, Club Risqué Philadelphia and Delilahs I think I would have to give it to Delilah’s for tops in the city because I think it has a higher talent floor. Smaller lineups then the other two though.
24. Deans Gold, Miami, FL- No ugly girls in sight. Might be the nicest club in the Miami area and the girls match up.
23. Rick’s Cabaret, Manhattan, NY-This is usually my go to, when I’m in Manhattan for whatever reason. I’ve been day and night a few times. It’s a good talent spot in day but night is where it’s at if you want to see the top girls
22. The Palazio, Austin, TX- Definitely the Pepsi to the Yellow Rose's Coke but it's a top group none the less. Austin is a small town that really hits above it's weight when it comes to some strip club talent.
21. Gossip, Long Island, NY- Long Island doesn't really have a lot of upscale clubs. You wouldn't think that was the case but it's mostly just a lot of shitty bars doubling as strip clubs. This is the ONE high end strip on the island and it attracts hot girl talent like a moth to light. Fun Fact: I met some chick that was a model for a stripper in GTA 5 that's her https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/u…
20. Spearmint Rhino DTLA, Los Angleles, CA- Big jump in looks going from Skid Row to coming in here.
19. XXXV Club, Sayerville, NJ- I think some of the hottest dancers I've seen in Jersey work here. Also an extras club. Hands down the most underrated club on the TUSCL. Some people *HATE* this place and I understand being pissed off at some aspects but you gotta break through that wall to get to the good stuff, which would be some fine ass New Jersey strippers in some great VIP's.
18. Imperial Showgirls, Anaheim, CA- These next three are all top lineups in Orange County, California. If you don’t like baseball but still want to see some California Angels come here. Each one of them is gonna be better looking than Mike Trout that I guarantee. There are clubs out there in our great country where quite frankly I can’t make that same promise.
17. The Library, Anaheim, CA- See above
16. The Library, Westminster, CA- See above
15. St James, Houston, TX- Holy Toledo at some of these chicks up in here. In particular some of the prettiest black girls I've seen. Latinas, white girls, black girls a great group plus high mileage joint makes this my favorite spot in Houston.
14. Vixen, Davie, FL- You know I had to get a Miami area represent here again. There are so many hot dancers down there it's just alot of those clubs are filled with these OD plastic doll looking girls that ruin the overall group rating on some of these clubs. And I love Latinas too. But I felt there's less of that here and maybe a little more diversity in this incredible looking club in the middle of some random ass construction yard.
13. Bourbon Street Circus, Phoenix, AZ- This is the home of the hottest dancers in Phoenix, that is clear. The ambiance with that red LED light really adds to the girls hottness in my opinion. Weekend nights here is really something you got to check out when your Arizona.
12. Dream's El Paso, TX- I. Love. Mexican. Girls. I just don't think there is a better place in all of the southwest to find a bunch of hot young Mexican girls like here. Definitely the top dog in El Paso right now and for the last 10 years or so.
11. Yellow Rose, Austin, TX- It's been noted how Austin has really been the go to city for traveling strippers in the last few years and a lot of the good ones seem to end up here. I've been to clubs all over the Austin/San Antinio area and the top two talent wise would be here and the Palazio and I think the Yellow Rose would come out on top. Marquee club in Austin right now.
10. Le Rouge Lounge, Various spots in Manhattan, NY- A lap dance party thing that takes place in other clubs. I don't really get the concept either but girls are very excotic and from all over the world. They roll some great lineups.
9. Polekatz, Bridgeview, IL-Chicago suburbs, I love this spot and how many hotties that work here. With some great music too, it makes hanging with them alot more fun. Lap dance wise it's Chicago but the girls look good.
8. Thee Dollhouse, Tampa, FL- Another low mileage joint. But hot girls out the wazoo. In my opinion, Tampa is just not a booming super exciting city. It's kind of a slow paced suburb. But they got all these clubs chock full of hot women. Maybe it's something in the drinking water.
7. Gold Club, San Francisco, CA- I felt that dayshift here was stronger than night shift. Maybe to appeal to the suits working downtown during the day. (Also maybe because when the sun goes down, SF turns into some overrun by homeless post apocalyptic shit hole) But during the daytime, I saw some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. Double take women that you really could only find California.
6. Baby Dolls, Dallas, TX- Say what you want all the haters out there. It may not be the group of blonde white cowgirl types that you expect, more like bleach blonde, cubans who don't really know english and also want to rip you off, fair enough. But to say Baby Dolls is not loaded up with a bunch of hot girls rotating through like 10 stages is just wrong.
5. Scores, Tampa, FL- I worry that this ranking might be artificially inflated due to me being there during the weekend before the weekend of the Super Bowl but this club was about as big as a sardine can and packed to the gills with nothing but stunners. You really couldn't hire any fatties because they couldn't fit in the building to be quite honest. Of the three clubs in the area here on Dale Mabry, Mons, 2001 and here, I thought Scores blew them both out of the water.
4. 4Play, West Los Angeles, CA- Very uspcale and posh. I felt very underdressed walking into this spot with a T Shirt and Blue jeans personally. Girls very elegant here and probably universally considered the high end club in the greater LA area.
3. Houston Men's Club, Houston, TX- They don't just don't hire anything not gorgeous. Every girl was hot that I remember, cream of the crop for Houston just a High Price/Low Mileage joint.
2. Bare Elegance LAX/Hawthorne, CA- It was late on a Friday night. I was spent and exhausted after a long day of driving all over LA. Fuck it let me do one more club. Walk in to a parade of bare naked Victoria's Secret level beauties' marching around this club. They get paid more to work full nude. I would say this club is a must visit for any monger for the kind of stunning sight it is. Heaven is literally under a freeway.
1. Sapphire New York/New York, NY- Not to be confused with the other two Sapphires in Manhattan. This one is on the upper east side right by the 59th street bridge. To put it simply, it is the most gorgeous women packed into a tiny strip club as you will ever see on the face of the earth. A few factors might be coming into play. Upper East Side, historically nice, ritzy neighborhood. Safe club to work due to so many bouncers and staff. Big celebrity hang out https://nypost.com/2014/11/29/sunday-nig… and TUSCLer Nicespice mentioned on stripperweb they were saying girls get to work free the first month or so they start there. And it's head and shoulders the marquee strip club in NYC. All those factors come together to make this place ooze with talent. The level of the girls just sitting on the sidelines not making any money at the bar is stunning. Any one of them could go off and be a top earner anywhere else. Girls from all around the world here if your into the exotic thing.
Anyway that's my list as of now but I'm always looking to add to it. I would love to hear y'all lists out there. Thanks for reading. Cheers motherfuckers!
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I might add Flight Club, near the Detroit airport, to your list of clubs with outstanding talent.
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1) Dallas area- BDD stands out among many clubs as epitomizing a cornucopia like feeling- so many wall to wall beautiful babes. However, I'd put THE LODGE, and even MEN'S CLUB as being 2 Northwest Fwy. clubs with having dancers a notch above BDD. One of the most gorgeous dancers I ever saw was at The Lodge. It's been several years, BDD may very well have surpassed those 2 places, but they merit at least honorable mention.
2) Tampa- I think you have beer goggles if you think TDH and PHC dancers surpass Mons Venus or even 2001 on a good night. Neither of your 2 Tampa clubs had any dogs in them. Without straining, I could easily think of a half dozen or more Mons dancers who were better looking than the best dancer at TDH or PHC. For 2001, I could think of 3 or so on a night shift who surpassed the best of those 2 clubs.
Fyi, the top 5 most gorgeous dancers I've seen danced at The Lodge, Ricks- Houston, Bourbon Street Circus- Phoenix, and 4 Play L.A.
Some of these places were just shotgun visits and maybe I just caught them on a good night or I missed something for others. If you dig on some of these reviews, some won't echo my feelings so maybe I'm off base on some and it's not indicative of what the club is like. Who knows, but I thought it'd be fun to shit out a list. Tomorrow if made one might look a little different.
Places that could be on there, I gave it multiple visits but Tootsies just must be in a down period right now, I must've missed the hey day but from what Papi says it would probably be somewhere in that top 10, 4 or 5 years ago or so.
Places to look out for, Crazy Girls in Hollywood, I went in on a Wednesday night around 11. I walk in no music but all the dancers/staff are bickering like something out of a reality tv show. I asked one girl by the door is this is even open right now? She said told me come back tomorrow. But I was able to catch you got some of the hottest black girls working there I've seen, I thought it was mostly black girls anyway it looked like to me at least when I quickly went in. I went back the next night, a mob of people outside the door and a bunch of escalades out front, must've been some celebrities or something there but I was not going to fuck with all that bullshit. Another time I'll check it out properly maybe.
Cheetah's Hollywood, same thing packed out the wazzoo. I couldn't do it, but I have no doubt they got some hot women there.
And E11even down in Miami. I just haven't been yet but a club like that I'm sure it would make the list easily.
I like St. James, but i dont like that weird lumberjack outfit they have going on there