Smarter Choices, Better Strip Club Experiences

I have been clubbing for decades and have figured out how to get the experience I am looking for. I hope this article will elp you more reliably find clubs that will give you the experiences you are looking for. There are basically 3 types of strip clubs: 1. Las Vegas style- these tend to be larger clubs with big, beautiful signs outside of buildings that are designed to catch your eye. They often also have valet parking. Las Vegas style clubs typically give you: a. Stunningly beautiful dancers who will sit and talk with you as if they have known you forever b. top shelf drinks and often very good food c. big stages with great lighting to enhance the beauty of the dancers d. comfortable, clean seating, usually at a table Las Vegas style clubs typically do not: a. Allow any touching that you would not do in public b. Have dancers who give extras. If they do, they charge an extraordinary amount of money for them and will only do them in their "Champagne Courts." 2. Touch Me style clubs- these tend to be clubs that allow and encourage you to touch the dancers. These clubs come in all shapes and sizes, and you need to do some research before you go if that is what you are looking for. Touch Me style clubs typically give you: a. Nice looking dancers who are comfortable being touched. In your research, find out if touching is allowed on the floor, or if you need to do a private dance to be allowed to touch b. If they allow touching on the floor, the dancers typically do a healthy tip parade, often putting your hands where they want you to tip them. c. If they do not allow touching on the floor, usually reasonable prices for private dances Touch Me style clubs typically do not: a. Have stunning-looking dancers b. Have extras that include more than touching c. top shelf drinks or food that you should consider eating 3. All bets are off (ABAO)-style clubs- these clubs tend to be inconspicuous buildings with modest signage. You rarely stumble across these kind of clubs, and absolutely need to do your research to find them. ABAO-style clubs typically give you: a. Dancers who are not stunning, but often pretty and very comfortable with their bodies b. Smaller stages, which gives you better access to tip the dancers during their sets and gauge their comfort level with you. c. Extras at a cost you can afford with dancers who typically are comfortable with everything. Some ABAO clubs allow full extras right on the open floor, while others have semi-private to private spaces where you can enjoy whatever you and the dancer agree to do together. ABAO-style clubs typically do not: a. Have stunning-looking dancers. Although dancers at these clubs usually have amazing bodies of all shapes and sizes b. Have beautiful decor. They tend to be dark and dingy c. Great lighting. They are usually very dark, which can allow some extras on the floor without being too obvious These are just 3 types of clubs I see most often. I am sure there are countless additional types that don't fit into any of these categories. TUSCL is a good source for research to find out if a club you are interested in is the type of club you want. Read the reviews and comments. But please, please be discreet once you start asking about clubs that allow extras. The best way to deal with that is to send a private message to the person who wrote the review or made the comment. Using dancer names or getting too specific about extras in the review itself should be avoided. I made that mistake when I first joined TUSCL and now try to be more appropriate in my reviews and comments. And as always, YMMV