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Real or Not Too Real

Locutusbrg
Resistance is futile
Real or not that is the question?
Hell all straight men love boobs, tits, tata's, magic melons, fun bags, milk monsters, ect...
As I get older I find I'm far more attracted to naturals than perfect bolt-ons. In the club you see them all.
Clothed or even partial clothed young bodies with perfect form, big tits, young face, nice firm body, and a nice ass. Seems an obvious choice. They are superior, at least when partially covered. Especially at drawing men to look at them.
Covered also hides the normal variation that natural howitzers provide.
Typically, I see natural top heavy girls d+ or bigger tend to have more body fat overall. Sure there are outliers like porn star Christy Canyon when she was young. Perfect body nice gigantic melons.
The strip club reality is most trim fit girls need help to have big toys up front.
Many girls that carry extra weight have bigger chest torpedoes.
Also, God given jubblies have other small physical defects that is part of being human. Less than perfect symmetry, slight sag. Nippopotumus not dow-corning manufactured perfection.
Now I am not usually a big areola alps guy. Meaning-I tend to chase a flat belly and nice ass over the great tetons.
So... you'd think that the fit girls with fake bra stuffers would be the ultimate for me.
Yet, when the bra hits the floor it's the fit girl with the small sized natural blouse clowns, or the slightly thick girl's with the natural d cup sugarplums, that make me grab my wallet.
It's not about feel because in the VIP I don't seem to care so much. Just as much fun motorboatING either way.
Something about a girl with just natural bazoombas, be they a little flat or asymmetric or otherwise imperfect, revs my motor.
Everyone occasionally likes to go big and when they are huge and natural they are spectacular.
Giant and fake are meh!
Yes big sweater meats stand out and the girls all see the attention. A super ass is just as attention grabbing, the girls don't see the falling male jaws as well, because they're already past you.
Has porn ruined me. Are sculpted chests just so ubiquitous that they are now blasé?
Or is it my age?
Fakies were rare when I was young, to much scarring and concerns over implants, I saw very few fake biological thermometer mounts when I was in my 20s.
So what do you think?
Am I the only PL who loves medium sized naturals, on a less than perfect body, over perfect frame bolt ons?
Of course I am a PL I'll stick a dollar in just about any g-string if she smiles at me.
But if you give me a choice.... imperfect natural cowajungas wins over "perfect" highbeams any time.
Discuss among yourselves.

4 comments

  • herbtcat
    3 years ago
    First, I believe you win 1st prize for the most (useless) citation of euphemisms for tits. Congrats on your obsession with all-things boobies.

    Next, to answer what I think was your actual (and only) question: No, you are not the only PL who loves medium sized naturals.
  • gSteph
    3 years ago
    Very nearly all boobs are awesome.
    Firm, perky medium size naturals are AWESOME.
  • Zeus13
    3 years ago
    I agree. I've always been a fan of naturals in all shapes and sizes. However, sometimes I see natural boobs that appear to be squashed and I don't know why. Age, bad surgery, breast feeding? Any ideas?
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    Enjoyed the write-up – you captured the titty-dilemma from the various multiple-angles.

    As I describe in my TUSCL-bio; I’m into voluptuous women – any sexual-body-part of a woman the bigger it is the more I’m turned-on buy it and going from head-to-toe that includes:

    + love big full lips
    + a large (long and or wide but especially long) tongue is a huge turn-on for me
    + big *natural* tits are a huge turn-on as well as huge dark areolas and big (long and/or fat) nipples
    + love big meaty pussies and big meaty pussy-lips
    + love meaty wide hips (love the hourglass figure)
    + love thick meaty thighs
    + love thick (not fat) calves

    With some exceptions, for me the bigger these sexual-parts are the more turned-on I get; assuming she’s not sloppy but still shapely.

    I DO NOT like fake-tits – big or small – as the OP mentioned, they often do look enticing in a sexy bra/top but when bare and playing with them they are meh at best for me – for me enhanced-tits feel like fake-advertising; not that much different than a woman stuffing her bra.

    Unfortunately it seems finding big natural boobs in strip-clubs these days is often like finding a black Russian – I think in started in the 80s with all the craze about being as thin as possible and as fit as possible where a little fat/softness was seen as some kinda sin – as the OP mentioned, it seems today society wants to have their titty-cake and eat it too; i.e. they want thin/little-fat women but yet want them to have curves (not saying that is what everybody wants but this seems to be an M.O. in many clubs).

    Fortunately for me I’m into black-women and in the black-community the thin/fit craze does not seem to be much of a thing and if anything being voluptuous is usually desired and admired but even in the black-clubs I hit I’ve seen a decline of thick-dancers in recent years.
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