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Garfield84

ATL

As I prepare to head to Colombia for sightseeing (and of course mongering), I come to a realization, these American strip clubs are done in my eyes.

My Follies is closed. Atlanta as a whole, SC scene is just dead. The City of Industry clubs (which use to have good mileage) are as empty as ever. Then there are Miami strip clubs. There okay, but those girls want to break your bank account with a very unrewarding experience ($500+ and no GFE).

I'm not saying I don't hit up strip clubs anymore as it still an escape from the rigors of work life. But I have drastically cut back. When I go, I spend very little as the value just simply SUCKS. I also keep my visits to the daytime when there is NO COVER.

My top 5 in Atlanta right now

1) Pin Ups-$5 dances, above average girls at night (weekend), moderate mileage, but $25 cover at night on weekends

2) Blaze - $5 dances, some Xtras, decent day time shift, free parking in the day, won't break the bank account

3) Platinum- the closet thing to Follies, moderate to high mileage, not sure for Xtras, but cover all day long, goes up at night, limited parking.

4) Pony - When I thought Brookhaven had them down for the count, it's dayshift is making a comeback. Very lovely,diverse girls in the daytime (black, white, hispanic and OTHERS), YMMV. Not sure how they call it at night

5) hmmm hell, I don't think I have a 5th club, maybe CLUB WAX $5 dances, Xtras for now, but with it now being in city of South Fulton city limits, they already making restrictions (club closes at 2am now and who knows what restrictions are a coming)


The rest of the ATL SC Scene is just abysmal. Diamond sucks. I haven't been there in months. Vivide. Ugh. I just shudder.

Allure and Magic City are just MAKE IT RAIN clubs. No bueno.

Then there is Oasis and the city of Doraville situation. Oasis is gonna have to shut down. It is constantly getting raided (yet people still come back and the parking lot looks like a car dealership) and getting fined. It's a wrap for them. Those doors will close for the final time soon.

At this point, I'm like WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT to visit and spend all my money in these EVER decreasing, ATL SC clubs (or any SC club in the U.S.). These American CHICKS want a WHOLE bunch for VERY LITTLE. They getting on Camsoda, Onlyfans and they getting PAID BooKoo of money from super thirsty ass dudes who can't lay a FINGER on them.

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

They are NOT getting my hard earned money just to see you play with yourself on a Cam or view your CONTENT.

So. Your fat, lasagna eating cat has been going to regular clubs around town (paying minimum to no cover) on weekend NIGHTS (i.e. Tongue and Groove, Buckhead Bars, Boogalou, Blue Martini, Habitat)and trying these regular hoez. Sometimes they bite and come off some ass, sometimes they don't. Don't bother me at all if they don't. LIke a wise person told me when I was in middle school. "YOU CAN'T GET YOUR DICK SUCKED being shy".

And I'm NOT coming off a ton of bread, "wining and dining" a regular ho with the 'hopes" she gives me some. I have a monetary threshold with each chick that I will cut my losses. It just depends on how fine she is and how bad I want relations with her. Once I come to that specific threshold of money spent, I cut that chick off. I might as well trick off and get what I need DIRECTLY. Dating is nothing but INDIRECT prostitution. Sometimes indirect tricking comes out cheaper than direct and sometimes its not. It's the gamble you take.

With the money I save by not wasting on a chick that gets me nowhere, I'm saving for airfare to a Tijuana, Bogota and cities that have ultra mileage clubs and adult facilites that destroy the U.S. SC value. If you saved a lot, then maybe you can go to German or Thailand. While the airfare will set you back a bit (or it may not be feasible to go to a Thailand), you definitely will get your money worth in these foreign lands.

As ya'll can tell, TJ (Tijuana) has been my new Follies. It's an absolute drug. If you plan carefully, you can keep your trip under 500 (read my reviews). And you get a HELL out of it then a trip to these local SC joints that are becoming ever more costly with little gratification.

So that's my rant for tonight. MY PM (private message box) will be open all weekend, so if you wnat live updates on Colombia (I'll be in Bogota, then heading to Medellin), then hit me up. There are some clubs that haven't been reviewed in a LONG, LONG time (i.e Troya, Paises, La Isla, Fas).

You can thank me later. Have a good night. Gotta make some mongering money in the morning.

Garfield out.

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jacej

Not an Article. Should be posted on Discussion Board Incoherent

DickyDoo2

minnow

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herbtcat

Not sure Columbia is a good idea right now, given the pandemic + political instability there... But it's your wallet ad your dick. Look forward to your field reports.

Shortie44