Articles - May, 2021

For all my baby strippers out there, don't make the same mistakes that I did. 1. It is okay to take pole classes before you start dancing; I've heard so many people say that they are "not worth it" and that you should just show up and let people pay you to figure it out on stage. You DO NOT…

Back in early February, I made my way to one of my favorite SC destinations; South Florida. This not only includes Miami, but Miami Gardens, Hallandale Beach, Pompano, Doral, Tamarac and several other cities in South Florida. While Atlanta is might be the most known city in the U.S. for strip clubs (which I think that narrative is…

In my state - for almost a year during the pandemic - there was nowhere to find vice. Strip clubs were closed, AMPs were (supposedly) closed, even regular bars were closed. Websites exploded with talent looking for clientele, but I'm not one for meeting a random lady and taking my chances on a sting or a bad time. I like…

This was a place where blowjobs were ordinary and condoms were not. At the Ballpark, if you didn’t get oral, you just weren’t trying. Nearly every dancer would blow. Among the few who wouldn’t go to their knees, many would fuck you instead. Lap dances were for the others clubs. Handjobs were for chumps. And if you wanted to…