Garfield in Europe - Late posts (Start here b4 reading reviews)
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I wanted to prepare this little INTRO article for you guys regarding the London, Paris and Amsterdam SC and overall sex scene of these popular European destinations.
I’m not sure what is the perception of Garfield in this public SC forum is but I’m more than stripper and ho mongering. I don’t just travel the world for adult entertainment but I’m a connoisseur of history, art, fine dining and fitness. And Europe is chop full of these things. Some of the oldest landmarks and structures are in Europe. I love seeing these historic landmarks. So when it was announced that MY Atlanta Falcons would be playing a home game in London, I had to go see my birds overseas (even though they are not that good right now). And what an experience it was. Not only did I get to see all over London and take the TFL all over, I took the Eurostar to Paris and the Thalys to Amsterdam. In all, I spent 9 days in Europe. A very costly trip as the British Pound is about $1.37 per pound and in Paris and the Netherlands it’s about $1.18 per Euro. This adds up when you’re talking about hotel stays, food and more.
So when I wasn’t indulging in European culture, I had to check out the strip clubs and European sex scene. Let’s get one thing straight, the European sex scene AIN’T Latin America, that’s for damn sure. But it’s somewhat existent. So let’s start form the top
The strip clubs in London are very low mileage and kind of quirky. I knew this going in as LONDONGUY had warned me beforehand so I knew what to expect. The two SCs I reviewed (see Platinum Lace and Browns reviews) were very different in how they operated. But in either case, you couldn’t touch the girls at either place. Platinum Lace definitely had better looking girls than Browns.
The Paris strip clubs exist near the Moulin Rouge theatre in Montemarte district of Paris. The Moulin Rouge show was great (expensive AF, “as fuck” for you older white audience) but a damn great show. My lady friend and I thoroughly enjoyed the show and the bottle of champagne that came with it. I definitely would recommend it as a “must see” if you ever visit Paris. After the show, I decided to walk around the Montemarte district as its one sleazy strip club after the other. However, the guys outside were so press so to get me to come in, it was a GIANT red flag for me not to enter. I also have heard these places were rip-offs and scams. There was one place of interest to me in the area. There was this swinger’s club called Le Mask nearby. As much as I love strippers, I do get a kick out of seeing live between regular people or pros. Myself and my lady friend took a G7 (French Cab) to Le Mask. The place was nice and it had a strict dress code which was nice. Nice in the sense it would keep the female to male ratio favorable and discourage sausage fests. My lady friend and I were both dressed to the T as we just left the Moulin Rouge theatre. However, it was barely anyone in Le Mask when we entered. I was kind of taken back as it was a Thursday night, so I anticipated it to be better than that. Le mask is a very upscale place and it might have some potential maybe on a Friday or Saturday Night. While the sex scene was kind of dead for a Thursday Night, a lot of college age kids were out drinking in nearby areas. The bar scene is not my scene so I decided to head over to Champs de Elysee Avenue to this club call L’arc. It was some beautiful girls going inside but you had to be on some list prior to get in. So I didn’t get into L’arc nor any regular club for that matter in Paris, so I can’t comment on the regular club scene too much.
Even you’re into shopping (especially designer shit), then Paris fame Avenue Des Chanps Elysees has all the shopping you could want. Espeically if you’re going with a special lady friend or maybe an ATF that you’re really cool with. Hell I don’t know. Myself I’m not a big shopper or big buyer of overpriced designer shit, so I wasn’t too excited about all that.
The one thing I did enjoy in Paris (well, somewhat) was this erotic theatre. The theatre Chochotte (see review). This was an erotic theatre where either two lesbians would makeout and culminate into grinding each other coochies together or full on cunnilingus. They would sometimes interact with the 99% male crowd. See my full review in the review section.
Amsterdam was the main event. Well, when it came to sexual things. When you get off the train at Amsterdam Centraal, you’re already in the Red Light District (De Wallen-the good one). Amsterdam is a very unique place. As we all know, it is a very liberal city with their motto is “if it makes you happy, do it”. This motto includes pussy and drugs. I don’t do drugs so let’s get to the pussy. There is only real one strip club in the RLD and it is called Bannenbar. I didn’t go inside here so I can’t review it. But it’s literally the only club that is not a brothel in the RLD. I really enjoyed the sex shows, one which is much better (casa Rosso) than the other (Moulin Rouge), but check out my review to get the full review of these sex shows.
What I can review is the girls in the window. This is the meat and potatoes of the introduction. The Red Light District has been legally open since 2000 with these bitches in the window. To my understanding, it use to be bigger. There are two sets of windows. There a smaller red light window area by the club Bitterzoet. The De Wallen windows are the best. Some of the girls are really attractive. Most of the girls go for 100 Euros and the in demand popular ones maybe 200 Euros. You do need to be careful as some of the girls are “transgender” (did I use the right terminology, I want to be PC here). There are indicated by the BLUE LIGHT in the window.
As far as the real girls go, there are some really hot Euro bitches here. There was this red head girl from Czech Republic who was drop dead gorgeous. Needless to say her coochie never got a break the Friday or Saturday I was there. When I did get a chance to talk to her on Saturday Night, she told me 200 Euros. I inquired about what does that get (i.e. GFE, FK,F/S, BBBJ), she told me she doesn’t kiss at all. But she was so fine, I didn’t care. I went to the ATM as they have them set up all throughout the RLD but about the time I came back, she was gone serving another trick. I was kind of disappointed.
Earlier that night, I had my one and only encounter with a RLD chick. There was this Bulgarian chick in the window that was brunette, petite with huge boobs. When I saw her from the street, and after a day and a half of walking around trying to assess which one of these broads I wanted, I settled on her. It’s kind of uneasy going up the staircase or to the window to ask a chick about sex with tons of people out there watching. I like to do my P4P in private. It’s true what they say, the RLD has become very touristy. So I waited a little bit for her crowd to go down before I took the stroll of shame up the stairs. Our eyes connected while in the window and I motioned her to the door. She walked over and opened it and we quickly negotiated a price. $100 Euros for head, $150 for covered F/S. I told her I only was interested in some dome but if it was good enough, I might want that kitty later. She agreed.
The Amsterdam window experience is not the best one. Everything is so transactional. First off, she was mildly warm as she took me into her whore room. I wanted to use the bathroom but she wouldn’t allow me to do so. I had my own gold magnums which I just bought from the train station vending machine but she only trusted her own (which is stupid, because they barely fit). So she put the condom on with her mouth and began give me some average head. She moaned a little and talked dirty a bit so that help me get a hard on. I wanted to kiss her big fake injected lips, but that was an extra $100. I declined as it wasn’t that serious. Her boob job was amazing, I wanted to suck on those big ass tits. Nope, “you want to suck my tits” that’s another $100. I just had to suck this perfect, man-made tits. So I hop over to my jeans that were in the floor with my dick curved hard to the left at full attention and pulled out another $100 Euros. She agreed to let me suck her tits and fuck. Still not kissing those big, old soft pillow lips, but that’s okay. She put on a decent show. BS moaning, telling me to fuck the shit out of her with that big black anaconda while pushing me back at the same time. Fake ass shit. Girl wasn’t even getting wet. But I appreciated the effort and I got my nut.
Despite the transactional experience you get with the girls in the window. The RLD of Amsterdam is interesting. It’s not my all-time favorite like Tijuana. But it does increase my interest more into visiting the various FKK spas in Germany and those Euro bitches. I probably won’t go there until summer 2022 as I want to visit Zurich and Prague as well to get on some non-p4p females.
One thing before I go and let you guys read my reviews for the various Europe sex related site I visited, here is a list of my favorite thing in each city I visited
-London – TFL aka Transport for London system
-Paris – Moulin Rouge dinner show (but if you have a female that loves shopping, you can’t beat Champ de Elysee and all their designer stores and malls)
-Amsterdam – the Food. I never had Indian and Indonesian food. Oh my damn. It’s a part of my diet now. There is this place called Kama Sutra in the RLD and it was one of my favorite restaurants the whole time there.
Enjoy the reviews and as always, my PM is always open.
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I'm still looking forward to a "brotha's" review of the FKK clubs. From the reviews I've read it seems they don't upcharge for every little thing like that Amsterdam chick did. Since I know we Brothas appreciate the thicker, well endowed chicks I'd be sold if I heard that the selection of women at the FKKs included a healthy number of our type. You'll probably make it to an FKK before I do so I'll be waiting for that review.
How come you didn't venture over to a German FKK? Are they sill closed b/c of Covid? Or were they too-far w.r.t. your itinerary?