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Chair Preference

Do you have a preference between regular chairs and bar/high chairs? If so, why? The bar chairs for me allow for better grinding, but regular chairs allow for sitting in the lap and for more breast action.…

Bare Elegance

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Cove is a very dingy...

The Cove is a very dingy very corner bar right off of 95 in Port Richmond. It's not the dirtiest bar I have ever been to. But, it's not a contest, and this one is…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Pretty disappointing to say the least....

Pretty disappointing to say the least. Hubby and I have been there several times over the last 2 years, and this visit was a waste of time and money. The Good- *Liked the new layout-…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in this area of...

I was in this area of town and decided to kill some time. Truth be told, this place is an oasis in the middle of empty shopping centers and a Home Depot. The…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went in on a Saturday...

I went in on a Saturday evening. I had been given a card for a free entry earlier in the evening, but didn't need to use it. I was greeted at the door…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Came here hoping to see HT...

Came here hoping to see HT dancers, but didn't see any. This club is definitely not a good replacement, so probably wont come back. The DJ announces specials often and plays good music.…

Pussycat's

Las Vegas, Nevada

The sign outside says "100s Of...

The sign outside says "100s Of Girls," so that of course translates to four. This is the strangest looking strip club in North America (parts of South America too). The stage is a 2 foot…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Little Darlings was the first club...

Little Darlings was the first club I visited regularly in San Diego beginning a few years ago. Things have changed, and none for the better. The company-wide new Deja Vu rule that requires patrons to…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

From the outside the club doesn't...

From the outside the club doesn't look promising; paid $10 and got a ticket for a soft drink (they don't serve alcohol). Inside, there's 3 small stages. The first few dancers were on the heavy…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

This is not my kind of...

This is not my kind of place. The hands off, pricy lap dances just don't do it for me. Call me spoiled, but for the same price as three silly lap dances in this place…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

I haven't been here since the...

I haven't been here since the days thisplace was called Fantasy Nude. It was a hole in the wall back then, but I heard they had new management, so I figured I'd give it another…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

As a girl, this was my...

As a girl, this was my first strip club I'd ever visited, so I was fairly nervous along the way (my two male friends talked me into going). Once I got inside though, I immediately…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Vixens is over 7,000 square feet...

Vixens is over 7,000 square feet with three stages, two bars, and beautiful dancers. I went on a Saturday night. Cover charge was $10. Lap dances at your table are $10, and…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

In Denver for two nights and...

In Denver for two nights and decided I would go to PHC since I had been there previously and there is a Brazilian hottie guaranteed to leave you happy. Arrived after midnight. Been…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This was my third time to...

This was my third time to Crazy Horse. I went with the intention of enjoying the $1 mini-laps for awhile (even those are very hot) and then trying out a few $20 dances.…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! ...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! I saw this club on the top 10 list and couldn't believe it! I had to check it out to see how anyone could think this place…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I was back here recently for...

I was back here recently for lunch on a Monday to see my favorite lady as I described in another post a little ways down. Anyway, she was there, like she always is on…

Jolar Adult Stop

San Diego, California

Visited on a Wednesday shortly after...

Visited on a Wednesday shortly after noon. Had been here once before.almost 1 year ago since I am from out of town. Paid my $ to get in and saw that they had 4 names…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Unlike what the previous reviewer said,...

Unlike what the previous reviewer said, I don't think you can get a better deal than this place anywhere. I don't take stock in any review where the poster did not even bother…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

$5 cover to get into this...

$5 cover to get into this place on a Sunday night. I was one of four customers when I got there--more came in as the night went on. The three girls working (Gabriel, Passion and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went to Baby Dolls for the...

Went to Baby Dolls for the first time last night (Sat night) with one of my subordinates. Place is pretty big. Has an upstairs and downstairs. Interesting difference in dynamic from any club I've ever…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Jiggles is a PDX institution. Been...

Jiggles is a PDX institution. Been around forever as a 18+ club and is kind of a right of passage for teenagers to go for their first strip club experience. But they show up at…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I was incredibly surprised by how...

I was incredibly surprised by how good this club is. Club layout is decent, drink prices are not terrible, quality of dancers varies. But, a couple things really make this club stand out.…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

This is part of my Lexington...

This is part of my Lexington "3 Clubs in One Night" Review. Well, first off, it started out good, but then turned into the twilight zone. The good: The management and staff…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

The strength of this place is...

The strength of this place is always in the variety of girls, not the individual quality. Typical weeknights are kind of slow and seem to have a higher percentage of latinas working. However, if you…

A Hunt Club

Fort Collins, Colorado

Went in returning from a business...

Went in returning from a business trip to see what was going on St. Patrick's Day. Was really supprised how quiet the club was. Was hoping to see a couple of hot college woman…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This is another review as part...

This is another review as part of my Lexington "3 Clubs in One Night" Review. Okay, did this one after Platinum Plus. This is where you will find your seasoned down to earth…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

This is another review as part...

This is another review as part of my Lexington "3 Clubs in One Night" Review - the final place of my journey in the city of Strip Clubs (seemed that way to me). Okay…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Hadn't been here in awhile and...

Hadn't been here in awhile and decided to stop by...some new talent was there and it was hit or miss. There was one tall brunette who was pretty skinny, but she was impressive.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I was in phoenix for a...

I was in phoenix for a night, and decided to hit the clubs. I remember seeing bourbon street in the top ten at one time, although it is no longer there it's probably your best…

Puss and Boots

Chattanooga, Tennessee

It had been a long time...

It had been a long time since I've been in this place it has been such a pit in the past. The bar itself is still a pit. $12 to get in includes one drink.…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Out of curiosity, I wanted to...

Out of curiosity, I wanted to make a visit to see how the new anti-nudity ordiance has affected this club. The dancers now have to keep their bottoms on. It doesn't seem to…

Wild Orchid Cabaret

Bossier City, Louisiana

Finally made it back to the...

Finally made it back to the Orchid and had a good time. Had dances from three girls this night, the first two were so so. My last set of dances were with Lola,…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I pass by this relatively new...

I pass by this relatively new club on a regular basis. It’s on Dean Martin just south of Russell. It’s a big white and pink building impossible to miss when driving by on Interstate 15…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to Desire with a few...

Went to Desire with a few friends this past Friday. It was crowded, dancers and customers, but we were able to post up at a table right in front of the main stage.…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

This club is located outside of...

This club is located outside of the Kalamazoo city limits in almost rural area. Hard to find if you're not from the area, but with GPS technology, maybe it doesn't matter. There is ample parking.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

This is a nice enough club...

This is a nice enough club with a decent mix of reasonably attractive girls. Not your hot "gentlemen's club", but unpretentious and can be lots of fun. On a recent Wednesday evening there…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went to Synn on a Wednesday...

Went to Synn on a Wednesday afternoon and had a decent time. The club is dark and my eyes needed some time to adjust from the bright light outside. It was decent sized…

Big Earl's Goldmine

Des Moines, Iowa

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon....

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. There were 4 ladies working, which is a couple more than usually there on a particular afternoon. Had an outstanding time. Had a private dance from a couple different…

Bar 1650

Home Gardens, California

What a dive. My glass of...

What a dive. My glass of coke had a better attitude that a couple of the dancers. The biker gang and the illegals were fighting over who knows what? The server I had was awesome. None…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Decided to visit this...

Decided to visit this club based on other reviews. The interior of the club is probably nicer than most in MB. It was pretty crowded, tough to find a seat. I tipped a…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

I went here on a wimp...

I went here on a wimp with a group of 7 friends, most of them international. The place is very small and it was already quite full, but we didn’t really have much problem…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

though I rarely visit the club...

though I rarely visit the club on the night-shift, my day schedule has not allowed me to go for a few weeks. I've had many an enjoyable experience in VIP in the past, and as some…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Have not been here for a...

Have not been here for a while so stopped by for a quick beer and to see some dancers. Nothing much changed since last visit, typical NJ bikini bar. The girls are average, couple of…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Probably a generaous rating because it...

Probably a generaous rating because it is only a juice bar. Our group had already had dinner and drinks so we probably didn't need anymore alcohol anyways. The layout is big and can accomadate a…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

I stopped in at around 4:00...

I stopped in at around 4:00 in the afternoon. There was about 3 dancers on the shift and only one other customer. The bar is clean and pretty bright for a strip club. When I…

Diamonds

West Chicago, Illinois

OK, went to this place for...

OK, went to this place for the fist time last night, here are my thoughts. The Good: The girls were quite good looking, with a couple exceptions, and the full nude dances were quite good. Also,…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

Was bored and semi drunk this...

Was bored and semi drunk this past Saturday, so I decided to drive out to Trop 56 to see what was up. Got there around 9:30pm, and Jade was packing up to leave.…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

I visited Babes on a Friday,...

I visited Babes on a Friday, 3/19. I wanted to go to Scarlett's, but I couldn't find a parking space. Babes' cover was $5 and I got a ticket for a free draft…

Atlas Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

I was very disappointed. 200...

I was very disappointed. 200 Kroner (just over £7 or $11.50) entrance which included one free drink. We went in first about 7 but it was quite dead. One unattractive girl occasionally…

Darling Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

We tried this place after a...

We tried this place after a disappointing trip to Atlas across the road. We were given a pretty good tour by the door man. As he claimed, it did seem rather better.…

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, Michigan

I've been here on several occasions....

I've been here on several occasions. The club itself looks great. The main stage has two 40 feet poles. There are two mini-stage poles longside the club and a medium stage almost center the club…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Took a little side trip from...

Took a little side trip from business in Buffalo to redistribute some winnings from the US casino. Told the customs agent what I was going to/coming from and the trip across was easy (apparently they…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

This place is pretty chill and...

This place is pretty chill and the atmosphere is really cool. It has a neighborhood bar feel to it. Drink prices are about what you would expect at a bar downtown DSM.…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

I was expecting so much more...

I was expecting so much more from a full page centerfold ad in a trade magazine that I picked up at antoher club. Using GPS got me straight there no problems but parking lot was…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I like the vibe of this...

I like the vibe of this place..clean and not noisy with room for patrons in back with tables and sofas and big stage, always room, never super crowded even when it's at it's busiest.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club 2 weeks in a row on Saturday Late nite!! Last weeks the club was packed because of SEC tournament so you already know there was more than enough ladies…

Moments Gentlemen's Club

Pasadena, Texas

what a piece of crap club!!...

what a piece of crap club!! they have a dress code!! what kind of dumbass club has a dress code!! they were like" u gotta tuck in your shirt", and i was like" what dumbass…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Had a good time. No cover...

Had a good time. No cover during the day and no nosy bouncer so got to have more fun than usual. Very nice girls and very good prices. Not pushy at all They didnt push me…

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Q: Chicken or the Egg

This happened on a Sunday early afternoon, which is a slow time of the week here at most local clubs. there are 4 or 5 customers all at the bar, none at the rail or tables around the floor. I…

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Get a lapper from the new Wonder Woman?

I dunno. The sex appeal is there, but I fear being knocked upside the head by one of her wrist bracelets and then tied up with the rope. Then she could slip my wallet into one…

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Celebrity Nude Pics Easy For Hackers To Obtain

Vanessa Hudgens is still reeling from the release of more nude photos earlier this week — but they weren't leaked to the media from a jilted ex-boyfriend. Hudgens, along with 50 other female celebs, was hacked by a group…

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Quebec Revels In Its ‘Open' Sexual Culture

ST-HYACINTHE, QUE.—When out-of-towners ask a local in St-Hyacinthe where to go for a drink, or just to unwind, it's not uncommon they will be steered to a bar called Le Zipper. That sounds pretty standard. It is one of the more…

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Arson Suspected In Back-to-back Strip Club Fires

San Antonio Fire Department arson investigators are looking at what they term suspicious fires at two North Side strip clubs in as many days. Investigators are comparing the similarities of the fires, which appear to have been set or spread with…

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Dearborn Strip Club Files Lawsuit Against Police Department, Two Rival Strip Clu

DEARBORN, Mich. (WXYZ) - The Pantheion Club in Dearborn filed a $25 million lawsuit Friday against the Dearborn Police Department and two rival clubs. The lawsuit claims that the owners of The Landing Strip in Romulus and Subi's Place in Southgate…

Peaches Show Bar

South Bend, Indiana

So i went to peaches this...

So i went to peaches this night and it was ok not many dancers on shift only 4 and they were all pretty pushy. I wasnt to upset some of them were great dancers though.…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

I had fun here, once. ...

I had fun here, once. Not in a long time, though. The women here were always not very attractive, but now they are really bad, ranging in quality from 2-5, maybe one was…

Wild Horse Saloon

Louisville, Kentucky

The only all-black club in Louisville...

The only all-black club in Louisville since Phat's closed. Visited on Saturday night, there were about 8 dancers working, and a cute bartender, who indicated that she would give a dance too, if need…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

It was time for another trip...

It was time for another trip to columbia for a convention. I spent about 3 hours in the club early Friday evening, then came back around 11 for another hour or so. Apparently the girls…

Escapades

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Went into the club, and was...

Went into the club, and was the only guy there. Got surrounded by 2 girls that tried to get me to pay into the tip jar. Once I unloaded a dollar into that, another girl…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

i went in by myself i...

i went in by myself i hadn't been in a long awhile and i kinda wanted to check it out.. i recognized a few of the girls from a year ago and the rest were…

Trapeze Club

Atlanta, Georgia

As previous reviewers mentioned this is...

As previous reviewers mentioned this is not a strip club, a swingers club but patrons do get strip naked while on dance floor or at the back rooms. I had a date and I decided to…

Shangri-la

Lake Station, Indiana

Shang & honey's have come together...

Shang & honey's have come together at a new location. ( 8120 Melton road. In miller ind.) had a time finding it but was pleased I did. They move both clubs into the old bank…

Legz Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Hopefully if you reading this review...

Hopefully if you reading this review you are not travelling across country looking for best strip clubs. Because the only reason you will go to this place is that its the only drivable club for…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

This was one of the best...

This was one of the best experiences I've ever had. I was in Tampa visiting friends and decided to check out this club. Cover was reasonable, $10. Clean on the inside, seemed very safe, good…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

OK, here the lowdown on this...

OK, here the lowdown on this place. It was off my travel list because there wasn't much to entice me back. It's very plain, somewhat small and the private dance setup could be better...but compared…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Haven't been in for a while,...

Haven't been in for a while, was looking for some old favs. Saw Deja on the side stage on the opposite side of the room... she's put on some weight, and her breasts…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Henry's South reminds me of the...

Henry's South reminds me of the episode of Two and a Half Men where Charlie is depressed because he can't keep up with his 20-something girlfriend, so Alan takes him to a bar full of…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

Okay - did this strip club...

Okay - did this strip club while on vacation. Used to be the Booby Trap, changed management now the Playhouse. Gave it a 6 for two reasons - the lap dances were pretty…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I haven't been in for a...

I haven't been in for a few months but it sounds like the talent has gone really in the toilet. Ruby's has always had really low periods where the talent is abysmal for awhile then…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

I went to the club around...

I went to the club around 6:00 PM, paid no cover. As soon as I got my drink I was approached by a hot black girl with a nice big butt. She was very friendly…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

Checked this place out on a...

Checked this place out on a Wednesday evening around 11:30 PM, as I was on a short break from everything. It was not very busy, and main stage was quiet, not always occupied but there…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Checked this place out last Wednesday...

Checked this place out last Wednesday afternoon, as I was on a short break from home. Was looking for a get away and the Sundowner let me get away. It was not very busy, but…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Late evening visit, plenty of girls...

Late evening visit, plenty of girls but looks varied greatly. There is a tall thin brunette with fake tits and a good attitude who is easy to talk to. Her dances are standard fare but…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

This club is pretty good. Decent...

This club is pretty good. Decent Atmosphere. I hit it up Monday night,trying to avoid the larger weekend crowds. Drink prices were not bad. Some of the girls there were friendly, some not. To be…

Kittens

Prairieville, Louisiana

This is still the only Black...

This is still the only Black strip club in town. There have been some new girls showing up the last couple of weeks, but they're not much better than what's usually there. All…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

I haven't been to Carnival for...

I haven't been to Carnival for about 8 years and I wasn't aware that the private rooms were back up. I like the place because different from a club, especially those in PA/NJ where…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Ok, maybe a bit harsh but...

Ok, maybe a bit harsh but I guess when you have the Platinum Plus sign on your door I expect more. Club inside was good looking, it they would clean it up a little…

Woody's

Islamorada, Village of Islands, Florida

$10 cover. Girl working the door...

$10 cover. Girl working the door was also 1 of the dancers. Main stage is straight back. Couch dances are immediately to the right when you walk in. The bar is the first thing you…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club is very nice. Really...

The club is very nice. Really clean. The game is on if you're there to grab a drink and see some bewbs. Drinks we normal prices for any bar in Philly. There are multiple poles…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

This is really a dive bar....

This is really a dive bar. There's a small stage which wasn't being used when I visited on a recent Wednesday evening around 7:30pm. There were about five dancers who I would rate…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

stopped by for a beer and...

stopped by for a beer and a view. This is a very comfortable and relaxing atmosphere. The lghiting is nicely done and the bar set up is appealing. I like the fact that there is…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This place is amazing. It...

This place is amazing. It is not your typical strip club. They have a variety of girls and they are very friendly. Just go in get you a drink and they will…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

A couple of buddies and me...

A couple of buddies and me went to this club during the NCAA tournament weekend. The guy who lives in Charlotte took us there because he said there weren't any "skanks" there, and he…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

This was my second stop on...

This was my second stop on a night of club hopping. The club has basic decor and a big stage and a couple of small stages in the main dancing area. All the…

Goldfingers Infinity Gentlemen's Club

New York, New York

Well this is one of 4...

Well this is one of 4 times I checked the club out. I used to go to this club for many yrs and had 1 regular. Since then she is gone and was trying to…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I started the night bar hopping...

I started the night bar hopping with two buddies, but they had to go in for the night, leaving me to sample Charlotte by myself. I went to Leather and Lace and I was…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

Private parking, new clean building. High security,...

Private parking, new clean building. High security, I got a vibe they are uptight worried about something. Everywhere has cameras and it's recording, including inside the speakers hanging on the walls. Only 2 older ladies working. I didn't…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

This was my last stop on...

This was my last stop on my tour of Charlotte strip clubs. To be honest this club definitely is not for everyone, but I'm a bit adventurous. When i arrived at about 2…

Puzzles

Marlow Heights, Maryland

ok this is my 1st time...

ok this is my 1st time since they moved to this spot.. and im not too fancy on this spot compared to the other one. walked in... bouncer told me i had to pay 20 i…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Went in on a Sunday afternoon,...

Went in on a Sunday afternoon, 4 dancers were present. I sat at the bar talking to one of the other dancers for 10 minutes. She had a lot of good things to say about…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Spent a couple hours, Saturday afternoon,...

Spent a couple hours, Saturday afternoon, at Dreamgirls. Still a $10 cover, and beers are still around $5-6 with tip. but the quality of dancers has improved. Not really any fatties. Dances are still…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I stopped by as the club...

I stopped by as the club was opening. working was Haven, Satin and a black chick, I got dances from Satin, Haven both gives great dances, while in the back with them, my fav came…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Was in town on business and...

Was in town on business and was looking to find some quite escape from "others". This was a quiet local club which allowed one to drink and observe the dancers without "pushy" advances. Had hourly…

Gossip

Melville, New York

I visited Gossip on a Sat...

I visited Gossip on a Sat night. I got there around 10:30pm and the place was empty. I believe the place closes at 3 or 4 so definitely go closer to midnight to avoid being…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Went on the evening of St....

Went on the evening of St. Patrick's Day not knowing if it would be packed or dead. It was dead, which of course is great from a customer's point of view. Probably 30-40 girls working…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Went to Anthony's this afternoon around...

Went to Anthony's this afternoon around 3:30. There were 2 dancers. One was drinking with a bunch of regulars at the bar. The other was in the LD room. When she came…

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Cheerleaders, Nurses, Secretaries ...& Strippers

"Cheerleader fantasies are common, and I'm surprised that more strippers don't wear cheerlearder costumes" jackslash's comment under the March Madness post got me thinking: When was the last time [how long ago] you saw a stripper wear a 'uniform' for her stage…

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The Sundowner

Interesting find about this place since Founder's latest tweak. Check out the last 10 reviews to see how many reviews & clubs said reviewers have written... http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=3335

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slow economy looser rules

You would think that in a slow economy strip clubs would loosen the rules and give more bang for the buck to attract more customers, A resturant i frequint thats claim to fame is waitstaff in short school girl…

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I Don't Understand Strippers or Women in General

Okay, I thought I had become rather cynical in my old age, but then an incident occurs that makes me think I'm not cynical enough. I was sitting with a dancer I'll call "Candy", who I've become friendly with over the…

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Is Phoenix trying to out do Detroit?

Topless Bar Bouncer Shot in Phoenix 2 customers arrested Updated: Friday, 18 Mar 2011, 6:21 AM MDT Published : Friday, 18 Mar 2011, 6:11 AM MDT PHOENIX - The bouncer at a topless bar is shot after two customers are kicked out early Friday…

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Vanessa Hudgens, More Nudes, and Some News

Dudester's note-in case you missed Monday's news,there's more Vanessa nudes out there. This time, she took some closeup pics of her kitty, spreading it wide for us-God bless her. Vanessa Hudgens met with law enforcement officials on Wednesday to provide…

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Kacey Jordan- "I'm High, Duh, Not Suicidal"

Charlie Sheen's porn star pal Kacey Jordan is claiming she wasn't trying to kill herself earlier this week; rather she was just high on drugs and alcohol and therefore was not in her right mind. Jordan told TMZ, “I was not…

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March Madness? It's Cheerleader Time!!!!!!

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/tag/NCAA-Basketball-Cheerleaders.html Like the lack of makeup on the Utah State & BYU girls. Conversely, the Kansas gals almost look scary. Arizona isn't far behind. VCU girls know how to pose. Same with the Hampton…

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Have you ever said "I love you" to your ATF or dancer?

I mean, not the casual talks like "I love you; baby I love you, too", but quite seriously and sincerely, during lap dance, holding her tightly, face to face, watching into each others' eyes. Sometimes I do this. I am not…

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Stripper Pitches for Lap Dances

Dancer: Have you had any dances tonight? Me: Yes, I have. Dancer: Would you like a better one? Me: (Laughing) Dancer: You doubt me? If you'd had the first one from me, you wouldn't still be sitting here looking…

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TUSCL new feature...Maps, etc...

When you display a club, you now get a Google map, club discussion & more. Nice addition!

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real stripper girls

As ive gotten older and wiser ive strayed away from liking the perfect bodied girls who act like they are to good to take their clothes off , I started watching for the girls who got fully naked on…

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FriendFinder Revisits Plans To Go Public

More than a year after cancelling its IPO, citing terrible market conditions, FriendFinder this morning announced that it has filed an amendment to the Registration Statement on Form S-1 with the SEC in connection with a re-launch of its proposed…

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A Question about Japanese Nuclear Power Plants

Q: Why is the cooling system of a Japanese nuclear power plant like a stripper's boyfriend? A: Neither of them work.

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MONSTER TRUCK KILLS STRIP CLUB WORKER

Monster Truck Kills Strip Club Worker in Spearmint Rhino Parking Lot Driver Arrested for DUI Updated: Thursday, 17 Mar 2011, 7:08 AM CDT Published : Thursday, 17 Mar 2011, 6:51 AM CDT By Alice Wolke | MYFOXDFW.COM DALLAS - A woman was struck and killed…

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How many lap dances can $148,000 buy you?

How many lap dances can $148,000 buy you? Only Orlando Flores knows If you stole $148,000, how much of it would you splurge on lap dances? A grand? 10 thousand? Does crime really pay? This time it did-or at least,…

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Jason Biggs turned off by wife's stripper pole

"American Pie" star Jason Biggs' obsessive-compulsive disorder is ruining things at home - because he can't fully enjoy his wife's stripper pole antics. The actor's wife, Jenny Mollen, brought the pole home after signing up for stripper exercise classes - and…

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Well, damn...

Enthusiastic, if a bit mechanical, no rush, polite, willing to take direction, and doesn't count the money, at least where I can see. I think she got a repeat customer.

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Stripper Sex Lives (Or Lack Thereof)

Strippers have recently been bemoaning their sex lives to me. One confided that she hadn't had sex in nearly a year, since her baby daddy walked out. Several were around the six-month mark. Not sure to believe them or…

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Texting...

Over the years I've had the cell numbers of several of my favorite dancers and have had some interesting text conversations (sexting, if you will). It was for the most part a two-way street where either she OR I…

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Attractiveness & Standards

Hello my lecherous friends, I was thinking about this earlier and you all would definitely be the people to ask. How stringent are your standards about who (stripper or otherwise) you will bang? About a week ago I went on a date…

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In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of .....

Fishing, gardening, BBQs, base ball? Will your discretionary money be spent on other things, rather than strip clubs. Fuck that. It will be shorts time at the clubs.

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The Sinclair Diaries: Part 8

I started out my second evening in Memphis on Beale Street. It was just as I remembered it. The only difference I noticed was that the Pat O'Brien's had closed down. With the street occupied with tourists, I figured getting…

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Centerfold Strips Is A Fan Of EXXXOTICA "Its Always A Good Time"

All New eXXXoticaExpo.com is Informative, Interactive & User Friendly Victory Tradeshow Management is pleased to unveil it's new 2011 branding and official 2011 EXXXOTICA website re-launch today. It is the online home for all four EXXXOTICA events: Miami Beach, Chicago, Los…

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Preparedness American Style

ABC NEWS Nightline looked at American preparedness last night, specifically California's predicament (atop the San Andreas fault line and a reactor on the coast at Sante Nofre.) http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/american-earthquake-13144919 Two things aroused my cynicism: Jan Tucker, Emergency Preparedness Officer with the city of San…

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Medicare Issues $3.1 Million in Wrongful Payouts for Viagra

Medicare has offered taxpayers a bitter pill after spending $3.1 million in wrongful payments for Viagra and other sexual dysfunction drugs that are prohibited from coverage, the New York Post reported. A government report revealed that Medicare, which is supposed to…

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Police make 24 arrests in Newport News prostitution operation

NEWPORT NEWS Police in Newport News made 24 arrests over the weekend as part of an undercover operation targeting prostitution. Seventeen men were charged with soliciting prostitutes. Four women and a 17-year-old juvenile female were charged with prostitution, and two men…

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Psychology Professor Fired for Off-Campus Burlesque Hobby

Hamilton Nolan — Sheila Addison was a psychology professor at John F. Kennedy University in California. At the same time, she was performing in a San Francisco burlesque show, the Hubba Hubba Revue, under the name "Professor Shimmy" (sample…

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Double feature: Nude beach then strip club

This may be a little off topic so sorry if it isn't appropriate. I was in LA two weeks ago on Saturday with nothing to do so I thought I'd spend some time at the beach during the day. The…

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Breast Augmentation

I e-mailed this dude and told him to write a club review and get some TUSCL time so he could post his aversion to bolt-on's himself... http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/03/hugo_chavez_rallies_against_bo.php

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Akron Area Strip Club Raided, Real Crime Uncovered

Ohio's look-but-don't-touch strip club policy is a head-scratcher, especially with every Recession-soaked city trying to redefine itself as a convention destination (Someone needs to tell the Med Mart people that Dr. Everyman isn't going to come to Cleveland and test…

Strip Club Laws: Flogging A Dead ????

<div class="usercontent" style="display: inline;"> Yeah, I know we&rsquo;ve flogged this topic a lot recently but I think this article adds some new local perspective AND info for TUSCLers in many other states.<br /> <br /> I recently paid a visit to KC&rsquo;s Bazookas Showgirls SC. Am writing a review of that visit. Preview: I went with really low expectations of post-law activity but was very pleasantly surprised. However, part of the time I talked with the mgr on duty about the law&rsquo;s effect.<br /> <br /> To say his mood was glum would be an understatement. He predicted that more clubs were still likely to close while pointing unhappily to the dozen or so patrons present. He said they&rsquo;d lost business to Kansas but predicted…

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The Sinclair Diaries: Part 7

I returned to the Home of the Blues for the first time in a year for a short vacation and to see how recent legislation had impacted the local strip clubs. Apparently, Shelby County had barred the sale of hard…

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AC Dolls

Last Saturday my sister and I decided to try out AC Dolls. I cannot describe how disappointed I was by this club. Maybe I was extremely spoiled by Platinum Plus but the club itself was the size of my living…

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Of All The Things To Get Caught Stealing ... Dildo's?

Honey can you bail me out I robbed a bank, Honey can you bail me out I beat the crap out of some guy in a bar, Honey can you bail me out I stole a couple's used dildo's???? A Florida…

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Dancers not taking off their tops

Several dancers even on the busy weekends do not bother to take off their tops while on stage. Does this bother anyone? One dancer claimed she does not bother because it is just not worth the $10-20 she makes…

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Stripper stabs stripper, breaks arm

Indianapolis A stripper smackdown over private dances ended with one woman facing charges and another with a broken arm. Police say Gwendola Barnett and Mika Smith got into an argument about the number of private dances Smith performed over the…

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Regional Rules

Poking around here I see that some of you have some GOOD fun and others have a dud neighborhood. Most of my experience is in Ohio. Ohio is supposed to be enforcing their new strip club laws that are ridiculous,…

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Western NY

Opinion on what SC to visit when visiting Western NY, specifically Rochester area?

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Don't bite the tits...

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/14/snake-dies-of-silicone-poisoning-after-biting-models-fake-breas/

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Mark Your Calendars, Houston, April 2-April 4

The NCAA Final Four will be in Houston that weekend, along with the PGA Championship. If you haven't made hotel reservations, move quickly. The PGA will be in the Northeast quarter, so the nearest clubs will be St. James, Houston…

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AMAZON WOMEN

most clubs seem to be filled with the petite to average size dancers. I was at a club in Houston recently when I saw what had to be the biggest dancer I have ever seen at a strip club. she…

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Why a regular?

In a recent blog or article comment (and I apologize for the lack of attribution; I couldn't find it), a poster remarked that he didn't understand why one might have an ATF, though I surmise from context that he actually…

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Happy St. Patrick's Day

One of my favorite reasons to drink green beer...OK, maybe the only reason. But Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone. What are your plans to celebrate one of the only holidays where it's expected you'll get hammered?

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Becoming A Porn Star ... Is It For You?

Many individuals, both female and male, fantasize about becoming a porn star, or somehow finding a way to get into the Porn Industry. Some folks want to be in front of the camera as actual porn stars, while some just…

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How often do you go to SCs?

How often do you go to Strip Clubs? Currently my pace is going twice a month but the more I learn the more I want to go.

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LOL! Overachievement on $10 Day???

One can take 'the monger' out of Detroit, but not the game out of the player...<p> "Millstream Inn • Woodlawn, Maryland March 13, 2011 • Ratings: Physical Club: 8 • Dancer Quality: 7 • Dollar Value: 8 • Overall Rating: Visited…

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Why do women have breasts?

Taking my daily walk on the beach here in Miami Beach got me to thinking. I actually do think as I stroll up and down the beach, it just isn't ogling all the women here. It struck me as I…

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Strip Clubs Outpace Laws in Kenya

Strip clubs are on the rise in Kenya, a popular tourist destination. High wages for strippers and tourist interest are fueling the growth of the industry that evades the nation's laws. NAIROBI, Kenya (WOMENSENEWS)--At 9 p.m. on a Saturday, a 6-inch…

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OTC Trip?

I'm on the verge of an OTC first - if she doesn't back out. My curr fav has accepted to go on a business trip with me. I brought it up with her in the first place, just…

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Uh Oh! R.O.C. Alert!

Reviewer id removed to protect the innocent...<p> "Escapades • Tulsa, Oklahoma March 11, 2011 • Ratings: Physical Club: 1 • Dancer Quality: 3 • Dollar Value: 1 • Overall Rating: Visited on: Wednesday Evening • Dancers on Shift: 6-10 •<p> The place…

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This takes the cake...

I went to Bare Assets in Holiday, FL this weekend. This club usually attracts a higher class of dancer, very Tampa-like(tans and surgeries). I was not disappointed. Barbies everywhere. Shortly after I arrived, the DJ announced the 2-for-1 dance special,…

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Has the price of gas affected your strip clubbing?

Picking up on a comment potheadpl made in the "Oilmen's Delight" thread - has the price of gas affected your strip club visits (e.g. how often you go? how far you'll drive? how much you have left to