Happy St. Patrick's Day

There is a funky little strip club in Baxter Springs Kansas that I plan to go to. There is a girl with milky skin, freckles, red hair and green eyes. She has promised to dress up in a plaid school-girl outfit and green thigh highs. I plan to get so drunk that one of the girls has to take me home. Your plans?

Just changed my plans. Think I’m going to Baxter Springs Kansas. I hear there is a girl with milky skin, freckles, red hair and green eyes who is going to dress up in a plaid school-girl outfit and green thigh highs.

Actually thinking of going to the club 2nite to celebrate "Pi" day (2day is 3.14, get it?). One of the more obscure holidays, lol

Steve: will your fave rub pi all over herself? That would be sweet.

Umm, since my name is Pat, I'll do as I please. I don't get hammered, those days are long gone. I may have a green beer, then again I may not. It depends on where I am and how I feel on one of my days (I don't claim to be a saint)as I have no doubt all of you guys have noticed.

Happy St. Paddy's day to you, scatterbrain, and to all !!

@Badd Jack,

Every club should have "a girl with milky skin, freckles, red hair and green eyes," preferably named "Scarlett."

Sadly, the one at my usual club appears to have gone missing.

happy pi day might be a good pickup line for the asian strippers

Is there a hair pi day?

My day will be spend on my bike riding northward. That evening, drinking beer, but likely not green.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".(Or Pi Day, Nerds)

http://gothamist.com/2011/03/14/happy_st…

I'm half Irish with red hair and green eyes. Grew up on corned beef and cabbage. St. Patrick's Day is not that big of an Irish thing, but I do like to get a brisket of corned beef and make some sandwiches of it every year. Reminds me of home.

I guess I'm off to find a green-eyed, red-haired lassie. Or a pot-of-gold at the end of the rainbow...how else will I pay for all those dances!

I lied above. I did have green beer, but not all I had was green!

Pink, Clubber ??

vm,

What I meant is that all the beer was not green. We finished the keg today.