The Cove is a very dingy...

The Cove is a very dingy very corner bar right off of 95 in Port Richmond. It's not the dirtiest bar I have ever been to. But, it's not a contest, and this one is pretty dirty. So, if you like your titty bars to be clean and pristine and like the inside of the hospital you might want to avoid the place. The bartender was nice when I was there, and the other clientele, while not overly friendly, at least did not make me feel like an interloper. There's a stage with two poles. The girl dances and then walks on the the bar to collect tips. The girls seem to sit at the far end of the bar during the show waiting their stage and hoping someone asks for a lappy. Drinks are not over priced.

The night I was there there was a mix of girls from perfect bodies to a little bit chunky. The perfect girl was nice, but knew she had it going. "Give me 10 bucks for a peek" she said, and I decided against. She was friendly, just knew she could charge for the goods. Anyway. I decided for a lapdance with another girl. She had a bit of a belly, but an awesome butt and she knew how to move. The dance was awesome. 25 bucks, but I gave 30 and just forgot about the 5. I don't know if extras are available here, but dances are well done even if they are not.

I would say the place is worth checking out. You aren't going to lose your wallet, or feel like you are invading someone's private turf. But, you aren't going to find the hottest girls ever, either. You'll almost certainly have a good time.