The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

This was my third time to...

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shadowstroker
Mar 20, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

This was my third time to Crazy Horse. I went with the intention of enjoying the $1 mini-laps for awhile (even those are very hot) and then trying out a few $20 dances. I thought maybe this would be enough for a happy ending, but if not, I figured I could find a bathroom somewhere. To help facilitate this I wore basketball shorts with nothing underneath. I paid the $15 admission and walked in and sat down front and center at the stage that extends out into the seating area. No one was on stage; I guess they were between dancers. I looked around and there were 5 or 6 dancers in the room. I was disappointed that I did not see my favorite (from my first 2 visits). Most of them were 4 - 6 range, one was definitely a 1 or 2 (eww).

One (Tara) was an absolute 10. Very different from my fave, who was Asian and petite will small but perfect tits. Tara was white with big (not huge) perfect tits (probably fake, but I didn't notice or care!) and a beautiful smile. She came over to me within a minute of my having sat down and made some small talk and then asked if I wanted a $20 bikini dance to get warmed up for the next dancer. I hadn't thought of doing things this way but it sounded pretty good so I went for it. She was amazing. Moaning loudly in my ear, thrusting her tits at my face and making me kiss them (but not the nipples, which were -- barely -- covered), rubbing herself against my package, exclaiming about how hard I was. I was so turned on I would have handed her $1000 if I had had it in my pocket. I'm pretty sure I would have had my happy ending if I had extended the dance another song, but when the song was over she asked me if we could go to a private booth so she could "get naked and touch you". I still had $160 left in my wallet so I said ok. We entered the booth, I put $100 in the slot, and she undressed and got busy. I touched and kissed her everywhere except between her legs. I took my shirt off so I could feel her tits pressed against my chest. She asked me if I wanted to pay $100 more so she could do more, but I said I only had $60. She said for that she could let me take care of myself and then she could help me finish up. So I paid the $60 and she put a condom on me and I started working while she thrust her clit like 2 inches from my face and rubbed it and moaned. In about a minute I said I was ready to finish so she grabbed me and finished things off for me. I haven't been to very many clubs but it is hard to imagine a better place than Crazy Horse if this is what you are looking for!

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