Cheerleaders, Nurses, Secretaries ...& Strippers
joker44
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jackslash's comment under the March Madness post got me thinking:
When was the last time [how long ago] you saw a stripper wear a 'uniform' for her stage routine? Like dressing in a business suit, cheerleader, nurse, or private schoolgirl uniform.
What was the best routine using a uniform you've ever seen, when and where?
Seems like wearing some type of 'civilian' clothing [ or a stripper's costume patterned after it ] for a strip dance is going the way of pole dancing.
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At another club, in Alington, TX, I met a beautiful blonde dancer who was wearing what she said was her actual high school cheerleader uniform. (She went on to explain that she had once left it on the costume rack in the dressing room, and the club inventoried it, so it was no longer her property, but rather, the property of the club. She could sign it out from the house mom and wear it while working, but she could never take it home again. I hope that on her last day)
GF and I went to Disneyland last weekend, she wearing a plaid skirt w/ knee socks. Overall the look was preppy and conservative, but damn sexy.
Best routine I ever saw in a uniform was either a dancer dressed up as a dominatrix cracking a whip dancing to John Mellencamp's "Hurts So Good" where where she would crack the whip whenever he sang "hurts so good" or a dancer dressed as Sarah Palin during the runup to the 2008 election at one of the clubs in Des Moines.
oh, my...
Didn't really matter. I had to sit at the bar for an extra drink while my blue veiner subsided.
I don't why this has stuck in my memory so much, but 25 years ago in a club in Indianapolis I saw this and this remains one of the sexiest things I've seen in a club.
This dancer comes up on stage with jeans, T-shirt and tennis shoes. First song - fully clothed. Second song - removes shirt and walks around with jeans and white bra. Third song - removes jeans and bra and walks around in her white panties. (Plain white panties - not a thong, not a stripper outfit.) I just found it sexy as hell.
Me: I like you hat.
Her: You should, it's yours.
Damn, I thought it looked familiar, lol.
When she came by and I told her that I liked the look, her response was "You wouldn't believe the leverage I get from the tile floor back in the dance room." followed by this lascivious wink.
Columbo nailed it -- yeah, French maids!
School girls [especially Catholic SGs] and cheerleaders, certainly, but they've been over done in porn. Still like to see a good routine, meaning not just the uniform but how the dancer uses it in her routine, including music used.
Best uniform routine I saw was a video of CA SC club routine. dark haired, slim but well-built dancer dressed as a business women. Tailored skirt, white blouse, tailored jacket, thigh high stockings and business shoe high heels. Underneath -- garters, lacy medium purple panties and matching bra. Her routine was slow and sensuous ending in full nudity. Stripped as a business women might befor male employees rather than as stripper doing a stage routine. Still have dreams about that. Don't ask -- lost source long ago.
Non-uniform civies as mentioned above - love tall, well-built average to slim but not skinny women dressed in over-sized men's white shirt, maybe with loose tie, over sexy lace panties and no bra so swell of full breasts shows under shirt. Gets me aroused before any clothing comes off.
Also jeans & Ts stripping to plain white cotton panties and then tease to nude.
One night, she was wearing jeans and a red sweater, schlepping drinks. Even though I had three dancers sitting with me (due to more dancers than customers, and me being overly generous), she said she could go put on a thong, and dance for me. I said she looked fine with what she was wearing, eagerly anticipating helping her peel off her civies during a lapdance, leading to a nude non-contact dance.
I started to pull her sweater up, and got to her red Victoria's Secret bra, but she objected. She said she didn't like to mix her outside world self with her stripper self. I had previously seen her naked in ways that a physician might, but me seeing her in her bra made her uncomfortable. I unsnapped her jeans, enthused to find matching red VC panties, but again meeting a brick wall.
I was planning on a few dances, with a big tip on top of the fee, but now I was disappointed that I wasn't going to get this fantasy fulfilled. I'd still have to pay her for some fully clothed dances, which was really a downer. Then, the manager came over and told her that she's not allowed to dance without proper whorish stripper/streetwalker-wear. So, at least I was off the hook.
The next day, I was walking through one of the local malls, when I glanced in the window of a clothing store I was passing by. There was a mannequin with her (its?) jeans unsnapped, open enough to expose red panties. The only thing that kept me from cumming right there and then was the fact that I also tripped myself, nearly sprawling out on the mall floor.
I probably shouldn't have asked 'How much for that hot mannequin?"