Cheerleaders, Nurses, Secretaries ...& Strippers

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• dudeanonymous

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  13 years ago

  Most recently, almost two years ago at a club in NC: dancer wore a skimpy football referee's uniform. (There was a coaches convention in town.) She was very cute, great body, and very, very popular. I still think about the LDs I got from her. Someone used to have an avatar picture that was a dead ringer for her. I haven't had the opportunity to get back to that club since.
• Fenster

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  13 years ago

  At a club in Fort Worth there was a dancer who took the stage wearing an authentic looking police uniform (i.e., not the sect halloween costume kind). I thought that maybe she was a police academy dropout, who had found a new use for her uniform. Until, that is, with a quick snap and pull, she tore it off in an instant. I mentioned this to a dancer friend, and she knew the girls name, etc., from previously working with her. At another club, in Alington, TX, I met a beautiful blonde dancer who was wearing what she said was her actual high school cheerleader uniform. (She went on to explain that she had once left it on the costume rack in the dressing room, and the club inventoried it, so it was no longer her property, but rather, the property of the club. She could sign it out from the house mom and wear it while working, but she could never take it home again. I hope that on her last day)
• Fenster

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  13 years ago

  (at the club, she was able to steal it back.)
• Columbo

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  13 years ago

  I vote for more French maids.
• bumrubber

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  13 years ago

  I went to Catholic school. So I like plaid skirts. GF and I went to Disneyland last weekend, she wearing a plaid skirt w/ knee socks. Overall the look was preppy and conservative, but damn sexy.
• DandyDan

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  13 years ago

  One dancer at my favorite club regularly dances to "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen dressed up as a sexy schoolteacher. If only she were actually sexy. Not that it was original. I've seen no less than 6 different dancers at 5 different clubs do this, including a different dancer at my favorite club. Best routine I ever saw in a uniform was either a dancer dressed up as a dominatrix cracking a whip dancing to John Mellencamp's "Hurts So Good" where where she would crack the whip whenever he sang "hurts so good" or a dancer dressed as Sarah Palin during the runup to the 2008 election at one of the clubs in Des Moines.
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  "beautiful blonde dancer who was wearing what she said was her actual high school cheerleader uniform" oh, my...
• farmerart

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  13 years ago

  Not exactly a uniform but I once saw a stripper in an Alberta club rigged out almost to my perfect fantasy. Mid-calf black formal gown, very decollete, slit up one entire thigh. Regular elegant fuck-me shoes not ridiculous stripper platforms. Black velvet choker around her throat. If only she had done up her long blonde hair off her shoulders and neck the look would have been perfect. Didn't really matter. I had to sit at the bar for an extra drink while my blue veiner subsided.
• motorhead

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  13 years ago

  "Seems like wearing some type of 'civilian' clothing" I don't why this has stuck in my memory so much, but 25 years ago in a club in Indianapolis I saw this and this remains one of the sexiest things I've seen in a club. This dancer comes up on stage with jeans, T-shirt and tennis shoes. First song - fully clothed. Second song - removes shirt and walks around with jeans and white bra. Third song - removes jeans and bra and walks around in her white panties. (Plain white panties - not a thong, not a stripper outfit.) I just found it sexy as hell.
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  Fav wearing a men's fedora at a rakish angle and a man's white dress shirt, dancing to "You can leave your hat on" Me: I like you hat. Her: You should, it's yours. Damn, I thought it looked familiar, lol.
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  I think it's because the cheerleaders would have to dress up like strippers to compete.
• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  Stripper in a conservative business attire and heels gets me every time. Haven't seen it in years, though.
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  There was 2 ex Hooter's girls working at my favorite club. They would dance together on stage wearing their Hooter uniforms.
• Fenster

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  13 years ago

  Yeah steve - these days, you could get the school and year off her uniform, and google image it, to see if she's telling the truth ....
• CCRiderm

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  13 years ago

  I was down at Mons in Tampa last week and a girl hit the stage wearing just a pair of thin track suit pants and a pair of sneakers. She kept teasing those pants down before removing them completely. She then danced around the stage with nothing but the sneakers and a watch. Damn girl almost killed me! When she came by and I told her that I liked the look, her response was "You wouldn't believe the leverage I get from the tile floor back in the dance room." followed by this lascivious wink.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  I've seen many dancers over the years in plaid skirts and ponytails mimicking schoolgirls.
• joker44

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  13 years ago

  When I originally posted I felt I was missing some uniform but couln't think of what. Columbo nailed it -- yeah, French maids! School girls [especially Catholic SGs] and cheerleaders, certainly, but they've been over done in porn. Still like to see a good routine, meaning not just the uniform but how the dancer uses it in her routine, including music used. Best uniform routine I saw was a video of CA SC club routine. dark haired, slim but well-built dancer dressed as a business women. Tailored skirt, white blouse, tailored jacket, thigh high stockings and business shoe high heels. Underneath -- garters, lacy medium purple panties and matching bra. Her routine was slow and sensuous ending in full nudity. Stripped as a business women might befor male employees rather than as stripper doing a stage routine. Still have dreams about that. Don't ask -- lost source long ago. Non-uniform civies as mentioned above - love tall, well-built average to slim but not skinny women dressed in over-sized men's white shirt, maybe with loose tie, over sexy lace panties and no bra so swell of full breasts shows under shirt. Gets me aroused before any clothing comes off. Also jeans & Ts stripping to plain white cotton panties and then tease to nude.
• Fenster

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  13 years ago

  There was a 'Brianna' at Lace, in Arlington, TX, who would come out in dark blue coveralls/jumpsuit, dancing insanely to 'Danger Zone'. Totally riveted the audience. And the audience totally wanted to rivet her ....
• Fenster

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  13 years ago

  And, there was a dancer at Jezebel's (Wichita, 10ish years ago) who would wait tables if they were short of waitresses. One night, she was wearing jeans and a red sweater, schlepping drinks. Even though I had three dancers sitting with me (due to more dancers than customers, and me being overly generous), she said she could go put on a thong, and dance for me. I said she looked fine with what she was wearing, eagerly anticipating helping her peel off her civies during a lapdance, leading to a nude non-contact dance. I started to pull her sweater up, and got to her red Victoria's Secret bra, but she objected. She said she didn't like to mix her outside world self with her stripper self. I had previously seen her naked in ways that a physician might, but me seeing her in her bra made her uncomfortable. I unsnapped her jeans, enthused to find matching red VC panties, but again meeting a brick wall. I was planning on a few dances, with a big tip on top of the fee, but now I was disappointed that I wasn't going to get this fantasy fulfilled. I'd still have to pay her for some fully clothed dances, which was really a downer. Then, the manager came over and told her that she's not allowed to dance without proper whorish stripper/streetwalker-wear. So, at least I was off the hook. The next day, I was walking through one of the local malls, when I glanced in the window of a clothing store I was passing by. There was a mannequin with her (its?) jeans unsnapped, open enough to expose red panties. The only thing that kept me from cumming right there and then was the fact that I also tripped myself, nearly sprawling out on the mall floor. I probably shouldn't have asked 'How much for that hot mannequin?"
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  If all strippers dressed as cheerleaders and all cheerleaders dressed as strippers, I would go to more football games.
• Player11

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  13 years ago

  Many dancers are x cheerleaders as my atf. Frankly, I simply prefer them nude.....
• pop

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  13 years ago

  Around halloween is about the only time they like to dress up.