Jason Biggs turned off by wife's stripper pole
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"American Pie" star Jason Biggs' obsessive-compulsive disorder is ruining things at home - because he can't fully enjoy his wife's stripper pole antics.
The actor's wife, Jenny Mollen, brought the pole home after signing up for stripper exercise classes - and insisted on putting it up in the couple's living room.
Biggs says on "Access Hollywood Live," "For the most part it's just there... We don't really do anything... I should probably gift it to Charlie (Sheen); he would probably get a lot more use out of it.
"My wife is crazy... She bought it because she was taking these prostitution classes, these work-out classes and she came home with it one day and she said, 'I got a stripper pole; we're gonna put it up in the living room,' and I'm like, 'No, we're not.'
"Every guy I told, they were like, 'That's the coolest thing ever,' and I'm like, 'Not when it's in the middle of your living room... I tell you when a stripper pole is cool - at a strip club when some other girl, not your wife, is dancing on it.
"It's very sexy and she does do it occasionally, but for the most part I have such OCD she'll be like doing a show... and I'm just, like, watching her, like, big stripper heels dig into the hardwood the whole time... and I get all freaked out about that; I can't even pay attention to her."
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The actor's wife, Jenny Mollen, brought the pole home after signing up for stripper exercise classes - and insisted on putting it up in the couple's living room.
Biggs says on "Access Hollywood Live," "For the most part it's just there... We don't really do anything... I should probably gift it to Charlie (Sheen); he would probably get a lot more use out of it.
"My wife is crazy... She bought it because she was taking these prostitution classes, these work-out classes and she came home with it one day and she said, 'I got a stripper pole; we're gonna put it up in the living room,' and I'm like, 'No, we're not.'
"Every guy I told, they were like, 'That's the coolest thing ever,' and I'm like, 'Not when it's in the middle of your living room... I tell you when a stripper pole is cool - at a strip club when some other girl, not your wife, is dancing on it.
"It's very sexy and she does do it occasionally, but for the most part I have such OCD she'll be like doing a show... and I'm just, like, watching her, like, big stripper heels dig into the hardwood the whole time... and I get all freaked out about that; I can't even pay attention to her."
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dail…
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Way to diss your wife in public, numbnutz. "Prostitution classes"? The mind boggles at the stupidity it takes to do something like this. That beats Dougster and me *combined*.