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"American Pie" star Jason Biggs' obsessive-compulsive disorder is ruining things at home - because he can't fully enjoy his wife's stripper pole antics.

The actor's wife, Jenny Mollen, brought the pole home after signing up for stripper exercise classes - and insisted on putting it up in the couple's living room.

Biggs says on "Access Hollywood Live," "For the most part it's just there... We don't really do anything... I should probably gift it to Charlie (Sheen); he would probably get a lot more use out of it.

"My wife is crazy... She bought it because she was taking these prostitution classes, these work-out classes and she came home with it one day and she said, 'I got a stripper pole; we're gonna put it up in the living room,' and I'm like, 'No, we're not.'

"Every guy I told, they were like, 'That's the coolest thing ever,' and I'm like, 'Not when it's in the middle of your living room... I tell you when a stripper pole is cool - at a strip club when some other girl, not your wife, is dancing on it.

"It's very sexy and she does do it occasionally, but for the most part I have such OCD she'll be like doing a show... and I'm just, like, watching her, like, big stripper heels dig into the hardwood the whole time... and I get all freaked out about that; I can't even pay attention to her."

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Dudester•14 yrs ago

He's an idiot. If I had his money, I'd put a small stage in a gameroom (he should have one), then mount the pole on the stage.

georgmicrodong•14 yrs ago

"Dear Jenny, If you want to leave Mr. OCD Retard, I have a room where can install your pole and dig up the floor all you want."

Way to diss your wife in public, numbnutz. "Prostitution classes"? The mind boggles at the stupidity it takes to do something like this. That beats Dougster and me combined.