A Question about Japanese Nuclear Power Plants

Q: Why is txtittyfan's brain like a stripper's boyfriend?

A: Neither of them work.

A: Why are Dougster's brain and skull like a BB and a boxcar?

B: Because they both have the same amount of room to rattle around.

Q. What does Douchester have in common with intelligent life?

A. Nothing

Q: What is the difference between an oven and a man? A: My atf only knows how to turn on the man.