Stripper Pitches for Lap Dances
dudeanonymous
Dancer: Have you had any dances tonight?
Me: Yes, I have.
Dancer: Would you like a better one?
Me: (Laughing)
Dancer: You doubt me? If you'd had the first one from me, you wouldn't still be sitting here looking for another dancer.
Five dances later she had proven her point, and I was done for the night and on my way.
Anyone else have a memorable dancer sales pitch to share?
Me: Yes, I have.
Dancer: Would you like a better one?
Me: (Laughing)
Dancer: You doubt me? If you'd had the first one from me, you wouldn't still be sitting here looking for another dancer.
Five dances later she had proven her point, and I was done for the night and on my way.
Anyone else have a memorable dancer sales pitch to share?
12 comments
"Wanna fuck?"
"Let me know when you wanna fuck."
"Would you like a dance? Or a blowjob? Or sex?"
"There is no one in the back; we can do anything and everything."
"How about we go in the back, I am so sure you'll like the dancers, that if you don't like it after the first song, I'll refund your money".
She was well worth her hype, and I ended up going for 5 songs.
One of the best ever was was after this one dancer got off stage and sat at my table. She whispered in my ear, "If I can get you hard by the end of this song without touching your cock, will you get 3 songs from me?" I said sure, and she gave me a real good tease with lots of dirty talk.
At the end of which she then said, "looks like you owe me three songs," and I replied, "yes I do," and followed her to the lap dance area, and ended up going for six songs total, as well as seeing her quite regularly for the next three years.
That worked.
Me: you're on... pull out watch and tell her go!
dancer: hand went to crotch and starts strokin... 20 secs later I'm hard as a rock.
went back for 3 dances and left happily...
"do you want a lap dance?"
"Not today sweetie, thanks though"
2 minutes later I am in my car.....