Stripper Pitches for Lap Dances

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• magicrat

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  13 years ago

  "Let's find a dark corner so you can make me cum."
• how

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  13 years ago

  Different clubs, different dancers: "Wanna fuck?" "Let me know when you wanna fuck." "Would you like a dance? Or a blowjob? Or sex?" "There is no one in the back; we can do anything and everything."
• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  "How would you like to be rode good and sent home wet?"
• troop

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  13 years ago

  i had one come up and ask if i was ready to let her play with me. i talked to her awhile and figured she was a rob but i gave her the benefit of the doubt. after one dance my suspicion was confirmed and i sent her on her way. :(
• bang69

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  13 years ago

  Hey baby want a dance. Any thing goes
• rl27

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  13 years ago

  Two of the best dances I ever had started with the following lines. "How about we go in the back, I am so sure you'll like the dancers, that if you don't like it after the first song, I'll refund your money". She was well worth her hype, and I ended up going for 5 songs. One of the best ever was was after this one dancer got off stage and sat at my table. She whispered in my ear, "If I can get you hard by the end of this song without touching your cock, will you get 3 songs from me?" I said sure, and she gave me a real good tease with lots of dirty talk. At the end of which she then said, "looks like you owe me three songs," and I replied, "yes I do," and followed her to the lap dance area, and ended up going for six songs total, as well as seeing her quite regularly for the next three years.
• jackoff

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  13 years ago

  A girl whispered in my ear "I swallow in the VIP" sold - but I paid for it! $$$
• Prim0

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  13 years ago

  "wanna go in back and play with my tits?" This is the best line I've heard to date...sad isn't it?!
• bhunter5252

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  13 years ago

  Let me rub my nipples on your cock.... That worked.
• chimark

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  13 years ago

  dancer: if I can't get you hard in 20 seconds, I'll give you a free lap dance. Me: you're on... pull out watch and tell her go! dancer: hand went to crotch and starts strokin... 20 secs later I'm hard as a rock. went back for 3 dances and left happily...
• bhunter5252

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  13 years ago

  ALong a different line, A few years ago stripper comes to table, sits down. Cold sore as big as a quarter on her lip. "do you want a lap dance?" "Not today sweetie, thanks though" 2 minutes later I am in my car.....
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  How would you like to go on a field trip?