Dancer: Have you had any dances tonight?
Me: Yes, I have.
Dancer: Would you like a better one?
Me: (Laughing)
Dancer: You doubt me? If you'd had the first one from me, you wouldn't still be sitting here looking for another dancer.
Five dances later she had proven her point, and I was done for the night and on my way.
Anyone else have a memorable dancer sales pitch to share?
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"Let's find a dark corner so you can make me cum."
Different clubs, different dancers:
"Wanna fuck?"
"Let me know when you wanna fuck."
"Would you like a dance? Or a blowjob? Or sex?"
"There is no one in the back; we can do anything and everything."
"How would you like to be rode good and sent home wet?"
i had one come up and ask if i was ready to let her play with me. i talked to her awhile and figured she was a rob but i gave her the benefit of the doubt. after one dance my suspicion was confirmed and i sent her on her way. :(
Hey baby want a dance. Any thing goes
Two of the best dances I ever had started with the following lines.
"How about we go in the back, I am so sure you'll like the dancers, that if you don't like it after the first song, I'll refund your money".
She was well worth her hype, and I ended up going for 5 songs.
One of the best ever was was after this one dancer got off stage and sat at my table. She whispered in my ear, "If I can get you hard by the end of this song without touching your cock, will you get 3 songs from me?" I said sure, and she gave me a real good tease with lots of dirty talk.
At the end of which she then said, "looks like you owe me three songs," and I replied, "yes I do," and followed her to the lap dance area, and ended up going for six songs total, as well as seeing her quite regularly for the next three years.
A girl whispered in my ear "I swallow in the VIP" sold - but I paid for it! $$$
"wanna go in back and play with my tits?" This is the best line I've heard to date...sad isn't it?!
Let me rub my nipples on your cock.... That worked.
dancer: if I can't get you hard in 20 seconds, I'll give you a free lap dance. Me: you're on... pull out watch and tell her go!
dancer: hand went to crotch and starts strokin... 20 secs later I'm hard as a rock.
went back for 3 dances and left happily...
ALong a different line, A few years ago stripper comes to table, sits down. Cold sore as big as a quarter on her lip.
"do you want a lap dance?"
"Not today sweetie, thanks though"
2 minutes later I am in my car.....
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