slow economy looser rules

You would think that in a slow economy strip clubs would loosen the rules and give more bang for the buck to attract more customers, A resturant i frequint thats claim to fame is waitstaff in short school girl type skirts seems to have caught on to the fact that slow buisness could be turned around by asking the girls to take about 3" 's off of there fairly short skirts, now you are guaranteed to see lots of panty shots and ass cheek and as a result they are once again busy.. simple plan, guys come here to see girls in short skirts, the economy slowed down, shorten the skirts and give the guys more bang for their buck and we are now packed for lunch. Now if strip clubs would follow the same guidlines it would benifit the clubs and girls alike. I know I pass by a couple of clubs who advertise "nude dancers" and when you go there and pay a $20.00 cover you are lucky if 1 in every 20 girls gets naked on stage, they dont seem very busy, simple plan get the girls naked on stage and see if once again you have a club full of guys buying dances and tipping the girl on stage...just some input from a guy who passes by your club and doesnt stop because your "nude dancers only get naked in the vip...