Why do women have breasts?

17 comments

• CTQWERTY

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  13 years ago

  Don't know why they have them, but I'm pretty sure they're why spring break was created!!! Have you seen the "Girls Gone Wild" employees yet?
• troop

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  13 years ago

  for the same reason that cows have udders. lol
• Realist123

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  13 years ago

  So we have something to look at when we're fucking them, Duh, vince!
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  Both men and women develop breasts from the same embryological tissues. However, at puberty, female sex hormones, mainly estrogen, promote breast development which does not occur in men. As a result, women's breasts become far more prominent than those of men.
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  Realist123, LOL did you see that one episode of Family Guy?
• farmerart

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  13 years ago

  vince: Get back to some cold weather. All that sun and heat has fried your brains.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  HAHAHAHAHA I know why they have them, I just threw it out here to see what I'd catch. I play with them, I suck on them, I cum on them. I'm glad women have them. The men that have them, I stay away from. (:
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  CT, nope, I haven't seen any of the "Girls Gone Wild" people. Pity. I'll have to ask around.
• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  Because men suck.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Human women have breasts because while humanity was "growing up," evolutionarily speaking, human men had babies with women who had breasts more than women without. Some paleontologists theorize that the resemblance to buttocks is not coincidental, and that combined with the evolutionary erection of the spine, made face to face sex, as opposed to the doggie fucking most animals do, more common and that men were more attracted to women who had "buttocks" in the front *and* back. Which also helps explain why most men tend to prefer butts and breasts in similar sizes. Wait, did I just go to the lab again?
• pabloantonio

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  13 years ago

  Women have breasts to give us guys pleasure. The sex is really intense for me when a girl has a great set of breasts, they are always part of my lovemaking. Then once we have lost control, and our passion has consumed us, women have breasts to make baby boys and girls happy.
• CTQWERTY

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  13 years ago

  Vince, if you find them, apply for an internship!
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  I read the same explanation that George posted.
• dolo74

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  13 years ago

  The anatomically correct answer to this question is to produce milk for offspring....as they are on every female of the mammal kingdom. Obviously this isnt the answer you were looking for but it is the absolute correct one
• BaddJack

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  13 years ago

  SuperDude: "Because men suck." For. The. Win.
• Fenster

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  13 years ago

  "The Original Love Handles"
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  Because God used the correct rib from a rib cage?