Why do women have breasts?

Don't know why they have them, but I'm pretty sure they're why spring break was created!!!

Have you seen the "Girls Gone Wild" employees yet?

for the same reason that cows have udders. lol

So we have something to look at when we're fucking them, Duh, vince!

Both men and women develop breasts from the same embryological tissues. However, at puberty, female sex hormones, mainly estrogen, promote breast development which does not occur in men. As a result, women's breasts become far more prominent than those of men.

Realist123, LOL did you see that one episode of Family Guy?

vince:

Get back to some cold weather. All that sun and heat has fried your brains.

HAHAHAHAHA I know why they have them, I just threw it out here to see what I'd catch. I play with them, I suck on them, I cum on them. I'm glad women have them. The men that have them, I stay away from. (:

CT, nope, I haven't seen any of the "Girls Gone Wild" people. Pity. I'll have to ask around.

Because men suck.

Human women have breasts because while humanity was "growing up," evolutionarily speaking, human men had babies with women who had breasts more than women without. Some paleontologists theorize that the resemblance to buttocks is not coincidental, and that combined with the evolutionary erection of the spine, made face to face sex, as opposed to the doggie fucking most animals do, more common and that men were more attracted to women who had "buttocks" in the front *and* back. Which also helps explain why most men tend to prefer butts and breasts in similar sizes.

Wait, did I just go to the lab again?

Women have breasts to give us guys pleasure. The sex is really intense for me when a girl has a great set of breasts, they are always part of my lovemaking. Then once we have lost control, and our passion has consumed us, women have breasts to make baby boys and girls happy.

Vince, if you find them, apply for an internship!

I read the same explanation that George posted.

The anatomically correct answer to this question is to produce milk for offspring....as they are on every female of the mammal kingdom. Obviously this isnt the answer you were looking for but it is the absolute correct one

SuperDude: "Because men suck."
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Because God used the correct rib from a rib cage?