The only all-black club in Louisville...

The only all-black club in Louisville since Phat's closed. Visited on Saturday night, there were about 8 dancers working, and a cute bartender, who indicated that she would give a dance too, if need be. The need be. It's always nice living in the alternate reality of the strip club: you give a woman $40, and she takes you upstairs, takes all her clothes off, dances on your lap and lets your hands roam over her body. Good stuff.

But I digress. Dancer quality ranged from 4-7, with two cuties working. Table dances are $10, in the open, and no contact. Private dances are $40 (two songs) and upstairs. Two-way contact is permitted up top. My first dancer needed to shower. Not fun. Second dancer was the bartender. Fun. Then I went home, with a few bucks still in my wallet.

I would return if in the area, but do it soon, Louisville just passed a 6-ft law, so all the bumping and grinding is coming to an end.