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Undressing your dancer

Current favorite and I are in the VIP, I'm sitting on the couch, loosening my tie, she's standing in front of me, legs spread, hands on her hips. Her: I'm not taking ANY of my clothes off. Me: (concerned) Why not? Her:…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is becoming my favorite club...

This is becoming my favorite club in Vegas. If you walk in, they will only charge $10 - $20, but the regular admission is $50. You can do even better by getting the…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

I've been to Fantasy's before and...

I've been to Fantasy's before and it was always kind of ho-hum. This trip, on a Saturday night, was MUCH better than those in the past. This club is ironic in that most…

Brass Stables

Nashville, Tennessee

I would best describe this club...

I would best describe this club as average- nothing special. I would say that if you are looking for drop dead beautiful girls with lots of extra milage and a great layoutif club- keep looking.…

Blush

Flagstaff, Arizona

Was staying in town for the...

Was staying in town for the evening, so I decided to check this place out. I walked in and go to the entrance area, and there was nobody there to greet me. After…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I visited here a couple of...

I visited here a couple of weeks ago. I concur with Shadowcat that the dances seemed to be toned down from what some girls used to do. I thought they were kind of…

Amnesia

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

When I'm in town and that's...

When I'm in town and that's once or twice a year I visit this place since I visit the Amnesia in TJ allot. It was kinda slow last month when I was there but and…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

Dropped by late on Thursday a...

Dropped by late on Thursday a few weeks ago. Only 3 girls were working, but they were all very attractive. One just rocked my world on stage, but never asked for a private…

Secrets

New York, New York

Avoid this club. If you want...

Avoid this club. If you want to become addicted to coke/crack then go there. I took one dancer(Nicky) to do a dance and she smelled so good. I kept smelling her and I couldn't stop.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I have to recant my previous...

I have to recant my previous impression of this club. I visited here on a Tuesday night and the guys out front wanted $4 to come in around 7 p.m., which I thought was…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

For the positives: Ladies are...

For the positives: Ladies are above average to smokin', worse day this week was just average. The attention at the stage was awesome and most of the ladies have a personality to complement…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I've been to Cheetah's several times...

I've been to Cheetah's several times over the last few months, here are my five cents. The club says they open at 11 am. Don't bother being there at that time, sometimes they don't even…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Oregon, Ohio

BORING!! It was so slow and...

BORING!! It was so slow and I felt sleepy as soon I sat down. The people barely wanted to be there. Body lanuage was obvious they were bored. Dancers were average. A lot of cars…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I had a great time here...

I had a great time here again. Stopped in on a Tuesday and there were plenty of beautiful latinas around. I basically picked the same type of girls and I picked 3 of…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Stopped in Thurs night around 8...

Stopped in Thurs night around 8 and had some great dances from 3-4 ladies. I tried out candieapple, who was great with her nice round enhanced boobs and they looked great over my little…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in Venus the other night....

Stopped in Venus the other night. Was a little disappointed with the quality of girls that I could see. Sometimes they have nice dancers, and sometimes they look like a Mack truck. Anyway I took…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

If you can make it out...

If you can make it out on a Tuesday night, the deal is 2/$20 for topless or 2/$30 for nude or semi-private topless. All other nights... same price for one dance. Either way,…

Hiphugger

Sunnyvale, California

not a bad playce for a...

not a bad playce for a playce that has alcohol. I saw many rosarios and a few guadalupes. Nogt bad. look at girls, take a shot, play some pool. I think it ricki…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This is, by far, the best...

This is, by far, the best club in So Cal. I don't own the place, nor am I at all affiliated, but this club ricks. The girls are great if you go on a Friday…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Passing through the area again on...

Passing through the area again on a Friday night, and the club is located just off I-90 do I decided to give it another try. There were more customers than management seems to have…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids Not the club it use...

Bandaids Not the club it use to be Having not visited clubs for awhile on 6/3 went to Baidaids and had great as usual experience with Lisa Marie on afternoon shift. Was hassled for drinks and…

Las Vegas Strip Club

Auckland, New Zealand

As nothing better to do in...

As nothing better to do in this famous bussy so called "K' Road", we got in invited by the bouncer's offer of 10 dollar entry fee (normally 20, and 20 onwords elsewhere too), we got…

Blush

Portland, Oregon

Blush is located on a major...

Blush is located on a major divided street. This makes it easy to find, but not real easy to get to if you happen to be heading north. The parking lot is small, and crowded.…

Mavericks

Sioux City, Iowa

Went there late wednesday nigth about...

Went there late wednesday nigth about 10 to 15 guys there. There were 5 dancers on duty they had a $3 cover and the beers aren't to bad i don't drink much so i…

Secrets Love Boutique

Dayton, Ohio

Driving past the Love Boutique I...

Driving past the Love Boutique I could not resist stopping in to see who might be there. To my supprise on of my favs was there. Had not seen April in a while.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

important stuff: 22 dollar cover, plus...

important stuff: 22 dollar cover, plus around 10-15 dollar cab ride. or limo service for free with tip. large center stage, with 1 smaller stage in back with couches. As the night goes on, all couches not next…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

So I've been here a couple...

So I've been here a couple times now, with wildly varying results. Thought I'd write a more educated review of the place having some better perspective here now. Physically, it's be really hard to complain…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts should be on everyone's must...

Bogarts should be on everyone's must visit list. It isn't a fancy place like the updated Flight Club across the street, but I don't need a zillion dollar upgraded club to have fun. I…

Roxy's

Rootstown, Ohio

The dancers vary in personality. Some...

The dancers vary in personality. Some dancers have a personality some don't even know what a personality is. Sometimes the dancers are a bit too aggressive and get upset if you don't want a dance…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

I've made two visits to Mustangs...

I've made two visits to Mustangs in the last couple of weeks, and have had a great time both visits. The first visit, I got a beer at the bar and sat down in a booth.…

Whoosah Lounge

Fulton, New York

This place has gone to the...

This place has gone to the dogs, and dogs in bikinis are just not attractive. I was scairt of going into the VIP rooms, because of the heft, girth, and sheer hairiness of the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This was first visit to the...

This was first visit to the Flight Club since they remodeled and added the Flying Aces Casino. I arrived around one o'clock in the afternoon. At least for now, the casino doesn't open unil…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

In El Paso for business and...

In El Paso for business and this club was down the street from hotel so decided to check it out. Cover was $5 about 9 oclock at night. about 8 dancers on shift…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped by after the Cardinals game...

Stopped by after the Cardinals game the other night and it was a lot of fun. The girls on shift were all very pretty. The usual one or two that really should be…

Silk Stockings

Southampton Township, Pennsylvania

I am a local and I've...

I am a local and I've considered going to Silk Stocking ever since I came of age. However, the bad reviews and rumors I heard about it kept me away for so long. Finally, I…

The Mansion

Amite City, Louisiana

Went to the Mansion last night....

Went to the Mansion last night. This is my second trip there. The club is out in the middle of nowhere and is a rathole. Its actually pretty large, but a complete…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Went on a saturday night. ...

Went on a saturday night. I've never been to this club, but I heard some positive reviews and decided to give it a try. The first thing I noticed is that the layout…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Visited 390 for the first time...

Visited 390 for the first time in about 3 years. Physical club is fantastic except there is just not enough seating. At least half of what there is is marked RESERVED for VIPs.…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I too am not a big...

I too am not a big fan of the layout but that's really not a big deal since most people stay on one side of the club anyway. There has definitely been some turnover since…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Stopped at Skybox after a disappointing...

Stopped at Skybox after a disappointing visit to Club 390. While 390 is pretty exciting and "classy", they aren't very welcoming to a stranger like myself. NO SUCH PROBLEM AT SKYBOX. I…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

I had never been to the...

I had never been to the Players Club before, so I thought I would give it a shot. I sat down at the bar and had a couple beers with the dancers pretty much ignoring…

Mynt Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

This is the sister club to...

This is the sister club to Spyce, and let me say there is still work to do. I like the layout, but I went there on a Friday night, there was only three or four…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Havent been here in a long...

Havent been here in a long time and with the St James just down the road these guys have tough competition. Showed up around 1:30 and immediately a really cute girl from Ecuador sat on…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

Went with a buddy after years...

Went with a buddy after years of not going. The place has stayed the same as we remembered. Dated furniture, older building. Girls are a mix of 6-10. Private…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

This place is next to a...

This place is next to a junk yard off Foster road. The last of the Tommy clubs. Every time I pass by and dont see very many cars outside. Just a tavern turned into a…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

Went down to my old stomping...

Went down to my old stomping grounds at Heartbreaker's last night. Things were slow, probably less than a dozen customers there counting me, and from what I could gather, that's been the norm of recent.…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Stopped by after work to meet...

Stopped by after work to meet with some friends and have a few drinks.It has really been awhile since I have been in and I must admit the dancers were fairly attractive and attentive.This skinny…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Alright, being new to the area...

Alright, being new to the area and reading several reviews, it seemed apparent that "the Church" is where I needed to got to have a good time. From the beginning I'll be honest, I was…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Back to IR and not much...

Back to IR and not much has changed. Lots of custys and lots of smoke. 20+ dancers with two at a time on the main stage. Quite a wait to get a…

Sweet Dreams Gentlemens Club

Bluefield, West Virginia

I stopped in on Saturday at...

I stopped in on Saturday at around 8pm. The bar is kinda small but everybody was very friendly and there is no door charge. The drinks are very reasonably priced- beer is $4.00 and most…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Went late Saturday evening. Place is...

Went late Saturday evening. Place is pretty big. There is a main stage with another in the "champagne lounge". There are a couple of go-go cages in the seating area. There are a couple of…

Ark Angels Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

This is the newest club in...

This is the newest club in Portland, and one of the few in downtown. It's in a nice area right next to the World Trade Center rather than the rest of the downtown clubs…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Went late Saturday evening. Place is...

Went late Saturday evening. Place is pretty big. There is a main stage with another in the "champagne lounge". There are a couple of go-go cages in the seating area. There are a couple of…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday afternoon. The club is located in an okay part of town and one doesn't feel unsafe going there. The place is kind of worn and…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This is a pretty far drive...

This is a pretty far drive for me since I live in the west Chicago suburbs, but when the urge hits me, this is the strip club to go too! The no alcohol policy is…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I went to XTC South a...

I went to XTC South a few months back on a Tuesday night. It was my first strip club experience, so my memories may be skewed just a tad. The spot: the club itself seems safe…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Not a bad place for a...

Not a bad place for a late Tuesday night. Stopped there at about 2:00am while visiting from out of town. Figured it wouldn't be so good because of the amount of cars in…

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Stripper Next Door: Final Update

I've been waiting for the dust to settle, literally, to close the final chapter on this. To re-up-Last November, Carla the stipper moved in next door. She was unattractive and smoked like a house on fire. She didn't have a…

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Mom&Boyfriend watch daughter strip

I remember a little over a decade ago, my old ATF was sitting with me on a slow Sunday dayshift when all of a sudden a woman and her boyfriend walk in and park themselves in the front row. 2…

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brookpark rd - cleveland, oh

I will be spending some time once a week in the brookpark road area of cleveland. Just wondering if you guys have any recommendations for that area at night? I have been to Amber's before in the afternoon and…

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Strippers get paid for stripping and then get fucked by their attorney.

The city of Daytona Beach Shores has agreed to pay $195,000 to settle a federal lawsuit claiming four exotic dancers and two female bartenders were illegally strip-searched in 2009 during a raid on the bar where they worked. U.S. District Judge…

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Porn vs. Prostitution?

Every once in awhile I wake up in the morning from dreams that give me deeper insight into issues going on in the world. This morning I woke up wondering how it is possible that porn is legal…

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Club visit without the club

Have any of you guys (or Lopaw) done private parties? I texted a dancer a few days ago to see if she would be working during my upcoming visit as I have liked her performance and attitude in the…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Was bored this past tuesday night...

Was bored this past tuesday night so I decided to go check out this club, when you first see it you don't think its a strip club you think maybe a bar, or something else.…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

had to be in Greenville one...

had to be in Greenville one business, so stopped by on my way out of town. been long time since I had been here but nothing much has changed. still way to cold…

Cadillac

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

Extremely good looking girls but EXPENSIVE!...

Extremely good looking girls but EXPENSIVE! Beer was 180 pesos. Very nice club with chairs stage side and couches around the outside. Did not visit VIP due to prices. Girls were pushy to buy…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

I visited the club last month,...

I visited the club last month, June, on a Thursday evening. I have a number of posts for this club because I usually enjoy myself and look forward to coming back. I had…

The Factory

Riverdale, Illinois

I visited the Factory on a...

I visited the Factory on a Thursday night. I must have been drawn in by the bright lights off of I 90/94. I paid the $5 valet and the $20 cover and walked in. I…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Had an hour to kill on...

Had an hour to kill on my way home and decided to stop by the Ball Park. The place has always been known for being dirty, and smoke filled. Well they seem to be trying…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Went to LEC on a Friday...

Went to LEC on a Friday afternoon in late June. It was easy to find since I knew what I was looking for from earlier reviews. Very good highway access and plenty of…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

My first review was lacking details....

My first review was lacking details. Trying again. Went in on Wednesday night around 10:30. Its a small club compared to ones I've been to in Jersey. Maybe because it was Wednesday I got easy…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

In my opinion, Club Onyx is...

In my opinion, Club Onyx is the premier black strip club in Atlanta. The dancers all look like they are regular beautiful college girls. They just happen to be dancing naked. In…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Still one of my all time...

Still one of my all time favorite clubs anywhere. The club itself is clean and in good and the beer is always ice cold. Girls play music from a juke box and there…

Wild J's

Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania

was headed home from northern PA,...

was headed home from northern PA, figure break the trip up and stop by and check out the place again, I am glad i did, met a beautiful young lady, Riley. This girl is…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

The club had a little bit...

The club had a little bit of a run down fill to it. Everything looked clean though. The bathroom was the most rundown looking, both stalls were missing their doors, and anyone washing their hands…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

If you've been to PP, you...

If you've been to PP, you know what to expect. Ample, free and safe parking. $3-8 cover charge depending on time of day. Great happy hour from 4-8pm. Unmatched quality of dancers in Columbia, whether…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

The more I think about it,...

The more I think about it, the more I realize this place is just nothing like it was. To start with, whoever the owner is that walks around upset all the time and barks…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

What the? Two dancers...

What the? Two dancers during the day shift on this day at 4:00 pm, c'mon now, at least no cover this day. The good news was that the two on shift were…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Decided to give Synn another try,...

Decided to give Synn another try, went there before and was not impressed. Second time around nothing changed. This club has the best setup that I have seen so far. The lap dance area is…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Well got there around seven not...

Well got there around seven not alot of girls there. Most of the girls weren't that attractive and a little bigger than I like. There were a few pretty girls but they were scarce.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Went at noon and stayed until...

Went at noon and stayed until 3:30pm or so. 18 dancers on the scheduled; the most I have ever seen on a rotation that early in the day. I went the Friday prior…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Gallaghers is always top-notch. I really...

Gallaghers is always top-notch. I really don't see a reason to go to too posh a club when there's such a value to be had here. Girls of all ethnicities in the early afternoon. Too…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

the cover is now $15 always,...

the cover is now $15 always, but that includes all the boring cokes u can drink! Woo-Hoo! no alcohol, no smoking. jesus wouldnt want us to be drinking while enjoyin neked girls! stupid laws. hot…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

I have always wondered what this...

I have always wondered what this club would be like. Finally took the plunge. Club is in a heavily industrialized section of Coral Gables on Shipping Ave right off SW 38 AVE (one…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Just moved up to the Bay...

Just moved up to the Bay Area from LA, so went to check out the Poodle. The first thing I noticed is that the place definitely has more of a dive quality to it--maybe…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

On a business trip in Hartford...

On a business trip in Hartford so deciding on whether to go to casinos or club. Went to casino on last trip so EB it was. Not much has changed but I don't remember the…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Went to the Trophy Club a...

Went to the Trophy Club a few months ago for the first time. The club itself doesn't look like much from the outside. Went late on a Friday night and there was hardly anyone there.…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I heard good things about this...

I heard good things about this club. I went on Fourth of July night after going to other nightclubs looking for a good time. However, the majority of the dancers did not catch my eye.…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Stopped in after a long absence...

Stopped in after a long absence to see if anything new going on. It is now 'owned' or at least managed by a lady who has worked as a waitress at several other clubs.…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

I have been to the club...

I have been to the club numerous time and on different days. There are girls to meet all your needs whether you like small girls, big girls, black or white. Their prices are not posted,so…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

Classier than an equivalent club in...

Classier than an equivalent club in the USA, and a good location--Byward Market. Sunday afternoon is not a great time to visit, but we had four lovely girls dancing for us, although a…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Was back in detroit for the...

Was back in detroit for the long weekend and decided to pop into the club with some buddies. The placed was packed on a Saturday evening but also had plenty of dancers (and lots of…

Chacha's

Chicago, Illinois

This was my second time coming...

This was my second time coming here and I have to say it beats going to the high priced strip clubs else where but I digress. When I first pulled in the unpaved lumpy parking…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Visited twice on a weekend, once...

Visited twice on a weekend, once on Friday afternoon and again on Saturday night. Overall, I was impressed with the club. On Friday afternoon, I was met shortly after entering with a nice…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

Friday after work, we were throwing...

Friday after work, we were throwing a birthday party for our pal. $10 entry fee, and the birthday boy got in free. We all pitched in to get our buddy VIP dances from…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

Couples Friendly - where it counts....

Couples Friendly - where it counts. The waitstaff didn't much like my girlfriend, but the dancers thought she was awesome! Anytime I approached the stage, the dancers would look back at my GF…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

This is a review on two...

This is a review on two separate visits. First time, July 4th, almost empty. There were literally two girls! Both attractive and I got some dances from the tall brunette. Problem…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

My how HB has fallen on...

My how HB has fallen on harder times. It was always the red-headed, little sister of Platinum but past trip was even worse. In the past you could find during the Tuesday night drink special…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

When I went for the first...

When I went for the first time, I thought the twenty dollars was pretty steep, but decided to give it a chance. The bouncer told some guys there was white girls in there, but…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

When I went for the first...

When I went for the first time, I thought the twenty dollars was pretty steep, but decided to give it a chance. The bouncer told some guys there was white girls in there, but…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I hope the remodeling makes a...

I hope the remodeling makes a huge difference, because when I went, the ambiance was creepy and depressing. The physical club ratings should start to go up, but I haven't seen it remodeled, so that…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This club tends to be quiet....

This club tends to be quiet. Beautiful club and friendly staff and dancers. Some of the dancers more "friendly" than others. Quite a few WOC here. Many of their drinks and beer go for $4,…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

While this place may not compare...

While this place may not compare to the other clubs in knoxville as far as the facilities go, it is a pretty decent value for what you pay for. The girl behind the bar was…

Maxim

Zürich, Switzerland

A nice little stop across the...

A nice little stop across the river from most of the clubs. They'll get on stage here. At Maxim they actually served me a drink! And they let me buy girls a drink!…

Egoist Nightclub

Zürich, Switzerland

Mysteriously cheaper than the other clubs...

Mysteriously cheaper than the other clubs with comparable girls. But why question? This club wasn't on my list. But after crossing two canals on foot and the place I was looking…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

The reputation of this club makes...

The reputation of this club makes you set your standards high. They will be met! Went there with a buddy as the night was winding down. We had a few pitchers...cheap! We…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Just made a trip to DC....

Just made a trip to DC. Have not been here in over 15 years. Been searching for a good strip club to visit after doing the tourist stuff. Of course DC is small and kinda…

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Downtown Cleveland Crazy Horse Busted!

i haven't been there in over 15 years and by judging the comments in reviews i haven't missed anything so i have to wonder if the cops were out to get them because of something else. except for maybe the…

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Myrtle Beach escorts

Hi all...this may be a bit off the beaten path but here goes. I will be going to MB in August for a little golfing - was going to hit the booby bars (thanks to this site, I now…

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What kind of airplane do you fly to the club?

CARIGNAN, Que. -- Transport Canada has launched an investigation to determine why a pilot landed his ultralight aircraft in the parking lot of a strip club in this town south of Montreal. Local police say they received a 911 call…

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A Job.

i heard the club was amazing.I also heard they have nice looking dancers. i never been but i would want to go one day. and i was just wanting to know how can i work up there? i want to…

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Hey editor: WTF

Peep N Tom's • Arlington, Texas • July 7, 2011 Visited on: Unknown • Dancers on Shift: Unknown Ratings: Physical Club: 10 • Dancer Quality: 10 • Dollar Value: 10 • Overall Rating: 10.00 / 10 i heard the club was…

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Just another fun night at the strip club...

Largo man arrested after string of crimes police say began at strip club [Pinellas County Sheriff's Office] It took police, deputies, a helicopter and a police dog to catch Nicholas R. Fox after officials said he led law enforcement officers on a…

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LACTATING DANCER

sort of an add on to the previous ? about squirter. anyone every been in VIP and found out that the dancer was lactating?

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Fake orgasm contests

I am ashamed to admit that I heard the DJ at my favorite club announce that the club will start fake orgasm contests. I assume this will be done by the dancers. Don't we already get enough of this from…

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Tampa extras

hi gents..will be in town visting from Maryland later this week..from my research it appears some good places to possibly receive some extra special treatment would be lipstixx- if dancers are actually working when you go, Scarlett's-though it appears there…

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Dancer: "Careful, I'm a squirter!”

When I get to the club, my current favorite is in an extra frisky mood. She says she's glad I came in, because she's really horny today. Now, 9 times out of 10 when a dancer says that,…

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Yet another skank feeling entitled

Roy Williams wants to get back the ring he mailed to girlfriend: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Roy-Williams-wants-to-get-back-the-ring-he-maile?urn=nfl-wp3160 She says she lost it; the insurance company says her Dad is hanging on to it. If there's any justice in the world, she'll be sentenced to pay society back…

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Three some??

A stripper offered to have a threesome with my bf and I. We have her number. I'm a little worried about a few things. 1. Is she clean? How will we know and how can we be safe? 2. Is it automatically…

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Feds Sell Former Mob-Owned Seattle Strip Clubs at Auction

Law enforcement agencies will split well over $3 million taken in the sale of the two clubs SEATTLE—Who says crime doesn't pay? The Department of Justice saw a nice payday last week with the auction of two Seattle adult entertainment establishments,…

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New Porn Star ???

Vivid Entertainment announces it has offered Casey Anthony a position (we can well imagine several positions she could fill) in upcoming porn flicks. Whether or not we believe a gross transgression of justice has been committed in Orlando by…

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Pole dancer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEM4ufDe368

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Where would you go?

If you had the ability to fly out of Atlanta in the morning and fly back at night... where would you go? What city / strip club would you choose in the SE to go to for one day…

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The male mind can be interesting

As luck would have it, somehow I got dragged (kicking and screaming) on a shopping trip over the holiday weekend. Along with six women, I was the only man on this adventure to the Disneyland of shopping, aka, the…

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Happy bikini day

If this doesn't start your blood pumping, nothing will! http://strangebeaver.com/2011/07/happy-bikini-day/

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More SS Or................................??

Driving a current sweetie back to Calgary on Sunday afternoon after my Canada Day bash. I put on some of my old tunes. After Bob Seger's 'Like A Rock', sweetie turns off the music and says to me: "That's YOU, you…

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How to act when you're the only one in a club

Hi all, For the SC veterans out there, can you provide advice on how to act when you're the only one in a club? The local clubs in my area aren't very high mileage so I've been visiting others when I…

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STAGE TIPS

what's the usual $ amount that you tip a dancer during her stage performance. I feel a little bit cheap just tucking a dollar in her garter so I will do at least $3. save a $5 for…

Pros and Cons of Being a Strip Club Regular

<p> Now for those who are new to this or just dont have a clue here are some personal things I&#39;ve learned and pros and cons of being a strip club regular.</p> <p> PROS</p> <p> -staff knows you and you normally get better treatment and less hassle from security<br /> -the dancers feel more comfortable approaching you and you can get better dances out of them<br /> - you get drinks on the house if your cool with the bartender<br /> - alot of hook ups and otc experiences if you play it right</p> <p> CONS</p> <p> <br /> -dancers will try to &quot;claim&quot; you so if theres a new hot dancer at the club.. chances are shes been told that your taken<br /> -you learn too much about the dancers(personal issues,baby daddy drama)i…

Death of a Club kills the whole block

<p> In the Kansas City area there once was a club named Diamond Joe&#39;s. Long story short it is no more. It was in a less than great part of town but was the closest place to see some decent t&amp;a if not the least expensive. I drove through the area on the way to a recent road trip thinking it might be a good time before a long drive. It seems this club suffered a double whammy first with the booby police enforcing the new law, then the local economy collapsed. It seems like this club was the one semi successful business in the area and when the boobies went so did the club and then the neighborhood. Even the…

More Rules from 5 Pros and one Neophyte

<p> Let&#39;s start by my admitting that I am the Neophyte and that any wisdom laid down here is the product of the pros who have spent much time and money in strip clubs. And, yes, there are some of you out there who are questioning the intelligence of people who spend lots of time and money in such places. I learned that you should take good advice where you find it and that if you listen carefully you hear profound stuff in the least likely of places.<br /> <br /> I was reminded of these rules as I was reading &quot;Rules for Lending Money to a Stripper&quot;. Great Stuff and Kudos to &quot;wasted&quot; for a great article<br /> <br /> With all that out…

A Detroit Strip Club Guide

<p> Detroit used to be known for its cars, but with the decline of the American auto companies Detroit&#39;s premiere industry is now strip clubs. The Detroit area boasts many clubs from upscale gentlemen&#39;s establishments to dark and dangerous dives. The dancers vary from beautiful women who are too good for the likes of me to tattooed hippos who should be prohibited by law from removing their clothes in public. But compared to dancers in most cities, Detroit strippers are fast women who provide great mileage.<br /> <br /> I&#39;m not going to recommend individual clubs because I have not visited all the clubs. The TUSCL reviews will give you better information on all the clubs than I could provide. I&#39;m going to…

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Ahh Detroit

I had an excellent visit in Detroit mid week. I am an absolute PL and Detroit was a bit of a challenge. Remember, all posting on this site are fictions in nature. My Detroit visit by the numbers: Nights 2 Clubs 2 Dancers…

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TUSCL Email Notifications

I used to get email notifications when I published a review, or if I received a PM. Now, I'm getting email notifications when anyone posts to a thread to which I've contributed. Is there anyway to turn this feature…

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1st time doing VIP

I have been strip clubbing here in Portland for about three years, and I have yet to try VIP. This is in part due to the expensive price and another part due to hearing VIP isn't that much different than…

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Best cheer leader pics ever...just for you Steve.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/749957-100-best-cheerleader-pics-ever#/articles/749957-100-best-cheerleader-pics-ever/page/31

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What Kind of Car do you Drive to the Club ?

In the past, we've commented on strippers driving POS cars, but I was wondering if you were comfortable enough with club parking to take a new or nearly new car to the club ? Have you ever had a car…

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First Use Of Cialis.............!!!!!

This past weekend with one of my Alberta OTC sweeties at my farm was my first use of chemical help. My doc suggested Cialis as best for me. Holy Shit!! No four hour boner, but Mr. Wood was alert and…

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"What is the obsession with screwing strippers."

This comment was made in response to one of the articles, and it comes up periodically. First off, for me, the punctuation really belongs after "screwing" and not where it is. Dancers just tend to be the outlet with which…

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Clubbing on the 4th

I know at least 2 places in the Detroit area will be open on the 4th. Good old Bogarts and Henry VIII South (the hellhole of the world) What clubs are open in your cities, guys and gals?

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Happy 4th of July!

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men (and lopaw) are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of hot young strippers for…

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NY Club Question

I have a short trip coming up soon. I normally visit Gallaghers and/or Flashdancers, sometimes Rick's. However, I do sometimes like to hit a seedier place, if the mood strikes. The problem is that, on a recent trip, I…

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Analyst Says Rick's Cabaret Stock Worth Twice Its Current Price

HOUSTON—A market analyst by the name of RJ Towner has evaluated Rick's Cabaret, a publicly traded owner and manager of upscale gentlemen's clubs, and has come to the conclusion that the company's stock is worth $16/share or more. Shares are…

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Penis cancer

One of my favorite dancers told me today that her boy friend just told her that he had penis cancer. They will try chemo and if that doesn't work then they will have to do a penectomy. That's right.…

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Numerically Challenged

Friday evening at the Hustler Club outside Detroit, I bought a dancer a $13 drink and gave the blonde waitress a $20. She returned with a stack of $1's and when I counted them there were only 6 bills.…

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Booze making its way into fast-food outlets

Would you like a glass of wine with that bacon double cheeseburger? In an effort to boost sales during slow business hours, fast food restaurants like Burger King and Sonic and coffee powerhouse Starbucks are experimenting with sales of alcohol along…

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batter bang for your $$$

Hey All, which VIP dance is the best for your money. A vip dance at Nikitas in Wolford SC or a champaine dance at Platnum Pluss in Greenville SC