The male mind can be interesting
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As luck would have it, somehow I got dragged (kicking and screaming) on a shopping trip over the holiday weekend. Along with six women, I was the only man on this adventure to the Disneyland of shopping, aka, the Outlet Mall.
When we arrived, I just parked my butt on an outside bench and watched the people walk by. It was a gorgeous day and the mall was extremely crowded, so the time passed quickly. Most of the women were dressed in shorts and halter tops and many were quite attractive. I enjoyed myself, but as time went by, I thought to myself, although these women are mostly all attractive, none would really qualify to work in a strip club. Of the hundreds of women I saw that day, there were only two that I could picture as dancers - and of those two, only one was really super hot.
It's funny how our minds adjust to our surroundings. If in a strip club, we wouldn't give them time of time...but in this environment, I found most to be quite striking.
...just my 2 cents on a boring day
When we arrived, I just parked my butt on an outside bench and watched the people walk by. It was a gorgeous day and the mall was extremely crowded, so the time passed quickly. Most of the women were dressed in shorts and halter tops and many were quite attractive. I enjoyed myself, but as time went by, I thought to myself, although these women are mostly all attractive, none would really qualify to work in a strip club. Of the hundreds of women I saw that day, there were only two that I could picture as dancers - and of those two, only one was really super hot.
It's funny how our minds adjust to our surroundings. If in a strip club, we wouldn't give them time of time...but in this environment, I found most to be quite striking.
...just my 2 cents on a boring day
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why wouldn't they qualify to work in a strip club? are you saying the dancers you see in strip club's are hotter than the girls you see in other public places like malls and clothing stores, etc?
I am going to throw something out that newmark's post made me think about...
I venture to say that women often look better dressed than nude. The many reason, clothing can hide a lot of flaws and also give a false impression as to what may lie beneath.
and for me the best looking females ive ever seen werent strippers
I don't know if there is a Tilted Kilt near you, but after visiting the one in Columbus, OH the waitresses were all hot enough to be strippers. Even the wife had to agree. After eating there we went to the mall. Unfortunately the hottest girls were probably all underage, except a few women in their 30s. We should have gone tothe outside mall, I bet there were way more dancer candidates there.
Just curious if you happened to talk to any of the women, or notice if they noticed you checking them out?
Recently I was in a mall and saw a young hottie in a short skirt and revealing top approaching me. Completely forgetting where I was, I gave her a long look, my best stripclub smile, and a "hey" as we passed. She gave me a saucy smile and a "hey, yourself" back.
When I realized where I was, I was glad she didn't call security on me!
No, darnit! (Although she was the blond, blue-eyed cheerleader type, lol).
But speaking of that, I did get stop and get my car washed on Saturday at a local High School Cheerleader car wash fundraiser. (The odd thing was I had just been to the regular car wash the day before - but your car can never be too clean, right?)
99.99% of women, when totally nude, no makeup, just standing there, are unattractive. That also goes for most women "stars" who guys go nuts over. With all the makeup and crap they look good, but scrape off the warpaint, etc., and I'm guessing most are downright scary. Angelina is a perfect example. Pretty face with the right makeup, but her body is scarecrow scary. Most "stars" are at best average looking in real life, and if you saw them on the street with no makeup you wouldn't look twice. Same goes for most strippers. I live in SoCal, and I'm not sure what malls you guys go to, but the same thing goes for the girls at the mall. Most are too-young teeny boppers, or much older women, or Moms dragging kids around. Here they rarely dress to impress guys. Strippers in a club look hot because it's dark, they have lots of makeup, hot outfits and heels, and they smell good. Take away all that and you'd wonder what you saw in them inside the club.
Thirty years ago, a military friend made a comment about a smokin hottie that I nearly landed a date with. He said, "Look at it this way. If you landed her, you would have to fight every single guy in San Diego. Do you want to do that ?"
I am inclined to agree with you for certain cases, but in some clubs I have been there are some true beauties for sure. I've seen a number of the girls outside in their "civilian clothes" and let me tell you they're just as good looking if not more in some ways (I have a thing for a natural look).
And among the top models in the world, like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, etc. they still do have amazing bodies and look good with minimal make up. Sure the make up improves things for them, but they wouldn't be where they are without a good natural look to start with.
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