I had a dancer squirt milk at me several times many years ago because she kept them producing as long as possible using a breats pump and thought it made a nice gimmick. And the best part is she went on to be a porn star named Debbi Diamond!
Yes there is a girl at Heatbreakers in Columbia SC named Daisy. She is very hot and while sitting on my lap squezzed her nipple and white milk ozzed out. Not sure if it was a turn on or not. More I thought about it the more it kinda grossed me out. Was just kinda weird I think.
Actually had a dancer squirt into my White Russian to prove she was lactating. She was hot and I was drunk, so it was fun. People get grossed out by human breast milk, but don't mind pouring juice from the ugliest farm animal on their cereal.
Yes, I got an unwelcomed surprise from a dancer who was still lactating after having a baby. I stopped sucking her nipples the second I tasted the milk and spit out whatever I may have taken in onto a napkin. Her milk tasted rather bitter, IMHO, so I didn't want to taste more. It kinda grossed me out - maybe too maternal for a strip club?
Somewhat related: There was a story in the news recently. I heard about it on a Seattle talk radio station. A 30 yr.-old, intoxicated, lactating woman was involved in an altercation with police. She pulled out a boob and squirted the cop with her breast milk. She was charged with disorderly conduct. I wonder if there was any dash cam video of that. I didn't make the effort to look, but if anyone out there knows of any video of this, I'd really like to see it!
I freely admit that I sampled my wife's, but somebody else's is not something I'm interested. The female body is good at filtering toxins out of breast milk, but it's not perfect. Combine that with the way some of the girls abuse their bodies, and it's a non starter for me.
I've occasionally over several years had a dancer warn me that she was producing milk. One time a dancer was leaning her breast against me while sitting next to me at my table. I noticed milk seemed to be flowing out behind her bikini top. Her nipple was pressed against me but her bikini top seemed to be absorbing the milk. She cleaned up and I got some lap dances from her. I'm not sure what started it but during the second dance, she thought it would be funny to squirt me in the face. I held my hands up to stop her milk from hitting me in the face. I managed to block every squirt. She tried several times. She thought it was funny. I had been drinking so it didn't bother me except that I'd rather play with her tits rather than hold my hands up to stop from drinking her milk. Drinking a dancer's milk is a step beyond what I want to do in a strip club. I don't think that was her intention since she gave me a warning. Now if she stuck her nipple in my mouth and told me I could suck on it, that would have been sneaky, especially if I didn't know she was lactating.
Many years ago (here we go again . . .) there was a funky place near Akron called The Nest. It was the first place I saw totally nude dancers and one of the hottest could squirt milk from her A cup titties. She was the nastiest girl I had ever seen up close and if I knew then what I know now, it could have been even more amazing. I have seen a few dancers lactate since then, but none left an impression on my twisted little mind like that first one.
I ran across my first milk maid last week. I had agreed to a couch dance at the bar and before we went back she warned me by pulling one out and squeezing out a little milk. She presented it as either an option or a warning depending on what I wanted. I was neither turned on or off, but avoided the milk. She was quite a pistol as she told a great story while soliciting OTC.
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