This place has gone to the...

This place has gone to the dogs, and dogs in bikinis are just not attractive. I was scairt of going into the VIP rooms, because of the heft, girth, and sheer hairiness of the nasty hoes at the bar. Fortunately, none of the beasts working for the joint seemed interested in getting off their wide backsides to do much of anything at all. Even the guy sleeping in the corner did not seem much interested, and the hoes were to lazy to even pick up his spilled drink, or go through his filthy clothes to roll him for the $3.50 laying on the beer soaked table he was slumped over.

Used to be you go to this joint, enter with NO COVER ($5), have a few beers for $3 each and look at some good looking girls. And rumor had it the VIP rooms WERE hot. Tina and crew made you quite happy.

Now this place is a shit hole, with fat, nasty woman, and a cross-eyed, cross dressing troll behind the bar.