One of my favorite dancers told me today that her boy friend just told her that he had penis cancer. They will try chemo and if that doesn't work then they will have to do a penectomy. That's right. Cut off his dick. She is upset because she said he has 9 inches and knows how to use it.
Now I understand why I hear so many customers complain about strippers talking about their boy friends. I did consol her though by offering her mine.
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Never heard about penis cancer but I guess it can happen anywhere. Too bad. Personally I don't mind strippers talking about their boy friend during the course of a conversation but definitely hate it when they talk about their boy friends during the dances, good or bad and it has happened to me few times.
I have heard of testicular cancer and I have asked a dancer to "examine me for testicular caner by checking for any lumps during our dance". It got her to laugh but she was not extras friendly-damn it Ohio!!
Well, samsung1, come back to Detroit. "Doctor" Tiana stands, errr, kneels and performs that "service" amongst others.
I don't know. 9-inch cock, fucking a stripper, then get penis cancer. Balance restored to the universe?
Just a joke, no I'll will intended.
Strippers can cause cancer? I thought getting an STD would be bad
It's like George Carlin once said "And the next STD that comes along ? You stick your dick in and BOOM !! It explodes !!"
Dudester: I'm pretty sure that was Eddie Murphy.
Richard Pryor no doubt
Dave chappell I thought ???
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