Penis cancer

One of my favorite dancers told me today that her boy friend just told her that he had penis cancer. They will try chemo and if that doesn't work then they will have to do a penectomy. That's right. Cut off his dick. She is upset because she said he has 9 inches and knows how to use it.

Now I understand why I hear so many customers complain about strippers talking about their boy friends. I did consol her though by offering her mine.