Fake orgasm contests

6 comments

• newmark

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  13 years ago

  They should do it for the guys. There'd be a run on the squirt mayo containers at Waffle House.
• Alucard

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  13 years ago

  Amen shadowcat
• harrydave

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  13 years ago

  I've seen a bunch of these sorts of contests. In no particular order:
  - wet tee shirt (I actually like this format...the clothes stay on, but...)
  - pole dancing
  - strip tease
  - mud/jello/oil wrestling
  - foxy boxing
  - rump/booty shaking (but only in the right club...a big shout out to Bandaids in Phoenix)
  
  I saw a fake orgasm contest in a regular nightclub once. It was not exciting.
  
  The contest I would like to see is the New DJ Contest. Man, that should yield some dividends.
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  I like the toughest titty contest bounce them bad boys like a basketball
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  I've seen more than enough fake orgasms in my life, so I'll pass, thanks.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  How about a real orgasm contest? I'd be willing to do my part to help a dancer win.