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Fake orgasm contests

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

I am ashamed to admit that I heard the DJ at my favorite club announce that the club will start fake orgasm contests. I assume this will be done by the dancers. Don't we already get enough of this from S/Os or dancers during private dances?

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newmark

They should do it for the guys. There'd be a run on the squirt mayo containers at Waffle House.

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Alucard

Amen shadowcat

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harrydave

I've seen a bunch of these sorts of contests. In no particular order:

  • wet tee shirt (I actually like this format...the clothes stay on, but...)
  • pole dancing
  • strip tease
  • mud/jello/oil wrestling
  • foxy boxing
  • rump/booty shaking (but only in the right club...a big shout out to Bandaids in Phoenix)

I saw a fake orgasm contest in a regular nightclub once. It was not exciting.

The contest I would like to see is the New DJ Contest. Man, that should yield some dividends.

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gatorfan

I like the toughest titty contest bounce them bad boys like a basketball

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georgmicrodong

I've seen more than enough fake orgasms in my life, so I'll pass, thanks.

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jackslash

How about a real orgasm contest? I'd be willing to do my part to help a dancer win.

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