14 years ago

Fake orgasm contests

I am ashamed to admit that I heard the DJ at my favorite club announce that the club will start fake orgasm contests. I assume this will be done by the dancers. Don't we already get enough of this from S/Os or dancers during private dances?

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newmark

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14 years ago

They should do it for the guys. There'd be a run on the squirt mayo containers at Waffle House.

Alucard

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14 years ago

Amen shadowcat

harrydave

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14 years ago

I've seen a bunch of these sorts of contests. In no particular order:

wet tee shirt (I actually like this format...the clothes stay on, but...)
pole dancing
strip tease
mud/jello/oil wrestling
foxy boxing
rump/booty shaking (but only in the right club...a big shout out to Bandaids in Phoenix)

I saw a fake orgasm contest in a regular nightclub once. It was not exciting.

The contest I would like to see is the New DJ Contest. Man, that should yield some dividends.

gatorfan

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14 years ago

I like the toughest titty contest bounce them bad boys like a basketball

georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

I've seen more than enough fake orgasms in my life, so I'll pass, thanks.

jackslash

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14 years ago

How about a real orgasm contest? I'd be willing to do my part to help a dancer win.

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