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14 years ago

Stripper Next Door: Final Update

I've been waiting for the dust to settle, literally, to close the final chapter on this.

To re-up-Last November, Carla the stipper moved in next door. She was unattractive and smoked like a house on fire. She didn't have a car (I live 7 miles from the nearest bus line) and she would promise OTC action for rides home, then she would reneg. After a couple of loud discussions on the stoop at 4 a.m., I complained.

One day in March, Carla was gone. In her place was her yonger and cuter sister Stephanie, and her beau-Albert. Quickly, the couple moved in a middle aged boarder who hung out on the stoop and drank. He also told everyone how brilliant he was and how stupid everyone else was. After I complained, they threw him out.

The next day at 8 a.m., a young black drug dealer was knocking on their door. He was there every morning at 8. I complained. Albert & Stephanie decided to move him in to stop the knocking. I complained, but management was already aware and they had already put the couple on notice.

A couple of days later, there was commotion on the stoop, the couple wanted a share of the drug dealer's daily take. When I went to complain, they had just finished drafting an eviction notice. Two days later they were still there, so management called the Constable. The next day they were gone, however, it took two days to change the lock. At that time, we all found out that they had severely damaged the door frame, so it wouldn't lock.

About a week later, at night, I heard a commotion on the stoop. The Courtesy Officer had found the drug dealer in the apartment. The Sheriff's Department was on the way, but the drug dealer was trying to hide something. When the deputies arrived, the drug dealer had a magazine in his pocket and half a box of ammunition in his suitcase. We tried searching, but there was piles of trash everywhere coated with dog shit (they had bought a pit bull just days before they were evicted). We were retching, so we gave up. The drug dealer was arrested (he was on probation + he had a warrant).

This morning, they finally repaired the door frame and the door is locked. The apartment, however, is going to need a rehab, plus, plus I keep finding roaches (wonder why ?).

The whole thing went down because the girl's mother had co-signed on the apartment, promising to make good on damages. One daughter is a stripper and the other is a wannabee drug dealer. Geez.

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farmerart

Guess why I like living in the country? My nearest neighbour is almost 8km away.

Even this wretched bush camp in the North West Territories (where I will be for a few more weeks) seems more salubrious than your situation.

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rh48hr

Dude ... You need to move. Like yesterday. I would only wish your situation on my worst enemy.

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vincemichaels

Yuck. I hate cockroaches. I'd move.

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jackslash

I don't have a stripper next door, but I may have one a few blocks away. As I was walking for exercise around noon last Saturday, I saw a car waiting outside a house. Then a young woman ran out to the car, wearing a tiny little sexy costume. I hope she's a stripper. But if she is, she's probably living with her parents, because it was a pretty nice house. Should I knock on their door and ask?

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vincemichaels

Sure, jackslash. How fast can you run? LOL

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Club_Goer_Seattle

Since I moved to Seattle, I'm continually amazed at how many dancers live so close to where I do. I probably have met over 25 that have said they live within a five mile radius of where I do. I can tell their not just b.s.'ing, because they can describe things in great detail about the area. Three that I have met, live within walking distance. One of those was a convenient arrangement. When I wanted to do an OTC with her and bring her to my place, all I had to do was drive a half mile and pick her up. (She didn't have a car.)

One dancer, though, I said to myself, don't get involved with her. Don't even become a regular of hers in the club. It turns out she lives in the neighboring condo complex to mine. I soon found out exactly which unit. I have to drive right past hers to get to mine (not vice versa, though). Where my complex's mailboxes are located are almost in front of her unit. So I do her her on occasion. I don't wave, or acknowledge her. She doesn't notice when I drive by. She had a dancer friend as a roommate briefly. It turned out that the roommate was transitioning from dancing to escorting. The roommate is one whom I did many OTC's with. If I got friendly with this "girl next door," I could just see her coming over to my house, uninvited, for purposes I wouldn't want: "borrow" money and other stripper-related drama/headaches. It may have helped that this dancer is no longer dancing. I think I made a good decision.

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sanitago

I have to agree with others here: move, and soon! roaches get into everything, even if you're not the source. had a relative who lived in a housing development made up of townhouses: two separate place sharing a single wall. their neighbor wasn't too strong on cleaning their place up, and within a month, they had roaches in their stuff. nasty bastards, roaches!

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troop

i remember when you originally posted about this. i thought the problem was over long ago, this crap dragged on a long time.

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cobraguy

Sounds like a free Gun comes with that house lol..

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gatorfan

This continued?

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