A nice little stop across the...

A nice little stop across the river from most of the clubs. They'll get on stage here.

At Maxim they actually served me a drink! And they let me buy girls a drink! Just a drink! I'm going back and forth on why Maxim isn't my highest rated Zurich club, but just about everything other than drink and chat is offsite and that's just hugely inconvenient. It might be higher end tail, but if a girl can tell you with a straight face the owner expects $1000 Fr to let a girl walk for the night then you're probably in leg breaking territory and had better know that going in. Yeah, they'll let you drink in here for as long as you want. You probably don't want to take them up on it.

And yeah, I'm serious about this being one of the clubs I liked the best around there. That'll tell you everything you need to know about clubs in Zurich. Just do the sensible thing a hook up with an escort or visit a brothel, because there's really no point to going into one of these clubs unless you're looking for takeout. Prostitution is legal in Zurich, and you're in for a lot fewer headaches if that's on your agenda by just cutting out the middle men. Those being the men that wouldn't mind making you an offer you shouldn't refuse in hopes that you will. Have fun.