Ahh Detroit
silkypants
I had an excellent visit in Detroit mid week. I am an absolute PL and Detroit was a bit of a challenge. Remember, all posting on this site are fictions in nature.
My Detroit visit by the numbers:
Nights 2
Clubs 2
Dancers paid 12
Numbers of lap dances/songs 41
HJ 3
BJ 2
FS 1
Total cost $1700
Happy endings 1 :(
Another very expensive weekend and great learning experience. I got a rant coming on why the Detroit clubs are not rated higher. I actually thought I was taking a risk going to Detroit because it had no top ten clubs. Detroit rocks. Reviews to follow.
Best lines that I can remember:
Three times I heard: “I have a medical marijuana card.â€
Dancer opening line while dancing on the bar: “I want to suck your dickâ€
Me: I want you to be aggressive
Dancer: Can I choke you?
Me: I don't think that is a good idea.
Dancer: Hmm, can I choke you lightly?
Me: Still I don't think that is a good idea.
Dancer: Careful, you will eventually reach cotton
Me: What if I had asked for FS?
Dancer: I would just go into the dressing room and make it work.
Worst decisions I made:
Not negotiating and getting three for $100 dances instead of the $25 dances.
Not going to cash machine to get a dance from a better than Bree Olson lookalike. I am still touching myself over that one.
My Detroit visit by the numbers:
Nights 2
Clubs 2
Dancers paid 12
Numbers of lap dances/songs 41
HJ 3
BJ 2
FS 1
Total cost $1700
Happy endings 1 :(
Another very expensive weekend and great learning experience. I got a rant coming on why the Detroit clubs are not rated higher. I actually thought I was taking a risk going to Detroit because it had no top ten clubs. Detroit rocks. Reviews to follow.
Best lines that I can remember:
Three times I heard: “I have a medical marijuana card.â€
Dancer opening line while dancing on the bar: “I want to suck your dickâ€
Me: I want you to be aggressive
Dancer: Can I choke you?
Me: I don't think that is a good idea.
Dancer: Hmm, can I choke you lightly?
Me: Still I don't think that is a good idea.
Dancer: Careful, you will eventually reach cotton
Me: What if I had asked for FS?
Dancer: I would just go into the dressing room and make it work.
Worst decisions I made:
Not negotiating and getting three for $100 dances instead of the $25 dances.
Not going to cash machine to get a dance from a better than Bree Olson lookalike. I am still touching myself over that one.
Comments
last commentcan i go with you the next time you go?
Holy crap! Batting .333 is an amazing value for $1700 to me. Although that would represent at least three _good_ SC visits for me, sounds like you could make it happen with much less next time.
If you get time, please PM me with a club name. Road trip soon!
It's interesting with Michigan being medical MJ friendly, that dancers would advertise that they have a card. To me that sounds like code for, "take me OTC, buy me weed, and you can go all the way."
Now I go to Detroit and find I can look at some pretty awesome rides, but there are no prices. So instead of deciding which rides I wanted, I took a whole bunch of test drives. Most rides didn't work for me but I had a lot of fun and I didn't have to make a big commitment and get stuck with a ride I didn't like.
Next time I will have my price sheet from this trip along with a better idea of what kind of ride I am looking for.
As for the batting average Detroit is tee ball not baseball. Almost all of the misses you are calculating are because I didn't swing. Some didn't play ball and that is fine. Remember, most of the time it costs more to put the ball on the tee.