Dancer intrusions into the "Men's" room.

I have enough of a problem with my Cats "intruding" on my "Business" in the Bathroom. I don't need Dancers too. LOL

Although I don't mind getting a BJ from a Dancer after the "Business" in completed! LMAO

Oh man, Alucard. Golden showers !! LMAO

Alucard - I have the same problem with my cat "Shadow". At home, I have to sit down to piss. :))

Golden showers ! That cracked me up ! Lmafa !

Last time I was at Shadow's favorite ATL Club, one of the dancers came in the men's room and asked the troll for mouthwash. I asked her what she just had in her mouth and she laughed.

Centerfolds in Seattle has only one bathroom and the customers and dancers share it. I went to take a leak after a booth dance and a dancer I had met the day before but had not gotten a dance from yet just coming on duty came in to use the facilities as I was finishing. Needless to say things were still enlarged as the dance had not been satisfying. She told me as she dropped Gstring to pee that she would be right out after her stage number to put that thing in a warm wet place to feel it grow. Actually she said she would like to "take care my swelling" . I agreed as she was a 7+. She told me later she like only one bathroom as she said seeing cock turned her on. True or not she was true to her word. But bring you own cover the floor walker does not like them to carry a purse so there is not place to hide covers.

At Ace of Spades, formerly Cheetah's, in Detroit the mens room is practically co-ed. I am too old school to accept this behavior, but I have no where else to pee.

I feel a need to visit Seattle...

@ 3Legged: Please do visit Seattle, you'll enjoy it here. The Puget Sound Region is a beautiful area, with lots of interesting sights to see for the vacationer. But, don't bother with Centerfolds. It's a low-level excuse for a strip club.

In more than one club here in atlanta, the bathroom troll is the weed man.

Shadow, that makes up for the bathroom situation at The Crazy Horse in San Fran. There, if you wanted to do a #2, you had to use the ladies bathroom due to broken toilet in the guys' spot.

Once in an El Paso club, I was in the men's room after a full-service lapper in the VIP. Two dancers came in, much to my surprise. They just said, "We wanted to see it." But for having just done what I had just done, more might have followed that brief restroom encounter; however, it was limited to that one comment.

"Some of the girls come in to get candy or gum"

That's why I always bring extra gum for the dancers.

Shadow - I too noticed the girls coming all the way into the restroom on a frequent basis. I actually don't mind it and find the intimacy rather cool. It reminds me of German clubs where the girls shower with the guys and use the same facilities to put their makeup on, etc. Again, very intimate and a turn-on. I think we should go unisex bathrooms, IMHO.

"Alucard - I have the same problem with my cat "Shadow". At home, I have to sit down to piss. :))"

It is a particular problem will my Male Cat shadowcat. Once or twice he has almost got hit in the Head with the stream. LMAO I have to resort to sitting at times.

If they want to hang in the mens room go for it

"If they want to hang in the mens room go for it"

No thank you. I can't pee in front of the bathroom troll as it is.

The only time I ever had the misfortune of actually going into the men's room was by a troll who refused to sell me a stick of gum until I went in to his "lair" so that I could pick out the flavor that I wanted. He was like 200 years old and could barely walk, so I felt sorry for him and went in....and got out again as fast as I could. At least it was in an "upscale" club, so it wasn't too ratty in there.
Lesson learned to ALWAYS make sure that I have a pack of gum with me BEFORE I enter the club!

Why are there Men's Room Trolls?

I don't know. Ever been to the Mons Venus? The bathroom is tiny as it us and then add a troll and his junk and it's just ridiculous. That's why I prefer the afternoon before he gets there.

"Why are there Men's Room Trolls?" + "I don't know"

To give out Gum? I guess...

I suspect it could be to appear upscale but it could also be to stop customers from doing drug deals in the bathroom or causing trouble for a club. The bathroom may be one of the few places without a camera and the manager may want to know what's going on in his club.

If the restroom is too small, then there is usually none.

I know in the old days at my favorite club, the official ladies room was essentially a room where the female costumers would go and perform BJ's and various other sex acts. One time, they weren't exactly quiet in there and you could hear it if you were sitting close to the ladies' room. For all I know, it may still go on, but no one's told me any stories about it recently.

The way I see it, this presents the ultimate opportunity to freakin start the "Ten Inch Club"....I mean, let's get down to earth here, we already got the "Mile High Club"....