I was in columbus again for...

I was in columbus again for business so I thought I'd hit up a few of the gold girls I enjoy visiting. Got there and it was dead, it has a peculiar smell to the club like.. old jizzed on chairs from the 90's and dusty chinese fans that don't work. No lookers, and a few scary looking t&a on display.. when I sat down a girl aproached me right away and tried selling me the 3dance special but in the light she looked almost 40 and old. I tried getting a drink but the bartender was busy talking and the sights of the other girls was too much so I just left. Alas, no boner.