While waiting for my favorite to get off stage yesterday, I was approached by a dancer new to me. She got my attention by having worked at some of the clubs around LAX and she was doing a good job of playing with my dick while talking. So I accepted a dance. Just 1, as I was waiting on my favorite to go to VIP. When she was done, ske asked "Did you cum"? WTF? All I could think of was do I look like Lapdanceking. :))
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She was just looking for a tip. :))
Shadow ! Ooooooooooo! That was funnny ! But if I can get it down u may need to add me to that list lol ! Saving money is priceless !
Btw, my favorite noticed me getting the dance and asked if she was a good fluffer. I said "not that I needed it but yes" :))
If she doesnt know if you cum she isnt doing something right
sc,
Follies, MG, PP?
Clubber - I will introduce you to them next Friday.
if a stripper doesn't get a customer off when giving him a hj she fells cheated
Jizz n my pants !
Hmm...
Is there a discount if you don't cum?
"Is there a discount if you don't cum?"
Perhaps.
The length of time it takes to cum from handjob can be calculated by the following equation:
t=(a x a ) / h * 60
Where t is time in minutes, a is your age, h is hotness factor of dancer on one to ten scale then divide by 60 to give time in minutes.
If shadowcat is 70 and even if the dancer was a ten, that would be a little over 8 minutes. One song doesn't do i
Maybe they could play In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly?
motorhead - I won't be 70 until Friday the 13th. My favorite and her best friend, who just happens to be my 2nd favorite, are taking me to VIP. They are gonna get the house to comp my room. In case I can't stand up afterwards, Clubber is gonna be there to help me. :))
sc,
I sure hope you are talking about my helping you "stand up" on your feet. Any other any standing up, you are on your own or with the help of dancers. :)
I went by MG and Follies when I got into town Sunday. I found our MG is closed on the weekends and with the NFL playoffs on, Follies looked so crowded, I didn't even bother to try and find a place to park. Till Friday...
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