I'm going to burn in hell...

georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
So my CF and I are done, and just laying there chilling out. I started to doze off, and I vaguely sense her getting out of bed. I doze off a little more, and the next thing I know, I'm dreaming about one of the best blow jobs I've had in a long time. Just as I'm about to pop, I wake up.

And it's not a dream. She has me in her mouth, bareback, and I let go.

She said she came out of the bathroom, saw my twitcher, and couldn't resist.

I can't really blame her. I've been wanting to do that to her for a long time...

So goes my resolve.

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  • magicrat
    13 years ago
    GMD,
    I know that freaks you out, but I say "congratulations!"
  • Alucard
    13 years ago
    NICE way to wake up. LOL
  • bang69
    13 years ago
    thats a good way to wake up
  • gatorfan
    13 years ago
    Make sure you bring a snow shovel because my friend told me hell froze over went I called the Giants to beat the Cowboys
  • CTQWERTY
    13 years ago
    Who says great customer service is dead?
  • farmerart
    13 years ago
    georg:

    So, tuscl's most anal retentive poster finally succumbs to a BBBJ?

    One evening on my recent Hawaiian vacation...........warm evening.............full moon..............belly full of an exquisite Bordeaux................comfortable couch on the lanai............eager hot dancer with me.....................um, ......er,........ah,........... oh shit!,......................my first BBFS!!!!!

    I hit the Calgary STD clinic upon my return to Alberta and I will make subsequent follow-up visits for the next three months.

    THAT was the first bareback experience of my life! HOLY SHIT !!! IT WAS VERY NICE!!

  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    Art, let me be the first to call you "DADDY" !!!!!!!!!!! LOL. The way the guys have been pounding me to the turf on this issue while you were gone impels me to do likewise. ROTFLMMFAO Welcome back.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    Congrats, george !!
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    vn,

    You will always be the TUSCL First Daddy!

    art,

    I hope momma and little art are doing well. :)
  • mmdv26
    13 years ago
    @art,
    Did the clinic say they could really do anything about it if you actually contracted something?

    Other than treating gonorrhea [onset, a day or two; cured with drugs in a week, without drugs in a month or so], I was under the impression that all other STD's are fairly permanent [some have obvious symptoms now and then, others not]. I guess it's good to know so you won't pass them on, or you won't wonder why your dick just fell off...
  • steve229
    13 years ago

    Hmmm...how apropos that I just read CTQWERTY's Hepatitis C post. Guess it's time to load up on BMY, lol!
  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    @magicrat: It's not so much that it freaks me out. Intellectually, I know the risk is relatively small, it's just that I've been so "good", and now I can't say that anymore. Plus, now that I've gotten a taste of it after all these years, it's probably going to be too tempting to pass up, at least from her. Now *there's* a slippery slope, huh? :)

    @art: If Canada is anything like the US, statistically you probably already have one of the permanent ones, HS1. Interestingly, if you already have one or the other Herpes, it tends to confer some resistance to getting the other, especially if the. Es one is trying to infect the same site as the old. Of the other common ones, all but AIDS is curable.
  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    The title was somewhat tongue in cheek. I figured I'd get more shit about my anal retentiveness than I did though.
  • sharkhunter
    13 years ago
    I was thinking you lucky son of a ..;..

    As far as risk goes, isn't it just about as risky as letting her suck on your finger as it is some other body part? I've had random dancers grab a finger and start sucking on my fingers. That doesn't bother me nearly as much as when a dancer sticks a tongue in your ear but I found out that is an indication they may be very orally inclined.
  • gsv
    13 years ago
    You can't get STDs by having a dancer suck your finger, but you can get STDs from a blowjob. So it's definitely two different things entirely. I still partake in BBBJ from time to time myself, tough to resist, but beware of the risks.
  • farmerart
    13 years ago
    georg:

    You are saying that because I already have the HS1 virus in my body that my chances of contacting genital herpes are much less?

    Thanks, Mom, for giving me herpes when I was three years old!!
  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    "less", not necessarily "much less".

    HSV1 tends to prefer setting up residence in the lymph nodes near the jaw, while HSV2 prefers the one in the groin. Either can be located in the other location, though. If you have one strain in one location, and are exposed to the other strain in the other location, there is *some* resistance, as the antibodies already in your system are effective agains the new one as well. If you have one strain in one location, and are exposed to the other strain in that *same* location, your resistance is even greater, because not only are your existing antibodies on the job, but the infection already resident there doesn't want to give up its real estate. (OK, I don't know if that's the real explanation ion, but the statistical difference exists.) It's still not total resistance, though; you can still be infected.

    The good thing about Herpes is that the longer you have it, the less severe the outbreaks are. That's one of the reasons that people like you, Art, mostly don't remember the last time they had a cold sore.
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