I use to go to this...

I use to go to this bar years ago when I worked in D.C. and the dancers were gorgeous. After not going in years I hit it up on the way home from a hockey game and there was not one dancer worth a dollar. Strippers are supposed to be dream/fantasy girls, and they all seemed average at best. Beer was about $8 each, and there arnt lap dances.

Its a small, crowded little place that makes it hard to find seating together, and the way the stages are set up, you sometimes get stuck sitting right against the stage watching an unattractive dancer. The dancers sometimes beg you for drinks, and the waitresses will walk right up to you and ask if you're going to buy the dancer a drink. Id rather save my money, go home and watch porn.