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Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

In a 2-mile stretch of Brookpark...

In a 2-mile stretch of Brookpark Road near the Cleveland Airport you will find about 7 "dive" strip clubs: 12820 - Secrets 13311 - Amber's Cabaret 13955 - Platinum Horse Cabaret 14500 - Gigi Lounge 15200 - Fox's Den 16600 -…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

If you are in north austin,...

If you are in north austin, Perfect 10 is the definite place to be. Great talent, plenty of white girls. Mostly aged between 20-35 and slender. Occasionally you'll see 1 or 2…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped to see my favorite with...

Stopped to see my favorite with whom I had very private dances and memory of a life time. I have dated her few times and I stopped by to see her after few months. $5…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

It was Halloween just before noon...

It was Halloween just before noon and appropriate for me to step into a virtual ghost town. Put off by the dingy stairway and the cover of $10 for admission and then another $9…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

Another trip back to Plan B,...

Another trip back to Plan B, but was less than my usual positive experience. The dancers remain some of the most attractive in the city, but seemed substantially more aloof than has been my experience in…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

2nd club of the night. Chatted...

2nd club of the night. Chatted up by dancers outside having a smoke before I even got in the front door. Bouncer had to tell them to let me alone so I could get inside…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

This is the worst strip club...

This is the worst strip club I ever visited.me and my friends enter and had a drink.dancers came to each and every person and show some moves but they are all racist.most of the dancers…

Off The Shoulder Gent's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

1st club I tried this night,...

1st club I tried this night, also my 1st time here. walked in and found a dead bar. as I ordered my beer, the only girl in sight (sitting at the bar btw) asked me…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

After a long absence, I am...

After a long absence, I am now a regular again. This place is awesome. Management makes you feel like a big shot as soon as you get to the door. On a…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Halloween at the DT Papermoon was...

Halloween at the DT Papermoon was busier than usual (and more dancers than usual). Parking lot was a fairly full including a stretch limo, though I say no signs of a large party.…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

While on an off season vacation...

While on an off season vacation to Myrtle Beach, we spent Halloween at The Masters. The club itself was very nice, cleaner and kept up better than most (even though the women's restroom had…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

This is an interesting club. ...

This is an interesting club. It has a awesome main stage and the girls will give you a boobie sandwich for your tips. There a couple of girls who apparently think they are…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped in after work for a...

Stopped in after work for a quick visit on Halloween and the club was not busy at all. I sat down and a very attractive brunette waitress immediately brang me my usual. One of…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

I would recommend RBC for those...

I would recommend RBC for those who like young, friendly, and attractive Black girls. On the afternoon of my visit, most of the girls had a slender or athletic build with natural (not large)…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Was Viking my uncle in Tucson...

Was Viking my uncle in Tucson with my wife and found time to see what talent is available. Didn't pay any cover. Huge place and nice environment. Few surprises I had. Only one song per…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Have never been to YS during...

Have never been to YS during the day and had the opportunity try that out. When I first entered I thought. Uh oh, mistake as the only two girls in there were heavy. Not my…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

i stopped in late saturday night....

i stopped in late saturday night. a few of the dancers i could remember were candy, jersey, tiffany, mirage, rossi and this buxom australian chick the talent on this night was on par with my…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

the set up at this club...

the set up at this club is one of the nicer ones ive seen. the restrooms are always well maintained and you just get a cleaner vibe here. that doesnt mean it cant…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Went late afternoon/early evening on a...

Went late afternoon/early evening on a Thursday. First time here. Not a big club and a bit strange on the layout as you walk through a narrower bar area to get back to the main…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

First time visit - pretty impressed....

First time visit - pretty impressed. Mandatory valet and $10 cover seem to be pretty much standard at every club in the area, so be sure to expect that. Club layout is probably the most…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Blue Moon, last time I...

The Blue Moon, last time I visited you could call it a dive (or even worse). Now it is looking a lot better and the bathroom doors now have handles. Enough has been said about…

Safari

Fellbach, Germany

I am a big fan of...

I am a big fan of these FKK clubs. There are different ones all over Germany, but the concept is the same. Most of them have an entry fee anywhere from €10-€75, but…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Stopped by here in the afternoon...

Stopped by here in the afternoon a few weeks ago. Club looks better than when I was here a few years ago. New facade on everything but still has weired sunken stages. Clean and everyone…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

My previous trips to this club...

My previous trips to this club have all been on the day shift but this time I was able to go at night as well. Lots of free parking on either shift. Day entrance fee…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Parked near the far fence to...

Parked near the far fence to avoid any drunk drivers pulling out of this club. I had on my loose gym short - comando style. Came in and before I was even offered a drink…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Went there on Tuesday evening -...

Went there on Tuesday evening - first time. Had heard that that this was the best place around and wanted to checkout The drive to this place is easy and is easy access. the neighborhood was…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

I went back to the LR...

I went back to the LR after a long time of being away. Not much has changed. The dancers are still hot and friendly and willing to give you a good dance. The club's kind…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This club has been renovating and...

This club has been renovating and is still a work in progress. The ownership has changed about 1 1/2 years ago. Unfortunatly, this club does not have the tallent of say a highlighter or burbon…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This club is still top notch....

This club is still top notch. Even with the recent owner change, this place is a great time. Just a little tip for the dances, the ladies have to pay $50 to use…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I came by on haloween afternoon...

I came by on haloween afternoon and can agree with past reviewers about this place being a dump. But I have to say it is better than what it looked like 1 1/2 years ago…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Went to Penthouse after a night...

Went to Penthouse after a night of drinking with friends. My first impressions were wow this is a pretty nice place and the dancers on shift were beautiful. When you walk in you have the…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

This is a very strong club...

This is a very strong club in my opinion. I like the layout the neighborhood and the price is not exorbitant. Good mixture of ethnic groups, lots of latinas, some eastern European girls, some older…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

Had not been to Heartbreakers for...

Had not been to Heartbreakers for quote some time. The club had expanded and it was larger than I remembered. Bert is expensive of course, but the dancers were friendly and not pushy. We were…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

first time here because i need...

first time here because i need a little change in my strip club routine. Pay $10 to get in and $3 to park, can't wear a hat Inside was packed standing room only because a lot of…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

The Clubhouse is always a good...

The Clubhouse is always a good place to visit around the end of the month. The dancers are mostly average, in the looks department. But, like girls outside the club, avererage looking girls tend to…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Came here close to Halloween. Had...

Came here close to Halloween. Had high expectations based on other reviews. The club was alright, but didn't blow me away. The atmosphere is great, very classy, clean, nice lighting, interesting layout with multiple stations…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Decided to try out The Ball...

Decided to try out The Ball in Knoxville, and it wasn't as bad as I expected. I've been to clubs in Atlanta and Tampa, so I know how great they can be, and while Knoxville…

Solid Gold

Burlington, Ontario

Friday night with the boys at...

Friday night with the boys at Solid Gold is always a classic. The place has seen its better days long ago and I know since I've been going there about four times a year for 20…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

Its old, needs a fresh cleaning....

Its old, needs a fresh cleaning. Was there around 3:00 pm had 4 girls, 2 other customers. Again No alcohol.... Girls are that interested in dancing for dollars on stage. 2- girls…

Silk Stocking By Amber

North Charleston, South Carolina

I visited Silk last week and...

I visited Silk last week and had a session with a young lady named Cat (Kat?). She was cute and had some interesting body piercings; which is why I picked her from the line…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I haven't been to Foxy Brockton...

I haven't been to Foxy Brockton in several years but I had visited Alex's (see review) and had some time to kill, so figured what the hell, it is only 10 minutes down the street.…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Was there on a business trip...

Was there on a business trip recently. I have a favorite dancer. Her name is Sunshine and that is how you will feel after a dance from her. The only downside for this club is…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Was in the area so stopped...

Was in the area so stopped by. After leaving, went to Foxy Brockton, so check out that review too. I have stopped in Alex's a few times over teh years just to check it out.…

Trapeze Club

Atlanta, Georgia

It is a nice place to...

It is a nice place to see mostly overweight people having sex. The staff is professional and the food is pretty good. The scenery is what you are paying for. It is a live orgy…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Not a bad club. Not to...

Not a bad club. Not to highbrow, but not ghetto either. Atlanta usually has clubs that fall in one category or the other. I liked the atmosphere and the down to earth" attitude of the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped in Friday night after hitting...

Stopped in Friday night after hitting another club. Saw two of the prettiest girls I've ever had cross my path, but I couldn't get within 20 feet of them unfortunately. Lots of very…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Overall, pretty great place. I gave the...

Overall, pretty great place. I gave the girls an 8 because there was a good assortment and they were all fun. Tall, short, skinny, curvy, dark skinned, light skinned. There was one girl who…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I enjoyed this visit very much....

I enjoyed this visit very much. As me and my friend were trying to figure out what to do. We had one night in New Orleans and did not want to waste any…

Club Rog

Fremont, Ohio

Went to Club Rog for the...

Went to Club Rog for the first time in a longtime. it was pretty dead in the way of customers. However, there were 5-6 dancers working. They ranged in size and quality. Overall the club…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Had a great time as usual...

Had a great time as usual at PP. This club really knows how to treat its customers and service is great. My only complant is that it gets too smokey after 11pm. Perhaps they could…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

If the dances weren't so dam--d...

If the dances weren't so dam--d expensive this place would be one of my favorites. Stopped in late on a Sunday afternoon. $10 entry plus a mandatory $5 non-alcoholic drink are required.…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Just passing through on I-81, I...

Just passing through on I-81, I needed a break. My iPhone directed me down to Savannah's. From the highway, it really isn't difficult to reach; in fact you can see it from 581 from…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

The Hamilton Strip still looks, feels...

The Hamilton Strip still looks, feels and smells like a dive. I can't believe the furniture and decor is still at least 15 years old. Some of the girls look like they've been…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

As my football team was off...

As my football team was off this Saturday I thought it would be a good time for a visit. Saturdays are very hit or miss, especially from about 2-5 in the afternoon. After 4 pm…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

This is a basic juice bar,...

This is a basic juice bar, 18 and older, no booze. Went on a friday night, and was a bit disappointed. Cost is $10 to get in and it includes a couple drink tickets. Lap…

Body Shop

Brooklyn, New York

ignore the ratings that i just...

ignore the ratings that i just put up, they are based on old visits from the distant past. i was in the area as i was walking around and said hey i'm nearby the body shop…

Black Lace

Revere, Massachusetts

Stopped by on a Thursday around...

Stopped by on a Thursday around Noon (they open at 11AM). Third floor stand alone building on corner. As you enter there is a small retail area with lingerie and adult novelties etc.…

Expose

Austin, Texas

I had always thought of Texas...

I had always thought of Texas clubs as great. Dallas and Houston definitely. Trip through Austin changed that impression. Went to Landing strip one night (see separate review) and then this another…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in Phoenix for a conference...

Was in Phoenix for a conference so decided to try the top 10 rated BSC. We arrived at the club around 10pm and was immediately welcomed by a few good looking girls. The…

Tilac's

Bangkok, Thailand

I went to Tiliacs on a...

I went to Tiliacs on a Friday night and had a great time! probably one of the best clubs on Soi Cowboy. Huge selection of girls,great lighting clean and comfortable seating and good drinks! The…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

This place is quite interesting, I...

This place is quite interesting, I am under 21 so I couldn't really enjoy the bar area. I went over to the nude area of the club, Didnt have to pay extra because I paid…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This club has been a 'go...

This club has been a 'go to' destination in the Metroplex, but after a recent visit, it may be time to find a new favorite. The talent level has SIGNIFICANTLY dropped off...last several years, this was…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Expensive! Most expensive club I've been...

Expensive! Most expensive club I've been to so far but the girls are of top quality. Be ready to shell out the green if you want to do anything but watch. For eye candy this…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Very nicely furnished club on the...

Very nicely furnished club on the main street of Romulus, small town just off the freeway.Ten dollar cover. Coat check girl and waitresses are quite friendly but fairly pushy for tips. You enter the club…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Went on a Monday afternoon, early...

Went on a Monday afternoon, early and the place was dead. Two dancers working and a pretty asian bartendress who I recognized from a visit a long time ago. The club has been…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter on a Thursday afternoon. Hell...

HiLiter on a Thursday afternoon. Hell yes! I saw a good crowd when I walked in around 2PM. No cover. As usual, I sat at the bar to take in the surroundings.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter is a standard visit for...

HiLiter is a standard visit for me when I'm in Phoenix. Always a great selection of girls and the provide great dances. VIP dances are not really worth it... they aren't that private.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I stopped by the Hi Liter...

I stopped by the Hi Liter on a Saturday around 6PM. Not always the best time to stop by a club as this is usually a shift changeover time for day & evening dancers. But…

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Meet The Man Behind The Google Of Porn

Did you know that there's a section of the population using the Internet to look at porn? Some of them are probably even doing it right now. Stuart Lawley caught on to that trend and started ICM Registry, a service that lets…

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Are escorts turning to stripping or are strippers turning to escorting?

I know for sure that 3 dancers at my favorite club also advertise as escorts. Their escort prices are $200/hr. They will also do FS ITC $150 or less. I wonder if they continue dancing because they are not making…

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Common scents...

No. Not Thomas Paine... Do you guys ever feel like you get more response from a dancer based on what cologne you're wearing? I've been sporting d&g lately and they're going crazy for it. One girl started overtly moaning after getting…

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Taping OTC

I was speaking through PM with another TUSCL member and we got around to talking about stealth video taping our OTC session. So it got me to wondering. Do the majority of you other OTC guys also like…

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A review or a letter to Penthouse?

XXXXXX took me to the back and after the formalities she started giving me a very erotic dance. She's got a little extra on the thighs and backside, but her small breasts are as perky as a co-ed's! To my…

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My Attempt At OTC Part II

So after yesterdays text exchange I was a little frustrated and needed to relax. I was out of town and had a nice hotel and cash in my pocket. So I headed off to one of my favorite clubs.…

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concern or not

We learned as individuals to help those who are in trouble. Now if a dancer is beaten or abuse, do you feel compel to get her some help or not because you don't know the severity of the situation and

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Off Topic: Chris Christie

Are you serious? Did I see what I thought I saw?? Chris Christie is Governor of New Jersey. He's a Republican. He's an outspoken critic of Obama. VERY outspoken. New Jersey had HUGE damage due to the hurricane. Christie has been working…

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Halloween Fun

Several years ago while at the Mons Venus on Halloween, the place was dead and every dancer asked me why I wasn't at Guavaween. Apparently the thing to do on Halloween in Tampa/Ybor City. And a friend of mine was…

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vice-cops-caught-on-video-at- Treasures

HOUSTON -- The City of Houston and Harris County are quick to call Treasures, the Galleria-area cabaret, a haven for criminal activity that needs frequent police attention. But some say crime has nothing to do with it. "They're in there…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Payed entry fee of 16 dollars...

Payed entry fee of 16 dollars and received a drink ticket. The club was pretty bright by strip club lighting standards. The seating was around the wall and not to comfortable feeling to…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Decided to make a trip to...

Decided to make a trip to the dirty bird. It was near shift change. 3 customers and about 5 dancers. $10 entrance fee. Sat down and ordered my drink. Asked if Mya was working thick…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

If you go, and go in...

If you go, and go in the VIP area, The following will a give a HJ for $20 per song Lori,Tall woman 40's Slim, Large Boob job, has done BBBJ before, Wants tips, or extra…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Another visit to Jax and, since...

Another visit to Jax and, since the Doll House closed, Wacko's is my daytime choice. Before my eyes even adjusted to the dim interior, a very sweet voice was greeting me by name as…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

In town visiting and decided to...

In town visiting and decided to try Bogarts first. Stopped in a little before seven on a Tuesday evening. No valet parking and five dollar cover. Kind of a strange setup but located…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Heard this place recently came under...

Heard this place recently came under new ownership/management, so i thought I'd check it out. I didn't get any dances this visit, so I can't speak to that aspect of the place, but other than…

Cafe Risque

Dunn, North Carolina

Many of you have probably seen...

Many of you have probably seen the place -- it is literally a shack on the side of I-95 and there are billboards advertising the place for miles up and down the interstate. It's…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Well, it was 2-4-1 Tuesday, and...

Well, it was 2-4-1 Tuesday, and I had the itch, so I set out for BE in the Valley. I met with many of my old friends, like Diamond, Kat, and Tatiana, but I also…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Went on a Monday around 3...

Went on a Monday around 3 PM. I have hit this club every once in a while for 15+ years. An even mix of dancers, B/W/H. Many were in the 35-40 age range and not…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went to BT's recently on a...

Went to BT's recently on a Sunday night. My first ever Sunday night there and didn't really know what to expect. Didn't see a whole lot that caught my eye. But there…

Evolution

Palm Bay, Florida

I've been here several times before...

I've been here several times before and I usually leave disappointed. I expected the same on this visit. But I arrived and there were several new girls on shift and many of the old timers…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Made 3 visits to Bandaid's with...

Made 3 visits to Bandaid's with the first on Sunday evening and two other evenings. I don't think I paid a cover on Sunday but $5 cover on other nights. On the first night the standout…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

What's good ya'll. Went here on...

What's good ya'll. Went here on a memorial day and was surprised how many good looking girls were here. Usually this club is on the last list but being that we had our 19 year…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Not sure if this was an...

Not sure if this was an off night, but a lot of the girls here on a Saturday were not as hot as I thought they would be. The hottest one was this brazillian girl,…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Got into Hustler around past 10...

Got into Hustler around past 10 pm and I was the only one in there! lol... Got to know the server, she's was a decent looker (Scottish/Native/Italian/something else)... They made a dancer (about a 6.5)…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I have been to a few...

I have been to a few clubs lately across the country and I have a fresher perspective on mileage you get in clubs, their setup, their management and people and most importantly about the dancers! Colorado/Denver…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Things appear to be picking up...

Things appear to be picking up here again compared to a few months ago. dancer quality i think was better on this trip than it has been for a while. chatted with tiffany,…

G String

Akron, Ohio

the club is a hole in...

the club is a hole in the wall place in a rundown building with a gravel parking lot out back & no sidewalk to get to the front of the building. yeah, it's a dive.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This is kinda two reviews in...

This is kinda two reviews in one because my last two visits I didn't review because there was nothing new to add. My last visit was on 10/20 and then my visit before that was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse is now open on Sunday...

Playhouse is now open on Sunday nights. They open at 6 pm. Smaller dancer schedule than most nights. Mix of girls dancing. Some day shift, some night shift. They update…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

Stopped by here while on business...

Stopped by here while on business in the area. I understand that I went on an afternoon, but I really expected a little more. The few girls who appeared to be working, didn't…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

After reading mixed reviews on this...

After reading mixed reviews on this place I decided to check it out. Arriving, the place looked a little sketch but I had a few drink in my system so I continued to walk in…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Walked in, the club wasn't the...

Walked in, the club wasn't the best. We don't really go there to look at the club. We go to check out the girls. They were average. Sat down and they all wanted tips.…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

After a month or so hiatus...

After a month or so hiatus from the strip club scene...hitting it now with a vengeance! Decided to try out this club...1st visit here. The outside of the club is beat up, in a…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

Made the 1 hour drive from...

Made the 1 hour drive from a Lincoln for the Monday night $10 laps. I was the ONLY customer at 6:15, with 3-4 dancers in the dressing room. Three dancer's soon appeared…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited the club around 3 PM...

Visited the club around 3 PM on a sunday. As soon as I entered the main area a latina (looked bit more like asian I believe) latched on to me talking on-stop to me and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A little catching up on writing...

A little catching up on writing a review as work has been crazy busy and then Sandy hit. I was in Dallas for a Monday meeting, but arrived on a Sunday afternoon. I didn't have…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

It has been sometime since I...

It has been sometime since I have done a Good Guys review. I am not sure a whole lot has changed with Good Guys in the past fews years. There are always a few young…

Yacht Club

Detroit, Michigan

I thought I'd update the club...

I thought I'd update the club as there hasn't been any recent reviews here. I was in town for a business meeting on a Friday and landed late Thursday afternoon. I was in the mood…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

Haven't noticed much activity, so thought...

Haven't noticed much activity, so thought I'd post about another experience I had at Studio 301 near Orangeburg. If you've never been, it's kind of an odd little shop with adult videos & mags. But…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

I went back to LIPS because...

I went back to LIPS because the last time I went had one of the most amazing night in my single life. Went with two of my closest friends on tuesday arrived at 8:30 pm…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Had to return to DFW area...

Had to return to DFW area for a meeting and had to fly in day early, so decided to to hit CR/Fare during afternoon before dinner. Stopped at store on other side of freeway and…

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What is da Juiceman really like?

I bet that crazy MF is really some ultra-sophisticated avant garde performance artist. I can see him now... Black turtleneck, Maynard G Krebs beard (far hipper than a soul patch), black-rimmed hipster glasses. I suspect he carefully chooses his music ("hmm...…

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hot dogs, musterd,and a disclaimer ?

Ok for all those that just don't get the juiceman and the evolution of this creation of mine #1 I don't have a hateful bone in my body #3 every thang I do or say is dun in good humor and yes…

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Off topic: Windows 8

Any TUSCLers try the new operating system windows 8?

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My attempt at OTC. What do you think?

This happened today. I am new to TUSCL I have been going to strip clubs for years and I am still trying to crack the code for the OTC thing. Still learning. I am in my early fifties and fairly…

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fish and chips ?

To all you pussy ass crack clubbers that bE all like I need a rubber to get a goddamn hand job FUCK YOU !!!!! To all you crack smoking ant never going to stick yo little ass dick in a skank…

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double dipping ?

How many dancers has let you stick it in her ass and pussy....you know in the ass and out then in the pussy out and repeat until satisfying......

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OTC's coming back?

So I started up OTC with my ATF back in May this year and saw her several times the next few months. Then she started up with the losing cell phone bit, Internet getting disconnected and I lost contact…

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Off Topic because it is a slow news day. Ya gotta luv PETA!

IRVINE, Calif. – An Orange County woman has asked the city of Irvine to erect a sign honoring hundreds of truck crash victims -- who were fish. About 1,600 pounds of saltwater bass died on Oct. 11 when a…

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"Across the street at FlashDancers, the strippers are lashed to the pole."

http://watching-tv.ew.com/2012/10/30/david-letterman-hurricane-sandy/

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Another Reason NFL Players Go Bankrupt

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Former-Miami-Hurricanes-All-American-Bryant-McKinnie-Owes-375000-for-Strip-Club-Bills-Lawsuit-176351871.html

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BBBJ and STD

I hear lots of guys getting BBBJ but if the girl does it for you then she must do it 10 times a day. I have a friend that swears he got an STD from a BBBJ. Is this possible. Do…

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Strip Clubs and Escorts Versus a Steady Relationship.

Do you think that having a girlfriend or wife is better than seeing show girls and escorts? I don't think so, but that is my opinion. I actually prefer the drama and stress free lifestyle of just going to strip…

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"driver"

I'm wondering if I'm the only guy like this or what other people do. I'm talking about you've set up OTC with a stripper, and she shows up with some goon driving her. What do you do?…

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Prostitue or not?

The director of a reality show in which a Brazilian woman auctioned her virginity could be charged with sex trafficking offences. Catarina Migliorini is set to earn £490,000 from the online auction which closed last Wednesday. The physical education student was…

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Them Honest Stripper Stories

Last night, for the third time in less than two years, I left my wallet in my chair while heading to tip the stage (or some other activity). Not only this, but it was at the bar, and my first…

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Second pop ITC

For those who go to clubs where FS is available do you stick around for multiple pops? I used to just go for one pop and then take off but recently found a hot and friendly enough stripper that I…

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fluid on my ballz ?

Ever have s dancer b on top riding your dick and when she cum hard I felt fluids running all over my balls and even on to my asscrack lol....

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CORRECT ENGLISH

is it just me or does this board seem to be visited by a lot of idiots that can't spell or write correctly. has this become the moron review club ??

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Here is another one. This one in Little Rock.

They call the Paper Moon, a strip joint on Mabelvale Pike, a "gentleman's club." That was no gentleman who started shooting after being bounced about 4:40 a.m. Sunday morning. A 33-year-old Little Rock man was shot in the right calf…

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Anyone have sex with a celebrity?

Or before she became one? Or even if she was in the spotlight for only fifteen minutes? A friend of mine dated Barbie Benton in high school. My claim to fame is more modest.

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Tampa is not exempt from 2AMers.

0 inShare. Comments (0) Larger | Smaller Printable Version Email This Font TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Investigators say one man died and another was injured during a shooting at a Tampa strip club. Tampa police responded to a disturbance at the…

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What Texas clubs have given you some memorable lap dances or more

My nominations are 1. St James in Houston 2. Baby Dolls Dallas 3. The Fair Room next to Cabaret Royale Dallas St. James never disappoints. Individual rooms for more privacy without a VIP charge. Baby Dolls See if…

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Stripper brawl sends guy to the hospital.

A woman struck a man in the eye with a high-heeled shoe amid a large melee in a strip club dressing room Friday night, according to an arrest affidavit. That woman, Victoria Perez, is in Travis County jail Sunday afternoon on…

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cockblocker

I went to the SC yesterday and one of the least favorite dancer came to me. It was totally bad because I wasn't about to get a dance from her. She sat on my lap and ask for a drink.…

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HELL NO !!!

at last poker game, we started talking about sex with celebrities. after the usual discussion of "I'd like to fuck so and so " we turned to the celebrity that we would not fuck no matter what.…

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Excerpt from a recent review. I know that I would pass on this dancer.

This Sxxxxxxxxx dancer was having trouble with liquid leaking out of her pussy and ass I asked about it and she said she had just fucked 2 guys in the parking lot for cocaine and was sorry but was high I…

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Which city has the hottest dancers?

I've been strip clubbing in Portland for a few years, and I'm ready to visit a city with hotter dancers than the Portland dancers. I got a 2 week vacation in a couple of months, and I'm trying to figure…

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double trouble ?

Ever get two strippers to jack you off or to suck your dick ? The mental images in my head look amazing do you thank it would play out just as hot or do you thank real life would sink…

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Virgin stripper?

I was at my favorite local all nude juice bar the other night and was enjoying a conversation with a nice looking 20 year old stripper I've known for about 4-5 months. We started talking about sex and she…

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The Only Reason I Would Ever Go to a McDonald's

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20121026/hunts-point/irate-residents-find-strip-club-patrons-parked-at-nearby-mcdonalds

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Dances that make you cum

Some dancers get mad when I cum while they are giving me a lap dance. Some dancers enjoy when I cum. None like the wet sticky feeling they get. I started telling them when I'm about to…

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beards ?

For all you men with fasial hair how do you keep it soft for the ladies ? I shampoo, conditioner and lotion

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phoenix - best extra's clubs

I have been to most of the clubs in the Phoenix area. I always end up at hilighter, bandaids, or blue moon. In my experience, these are the bests clubs for extras or mialege. Would you add a club to…

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FFM 3 way

Has anyone had the good fortune of getting this in a CR environment. Would love to get two girl go back and forth with the soldier.

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WTF? Isn't high school where strippers hone their skills for the future?

http://living.msn.com/family-parenting/the-family-room-blog-post?post=6a5e03cc-5e0e-49ff-9f4f-61ac26c24057

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Libya

Yeah, I know. This site is about endless variations of dealing with strippers, whores, clubs, etc. But this latest news about what happened in Libya puts me in a crap mood. Former presidents would have surrounded the area with gunships…

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Cat fight over cell phone.

A dancer at Beach Girls gentlemen's club was taken to a West Des Moines hospital for treatment of a broken nose after she and another dancer allegedly fought early Monday morning. According to West Des Moines Police Officer Stephen Becker's report,…

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Lap dances aren't art, so no tax break, court says

I'd hate to be a strip club owner in New York. http://bottomline.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/23/14643322-lap-dances-arent-art-so-no-tax-break-court-says?lite By The Associated Press A sharply divided court in New York says lap dances don't promote culture in a community the way ballet or other artistic endeavors do, and so shouldn't…

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Las Vegas Strip Club Owner Takes On Outcall Businesses

LAS VEGAS -- A major player in the Las Vegas adult entertainment industry is speaking out about rampant prostitution masquerading as outcall entertainment. Dolores Eliades, whose family name is almost synonymous with adult nightclubs in Las Vegas, is cooperating…

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Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty....

Appears Kittykate has flamed out on the TUSCL. Did she piss off too many of us or did too many of us pisd her off? I kind of miss the shit she stirred up. It sure was interesting this past…

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He should just stuck to clubbing

Walled Lake Western High School teacher fired after accidentally projecting web browser history with porn sites WALLED LAKE, Mich. - The Walled Lake Consolidated School District's superintendent says a Walled Lake Western High School teacher has been fired after students reported…

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Detroit on a weekday

I haven't been to the motor city in almost two years and wanted to get the latest on the best clubs to visit on a weekday (Sunday night or Monday night). Previously in the area, I have only been…

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That extra hoe money

Hey guys how you doing today? Hope your day is going WONDERFUL! Now I'm kind of in a serious thought right now. I have my regular job, but now I've been doing some job searching because well, I LOVE MONEY…