Dances that make you cum

32 comments

• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  LapDanceKing82 is the board's #1 expert on cum-in-pants. You wait it him to answer or get a jump start by researching his threads.
• 3LeggedMan

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  12 years ago

  I'm guessing this topic has been discussed 10 times in the past year. I suggest you use the little "Search" button on the top right of the page.
• mrrock

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  12 years ago

  I never cum in my pants. Only if they whip it out and play with it!
• bustanutz

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  12 years ago

  Don't ever tell them, especially if it's their mouth
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  "How do you handle the situation?" Yeah, it's a tough situation no matter how you handle it. However, if a dancer makes you cum, I think we all agree that she wanted you to cum? Why? Because we all agree that to make you cum, she had to try real hard to make it happen. There had to be INTENT. Because as we all know, if a dancer isn't trying to make you cum, it AIN'T gonna happen. There's gotta be the right groove for the right amount of time, she's gotta use her hands and her butt and keep the groove going for long enough to make it happen. And we all know that all she has to do is switch it up at the wrong time, and BAM !! the thrill is gone and it ain't gonna happen. And there are lots of dancers who know that, and are expert at mixing it up enough so you can't get into the groove. She's gotta use her hands, or her butt and her hands, or her tits, or whatever, but she's gotta work real hard to make it happen. So if a dancer acts surprised or pissed, I call BS. Just give her a tip and mark her off your list for future dances. Now, you can use a condom, but IMO they are pretty much a waste for many reasons. There's a thing called Liquid Lapdance, a pair of bikini briefs with a built-in latex cum catcher, but IMO they're a nice idea that doesn't pan out. So really you're just left with letting it happen, and if she balks then move on to another dancer next time. And when a dancer likes it when you cum, tip her well and make a note to use her again next time.
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  By the way, I may have been unnecessarily harsh on the Liquid Lapdance. It really is the best idea out there, and probably the best solution, but for me personally I prefer just the straight commando method. But for most guys I think it's, by far, the best alternative.
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  i love it when my customers cum... that's the whole point, isn't it? i think that's the reason i have a pretty high conversion rate from 1st timers to regulars...
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  "i love it when my customers cum... that's the whole point, isn't it?" OMG. I just came in my pants. That's awesome.
• neon44

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  12 years ago

  What a coincidence........happened for the first time today. lol Ordered two dances, she looked a bit like shawn johnson from the olympics. Don't think she realized because I was wearing jeans/underwear and the dance was almost over. Rather not deal with the mess/ embarrassement. Next time will "clean the pipes" before clubbing.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  I never cum in my pants either. I prefer that the dancer receives it in some way.
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  @ DFW1: "Some dancers enjoy when I cum. None like the wet sticky feeling they get". If you get your sticky cum on the dancer, she has to go clean up before the next customer. Pain in ass for her. I haven't cum in my pants because of a girl since the 7th grade. Personally I think its silly and immature. But hey, I can understand everybody's different. PM Lapdanceking82 for techniques in cumming in your pants. Or consult a doctor for premature ejaculation treatment options. Happy Clubbing.
• GoVikings

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  12 years ago

  It hasn't happened and I can't picture it ever happening. Not from just a lap dance. I'm actually surprised it happens to so many of you, but I guess it's not that uncommon after all.
• dfw1

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  12 years ago

  I go to a SC with thin black slacks or shorts and thin silk boxers. Many times the girl likes to check it out when its hard and so obvious. I go to Baby Dolls Dallas and there is not enough privacy for me to feel comfortable with a girl taking it out. Occasionally I have had them put their hands down my pants or up my shorts. But with the sensation of almost nothing on and being hard for a while watching naked girls I can cum in a couple songs. If the girl is into it it can be great. Sometimes the girl acts like OMG what did you just do. So now when I'm close I just let the girl know and she can decide for herself if she likes it or not. But if she does not keep working me while I cum she is off the list.
• Dain

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  12 years ago

  I always cum OTP (outside the pants). I take it out, jack off and maybe get a HJ, and cum. Or maybe more: my last ten visits to my tow favorite clubs resulted in three FS, one BJ, one HJ, and 5 MM (mutual masturbations).
• Dain

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  12 years ago

  I always cum OTP (outside the pants). I take it out, jack off and maybe get a HJ, and cum. Or maybe more: my last ten visits to my tow favorite clubs resulted in three FS, one BJ, one HJ, and 5 MM (mutual masturbations).
• Player11

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  12 years ago

  Overall dancers like to make me cum but this is usually from fucking them in VIP. I was once taking a lap dance where we were practically having intercourse thru my clothes / her outfit. I could feel it going in and it was driving her wild. The dances kept coming and after two more I came it shot and shot and its possible cum got into her LOL. She immediately left for dressing room muttering "OMG I think it got in me. What a torrent" I gave her the money for the dances plus a $40 tip then left. I would not worry about what they think (could give a fuck less - go ahead and cum how you want and if it gets all over them or their hair LOL the more the merrier. Believe me the ones who really like to play love to see it shoot off and smile when it gets all over them. I had one one time tell me to put my palm in front of my dick about to cum during HJ. It pissed me off and I did not and it shot all over her black bik and on her tummy. She was not happy - to hell with the bitch. "OMG seminal stains on my outfit." I like it even better when I shoot cum inside of one. Sometimes in VIP I fuck them bareback when they don't mention condoms (r they drunk?).
• bang69

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  12 years ago

  I have never cum in my pants. The cum usualy ends up in the condom. Which is deep in the dancers vagina
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Cum again
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  Pablo speaks: "I haven't cum in my pants because of a girl since the 7th grade. Personally I think its silly and immature" The last time I came in my pants during a lapdance I was with a smoking hot bleached blonde with hair almost down to her butt. Huge tits, perfumed hair, wild as fuck. She was straddling me cowgirl, facing me, I was devouring her bare tits. She was whispering nasty in my ear, and during song 2 reached in her purse for some lotion. She then reached down behind her and slid her hand inside my shorts and began jacking me with the lotion. Then she did reverse cowgirl, slid my dick between her butt cheeks and jacked me with her hand and her butt, while I grabbed her tits from behind. After 4 songs of this, I came in my pants. Silly and immature? Well, maybe if you're incapable of cumming in a situation like that, yeah. Or maybe some of us just aren't as macho as...the great....Pablo...Antonio.
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  You didn't come from a 'lapdance' jerikson. You came from a handjob.
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  No wet sticky issue with me, so dancers love to make me cum.
• drzoidberg

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  12 years ago

  I have only cum a couple of times from a lap dance. Once at Paradise there was this white stripper with long dark hair very slim. We were in corner booth and she mounted me cowgirl. I pulled it out once she was nude. I pointed it towards her pussy. She kept teasing me and I thought she was not going to do the stripper slide. Then she turned airound and that is when she was sliding on my dick. She didn't let my put it just kept the tip rubbing her pussy. She told me she was wet which got me closer to finishing. That is when she faced me and was moving over my dick with tip tip almost but not really inserted. I cannot believe how fucking hot she made me. Then I let her I know I was cumming I was trying to not cum on her (or me) but she didn't move away so it got a bit on her pussy and butt. She smiled at me and was glad I came. She did go quickly to get cleaned up. All of this happened in just a couple of 3 for 40 which is about 10 minutes. I usually use up 30 min VIP or more.
• rentenn

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  12 years ago

  Getting lap dances is the fun part of going to a club anyway. I don't like leaving with blue balls, and the lap dance is the way to relieve the stress. I often carry a unlubed condom, and either put it on before (in the bathroom, or if there is enough privacy in the booth). I have had some gals get freaked out, but most take it in stride. A couple times the gal will start a handjob, blow job, and a couple times they just hopped right on it and started fucking. Why the condom, I hate sticky underwear!
• inno123

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  12 years ago

  I agree that if you cum it was because the dancer wanted it. Dancers are good at reading the signs when a guy is going to climax. If they don't want it to happen they will back off just enough at the right time.
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  "You didn't come from a 'lapdance' jerikson. You came from a handjob" If you don't think that's part of a lap dance, then you're going to the wrong clubs.
• occurious

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  12 years ago

  I've never cum in my pants from a LD, actually I find a lot of dancers are too rough and it's kind of uncomfortable so I don't even get hard in my pants. The last time I went to DV in COI I got dances with 3 different girls and two of them just gave perfect dances and I was hard the whole time. The third, not so great so I wasn't. It's all in the mood and the action for me.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  I can cum for 5-10 LDs, but have only ever from BJs twice in my life. Pretty different for most other mofo's here.
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  One thing I would suggest if you find it's tough to really get into a lap dance is to use viagra or cialis. Now I'm sure there are those macho guys here who will pound their chests and proudly show great disdain for stuff like that because they're ultra macho and don't need it, but it's not about need. I've found that using an ED med, of course, makes you harder, faster, than you'd otherwise get. But for me at least, something about getting hard seems to make you even hornier. Not sure why, but if I take a viagra before hitting the club, then it's pretty much guaranteed I'm hard as a rock starting with the first or second dance. But it also seems to magnify my horniness, so around the 3rd or 4th song I'm ready to blast off. And the dancer seems to like it when she feels this big dick inside the loose shorts, so you're pretty much off to the races right away. No concerns that you might be LE or anything, she already knows the score. And yeah, if you go into a club and you're not really horny, and maybe you're stressed, or whatever, it's gonna be real tough to get into it. I generally only go to a club when I freakin' horny as shit and NEED to go. Add a little viagra, and a hot dancer trying to get me off, and there's no way I'm NOT gonna cum.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  I don't know about the Viagra suggestion. My advice is to not take it if you don't need it. You'll have a semi-hardon for like hours after even if you aren't doing or even thinking about anything it would be required for. It's not really a comfortable feeling either. Same thing if you take too much. I've also found that taking viagra makes it harder to cum. So you might end up spending $400-500 on those lap dances. Just avoid it if you don't need it is my suggestion.
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  "My advice is to not take it if you don't need it" Absolutely. It's an option.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  Now we're talking about viagra. Its just a lapdance, I thought you guys WANTED to ejaculate? LDK: you hug these girls? Eww you don't know where they been. They all hot and sweaty and full of twilight glitter. Don't see how you guys can even cum from a dance. Only way for me is sex, bj, hj or a combo pack between the three
• tynan

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  12 years ago

  I've gotten close to orgasm but so far I haven't gone over the edge (yet).