Many of you have probably seen...

Many of you have probably seen the place -- it is literally a shack on the side of I-95 and there are billboards advertising the place for miles up and down the interstate. It's not much to look at on the outside or on the inside.

I visitedthis club on a Sunday drive back from the beach on a whim -- had spent the prior evening at a club in Myrtle Beach and wanted to explore. Visit was shortly after noon, so the place was predictably dead. Two girls were working -- both chubby and not all that attractive, but definitely slutty (which was kind of what I expected). The promise of the lap dance did not live up to the actual experience. Set up for private dances are these little booths with a curtain, and you have to hold onto straps for the dance. You sit, pay in advance for the number of songs you want, and then the girl goes to select the songs and comes back (the wait is far longer than it should take).

I got lap dances from both girls and they were kind of blah. No touching allowed and neither was very good. I even tried going back for a second set of dances for more money but they were not persuaded. Dropped about $200 over the course of a couple of hours but definitely did not get my money's worth.