"Across the street at FlashDancers, the strippers are lashed to the pole."

S&M?

I am ashamed to say Letterman is from Indiana. He has his head so far up his ass I'm suprised he even knew it was raining out side. He must have take time out from groping his staff to notice they had raincoats on! In all fairness he is a Ball State teacher's college grad and when he was there most diplomas from the back of a comic book required more brains. Most of us from Indiana or currently live there would just assume see him float away and never be heard from again.