Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

This is kinda two reviews in...

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Spark71
Oct 31, 2012, 12:00 AM
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This is kinda two reviews in one because my last two visits I didn't review because there was nothing new to add. My last visit was on 10/20 and then my visit before that was like a month prior, both visits I had a really good time. I had wrote previously that I wanted to get back to LA and review that...it can and will happen but priorities in these sometimes tight times! The think about HB is it can always fuel my imagination and offers so much variety! My visit prior to 10/20 was much, much better...nothing but favorites for pretty much all my dances and I remember doing more 5 for $50. The best thing about HB is it's probably owned by the same group that owns Skybox and I know some have complained but I think they got it and do it right! It's priced perfect and designed to sell...multiple dances for 25/50 and beers under $2...you can never complain about price and your gonna always have a good time cause they keep cute dancers...it's not always 100% but if you ask me they (Skybox included at this point) both get A's in that department because percentage wise they always get an A (90% or better) even the girls I don't dance with are cute and I'm not LA spoiled I don't walk into spots wanting #10 models just a girl slightly above average who if I saw anywhere I would find attractive and want to get down...both spots never disappoint. I don't like to do Skybox tho because strangely that spot is more inhibited in terms of dances, etc. Anyway, more specifics...I remember my visit before 10/20 I'd gotten like 4 dances or so and was ready to leave and then I saw this beautiful dark haired girl who I hadn't seen in a while and she did the whole up to the ceiling and contoured her beautfully shaped body and then back down the pole at 90 m.p.h into a split thing..wow!!! I was looking for her right after that but couldn't find her then saw her right before I left. Got an amazing dance from her before leaving. My 10/20 visit wasn't as good but still fun. I went on a Saturday hoping to see all favorites (I was ready ;) but practically saw none, so (a little inhibited myself I guess) I did mostly 2 for $25 all night. This time it was a little more work to get attention and what not and as I was ready to leave I saw dancers I wanted but was hard to get them in a packed house. Lucked up and got the best one (looks wise) and she will definitely see me again! For the moment, nevermind LA, I may hit up so more spts in the city but for the most part I'm an HB fan!

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