CORRECT ENGLISH

38 comments

• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Only english major'ing faggots (FAGDOG_ROMEO?) give a shit about correct english.
• MassD

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  12 years ago

  Plz excuse txt. As blood not all in brainz......
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Fuck you 1inch
• 10inches

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  12 years ago

  you are just showing how stupid you are. amazed that you can find your way back to your parents basement after venturing outside
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Yes there are apparently a great many badly educated persons posting. Cell phone typos aside. Just read many of the posts for several days.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  whet yu meen
• mrrock

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  12 years ago

  I find it ironic that the guy getting on people for spelling doesn't know how to use an upper case letter to start his sentences with.
• MassD

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  12 years ago

  But the double punctuation made it better. Really, gramatical errors on a strip club review site? Get off your high horse.
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  This was addressed not long ago.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Communication done well is a good thing. Even on a Strip Club review site clear and readable reviews are needed so that the reader can understand the information being presented. Or would you members who are disdainful of good quality communication prefer to read reviews written entirely in Cell phone texting shorthand? Hmm...?
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  qué?
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Fuck the fucking writing fucking shit fucking good english you fucking know.
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  What ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?
• boogieknight369

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  12 years ago

  @doc holiday: nice pulp fiction reference
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Short or NO memory you know Clubber. Or an attention span of a microsecond.
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  it don' matta how yous types it, as long as ya gets youran point across, ya falla me? drive youran big 10 inch point home, deep into the warm, moist, soft, quivering, yielding... oops, that was for a different post.
• smokeshopjoe

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  12 years ago

  To be fair I tend to agree with Mr. 10in. But its not just this site, it is everywhere! It just gets so god damned annoying. Hell I have been known to carry a red sharpie to correct the grammar of graffiti. If this site were not filled with good intel and decent stories I would leave due to the lack of language skills. I also find it funny to read the signage of strip clubs as they are rife with bad english and fun made up words like Sextacular.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  your blinded by your own patriotism. To speak "proper" english, you would have to have your english be equivalent of the English from England. none of us speak "proper" english. The better term would be "American English" which is practically a confusing mess of too many damn dilects since this nation thrives on immigration
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Who ever said Strip Club ownership/management was intelligent &/or smart.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Mark Thackeray?
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Hey, Alucard - has EVER accused you of being intelligent? UNLIKELY given that you are a FUCKIN' RETARD. LMAO!
• crazyjoe

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  12 years ago

  Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck... and what juice said
• crazyjoe

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  12 years ago

  10 millimeter, you probably never get laid because she gets tired of being corrected on her spanglish
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  Man, don't be hatin' the bads English. Some folk here are truly artistes with the keyboard (or iPad). They are transgressing the boadaries of communication and understanding by getting hip to the hermeneutics of intellectually fulfilling sexual, spiritual, and sociopolitical strip clubbing. Remember, the line between avant garde and stupid can be paper thin. I prefer to think of these posts as avant avant, like Serrano immersed in Dali wrapped in Duchamps. A turducken of surrealism. Plus, they don't criticize others by while writing posts sans capital letters.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  LOL
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  10 Inches: Unfortunately, there seems to be a general dumbing down of the public nowadays. Sometimes I can barely read what Juice writes, but I laugh because it looks funny. Oh and don't worry about these jealous sobs making rude remarks about your sex life. If I had10 inches, plenty of girls (and dancers) would give me as much as I could stand.
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  It's not just you there decainch. However, more troubling is the inability to think rationally. I could handle spelling problems if more could string two logical thoughts together without going off into la-la land.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Are you a paragon of logical thinking gmd? I think NOT!!!
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Can you think logically at all, alutard? I think not!
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  "Paragon"? Not at all, and never claimed to be.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  I don't claim to be an ultimate paragon of logical thinking. That Honor belongs solely to Vulcans! LMAO
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  We don't expect you to be a "paragon" at all, alutard. Just demonstrate ANY ability to think logicially at all and that will be a huge first start for you. (But I know your strongest inate desire - to be seen as the hero persecuted for your righteousness - will get in the way of that. Hey we can hope can't we!)
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Do you change what you call me Dougster based on what part of your Manic/Depressive state you are in? I wonder...
• SuperDude

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  12 years ago

  Clear, correct and precise English makes for easy reading. Typos or incorrect usage do not spoil the fun.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  @alutard: Let's see I called you "aluretard" before and now I've shortened it to "alutard". I would say it's pretty much the same thing. Hmmm... How did you pass nursing school with logic like yours? Did you used to look pretty in a dress?
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  By being intelligent and working hard. I don't believe you could accomplish a similar feat. Fraudster.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Well Alutard I did more schooling than nurses do, in harder subjects, and get paid more, but I don't think I could handle the crazy shifts nurses work, so I'll grant you are a partial point there. Maybe you do work hard, but no way I'm buying that you've got any intelligence.
• jabthehut

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  12 years ago

  If you want to get a stripper to pay attention to you it doesn't matter whether you have 10 inches or 10 mm (under 4 inches). It matters whether you have $10 or 10¥ (about 10¢).