Them Honest Stripper Stories
Doc_Holliday
Last night, for the third time in less than two years, I left my wallet in my chair while heading to tip the stage (or some other activity).
Not only this, but it was at the bar, and my first trip at this club in well over a year. At the Spearmint Rhino, they allow strippers to dance the bar and the one at bat yelled out 'Hey!' and pointed to the barstool. I efficiently stepped back to the bar, grabbed my goods, took out some bills and tipped her. She could have easily pocketed it and made about $250. Instead, she got a regular. But she doesn't know that.
Anyhow, all three of these slip ups ended in the dancer giving me my wallet back and not light. So there are honest birds out there. We often bitch about them, what good girl stories do you have?
PS I also left my non-password protected smart phone (I am typing on at this very moment) and had to get a ride back to get it. My drunk ass was lucky that night and SR earned a loyal customer, even with the $25 topless dances.
Not only this, but it was at the bar, and my first trip at this club in well over a year. At the Spearmint Rhino, they allow strippers to dance the bar and the one at bat yelled out 'Hey!' and pointed to the barstool. I efficiently stepped back to the bar, grabbed my goods, took out some bills and tipped her. She could have easily pocketed it and made about $250. Instead, she got a regular. But she doesn't know that.
Anyhow, all three of these slip ups ended in the dancer giving me my wallet back and not light. So there are honest birds out there. We often bitch about them, what good girl stories do you have?
PS I also left my non-password protected smart phone (I am typing on at this very moment) and had to get a ride back to get it. My drunk ass was lucky that night and SR earned a loyal customer, even with the $25 topless dances.
22 comments
Don't drink alcohol if you can't take care of your wallet and phone.
But to Sofia's point, over the past two years, I've had a couple pretty bad run-ins with strippers (one a liar that almost got my ass kicked by her 'I don't have a boyfriend' (except the guy who has keys to my apt) boyfriend and the other a thieve) and quite a few super annoying 'used car salesman' types, but those are easily made up by the three wallet savers above, the couple real friends I made, and several others that introduced me to the club, showed me discounts, got me free drinks, wouldn't let me leave without a cab, etc. etc.
Seriously though, I've met (and been a regular with) several very nice strippers. I've never lost a wallet and I leave my phone when I go to the club, but there are certainly girls that don't worry me. One of my favorites always asks if I want change when I give money (rather than assuming it is a tip) and will ask if I want to get a dance from other girls if we've been sitting together. She will even tell girls I point out that I want a dance if I say I'd like a dance from another girl.
Don't get better than that. Well, actually, it would be better if all the girls were that way AND they all gave hot BBBJs and FS and Greek...
Enjoy those great dancers you know!
There was an inch thick of crisp, new one hundred dollar bills! The kind you can smell and makes a dancer's heart beat through her chest-fake boobs and all. I knew he would come back for it so, I turned it into the bar and I made sure I had several witnesses, including the owner.
Good thing because he did come back with two uniforms in tow. They talked to me, the owner, and the witnesses. Turns out the bartender was missing in action-he went home early and took the purse with him.
The man got his money back, but he didn't thank me for rescuing it.
I never saw the bartender agiain.
I hate that feeling waking up the next day and hoping the wallet and car keys made it home with me. So far I've been pretty lucky.
I don't want to sound like a shill review, but it seems like if you come in and buy $80-$160 on dances and spend $40-$80 on food and drinks, you'll have the time of your life!
Total dances YTD: 14