cockblocker

15 comments

• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Inform her that her ass has some shit smeared on it and she will go to the ladies room
• nickifree

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  12 years ago

  Just say you're waiting for someone else. If she asks who, and she will, just tell her so that the conversation will end. Because believe me, if you say something like "I'd rather not say", you'll say prolong the conversation.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Joey I just tell them "I don't want to waste your time. I am not going to get a dance from you".
• crazyjoe

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  12 years ago

  Kick her in the nuts
• Papi_Chulo

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  12 years ago

  “I just want to chill by myself for a while” or “I’m not planning to get any dances for now” Doesn’t always work but it’s better than nothing.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Tell her to leave. Or call the manager.
• boogieknight369

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  12 years ago

  agree with shadow on this one. "I don't want to waste your time" works most of the time. if she starts the drink hustle after you've told her this, its time to get rude and say something like "well since I'm not buying any dances from you, it would really just be a waste of my money to buy you a drink now wouldn't it?"
• bang69

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  12 years ago

  Joey, here are a few tried & true ways to get a stripper to leave. 1. I have no money 2. Not rite now maybe later. 3. I'm waiting for some one.
• DandyDan

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  12 years ago

  I always go with the "I'm waiting for someone" line if it's someone I know I don't want. The trouble with the "Not right now, maybe later" line is there is the possibility they might actually come back later, especially in small clubs with few dancers.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  crazyjoe is right kick her in the nuts planters or emerald?
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  Stand up and dump her on the floor?
• 10inches

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  12 years ago

  how about just saying "fuck off bitch"
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  I'm "waiting for someone" or "I'm going up to tip the dancer at the rail now" and go tip the dancer. Then there is get up to go to the bathroom, take your drink and sit elsewhere when you get back. I never leave my drink on the table so this is not a problem.
• SuperDude

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  12 years ago

  Thanks for the tips. I will be using them Tuesday night. Need some action after rooting for the Detroit Tigers.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Be rude as a last resort 10inches.