cockblocker

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joey2002
I went to the SC yesterday and one of the least favorite dancer came to me. It was totally bad because I wasn't about to get a dance from her. She sat on my lap and ask for a drink. In my mind, I was ready for her to leave, but in my mind, long and behold, she was trying to block me from allowing me to get a lap dance. I try the ignore technique so I don't have to bluntly hurt her feeling. Then my opportunity came, and ask if I want a dance, and I decline. Can anyone give me advice to better handle this problem?

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gatorfan
12 years ago
Inform her that her ass has some shit smeared on it and she will go to the ladies room
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nickifree
12 years ago
Just say you're waiting for someone else. If she asks who, and she will, just tell her so that the conversation will end. Because believe me, if you say something like "I'd rather not say", you'll say prolong the conversation.
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shadowcat
12 years ago
Joey I just tell them "I don't want to waste your time. I am not going to get a dance from you".
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crazyjoe
12 years ago
Kick her in the nuts
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Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
“I just want to chill by myself for a while” or “I’m not planning to get any dances for now”

Doesn’t always work but it’s better than nothing.
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Alucard
12 years ago
Tell her to leave. Or call the manager.
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boogieknight369
12 years ago
agree with shadow on this one. "I don't want to waste your time" works most of the time. if she starts the drink hustle after you've told her this, its time to get rude and say something like "well since I'm not buying any dances from you, it would really just be a waste of my money to buy you a drink now wouldn't it?"
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bang69
12 years ago
Joey, here are a few tried & true ways to get a stripper to leave.

1. I have no money

2. Not rite now maybe later.

3. I'm waiting for some one.
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DandyDan
12 years ago
I always go with the "I'm waiting for someone" line if it's someone I know I don't want. The trouble with the "Not right now, maybe later" line is there is the possibility they might actually come back later, especially in small clubs with few dancers.
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gatorfan
12 years ago
crazyjoe is right kick her in the nuts

planters or emerald?
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georgmicrodong
12 years ago
Stand up and dump her on the floor?
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10inches
12 years ago
how about just saying "fuck off bitch"
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Tiredtraveler
12 years ago
I'm "waiting for someone" or "I'm going up to tip the dancer at the rail now" and go tip the dancer. Then there is get up to go to the bathroom, take your drink and sit elsewhere when you get back. I never leave my drink on the table so this is not a problem.
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SuperDude
12 years ago
Thanks for the tips. I will be using them Tuesday night. Need some action after rooting for the Detroit Tigers.
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Alucard
12 years ago
Be rude as a last resort 10inches.
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